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Northern Comfort

Statistics clearly show you've got far greater odds ofwinning the lottery than of dying of...

Statistics clearly show you've got far greater odds of
winning the lottery than of dying of being in a plane... incident

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Statistics clearly show
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you've got far greater odds of winning the lottery than of dying
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of being in a plane... incident.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
752
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:01
Uploaded
Apr 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A diverse group of people with a chronic fear of flying are stranded in the wintry north.
You use statistics much like a drunk uses a lamp post - Northern Comfort 00:09
You use statistics much like a drunk uses a lamp post
- I won the lottery. - It's true. 50,000 quid. - Northern Comfort 00:06
- I won the lottery. - It's true. 50,000 quid.
I invested the money to fund a start-up, for my app. - Northern Comfort 00:06
I invested the money to fund a start-up, for my app.
All it takes is for one little bird to get sucked into the aircraft engine - Northern Comfort 00:10
All it takes is for one little bird to get sucked into the a...
In the unlikely event of a sudden loss in cabin pressure, - Northern Comfort 00:15
In the unlikely event of a sudden loss in cabin pressure,
Älskling, I'm so proud of you. - Northern Comfort 00:09
Älskling, I'm so proud of you.
- What the fuck? - Alfons, it's nothing to be ashamed of. - Northern Comfort 00:05
- What the fuck? - Alfons, it's nothing to be ashamed o...
And we really need to be able to travel because of my feed. - Northern Comfort 00:05
And we really need to be able to travel because of my feed.
You see, I'm an influencer. Alfons and I are building my brand. - Northern Comfort 00:06
You see, I'm an influencer. Alfons and I are building m...
Basically, I post pictures of my bum all over the world - Northern Comfort 00:07
Basically, I post pictures of my bum all over the world
Jesus Christ, I've gone and booked another flight for this afternoon. - Northern Comfort 00:05
Jesus Christ, I've gone and booked another flight for t...
I'm going abroad with my boyfriend for the first time, and his daughter. - Northern Comfort 00:05
I'm going abroad with my boyfriend for the first time, ...
I've heard it's so picturesque. We're talking total content heaven. - Northern Comfort 00:07
I've heard it's so picturesque. We're talking...
Out of nowhere, Alfons developed this, like, paralysing fear of flying. - Northern Comfort 00:06
Out of nowhere, Alfons developed this, like, paralysing fear...
But he's got a great eye and it's great for the content. - Northern Comfort 00:06
But he's got a great eye and it's great for the co...
No! Älskling, the whole point of this was that you wouldn't rely on alcohol. - Northern Comfort 00:09
No! Älskling, the whole point of this was that you wouldn�...
The consumption of alcohol is entirely prohibited on the course. - Northern Comfort 00:05
The consumption of alcohol is entirely prohibited on the cou...
- She's not here and I'm shitting myself. - I understand. But I have to ask you... - Northern Comfort 00:06
- She's not here and I'm shitting myself. - I unde...
- Give me that fucking... - Alcohol can only make things worse. - Northern Comfort 00:06
- Give me that fucking... - Alcohol can only make things wor...
So if I want a drink, I'll have a fucking drink. - Northern Comfort 00:05
So if I want a drink, I'll have a fucking drink.