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Northern Comfort

You use statistics much like a drunk uses a lamp post. Excuse me? For support, rather...

Edward: You use statistics much like a drunk uses a lamp post.
Charles: Excuse me?
Edward: For support, rather than illumination

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You use statistics much like a drunk uses a lamp post
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Excuse me For support rather than illumination
Duration
9 seconds
Views
1,304
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:08
Uploaded
Apr 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A diverse group of people with a chronic fear of flying are stranded in the wintry north.
- I won the lottery. - It's true. 50,000 quid. - Northern Comfort 00:06
- I won the lottery. - It's true. 50,000 quid.
I invested the money to fund a start-up, for my app. - Northern Comfort 00:06
I invested the money to fund a start-up, for my app.
All it takes is for one little bird to get sucked into the aircraft engine - Northern Comfort 00:10
All it takes is for one little bird to get sucked into the a...
In the unlikely event of a sudden loss in cabin pressure, - Northern Comfort 00:15
In the unlikely event of a sudden loss in cabin pressure,
Älskling, I'm so proud of you. - Northern Comfort 00:09
Älskling, I'm so proud of you.
- What the fuck? - Alfons, it's nothing to be ashamed of. - Northern Comfort 00:05
- What the fuck? - Alfons, it's nothing to be ashamed o...
And we really need to be able to travel because of my feed. - Northern Comfort 00:05
And we really need to be able to travel because of my feed.
You see, I'm an influencer. Alfons and I are building my brand. - Northern Comfort 00:06
You see, I'm an influencer. Alfons and I are building m...
Basically, I post pictures of my bum all over the world - Northern Comfort 00:07
Basically, I post pictures of my bum all over the world
Jesus Christ, I've gone and booked another flight for this afternoon. - Northern Comfort 00:05
Jesus Christ, I've gone and booked another flight for t...
I'm going abroad with my boyfriend for the first time, and his daughter. - Northern Comfort 00:05
I'm going abroad with my boyfriend for the first time, ...
I've heard it's so picturesque. We're talking total content heaven. - Northern Comfort 00:07
I've heard it's so picturesque. We're talking...
Out of nowhere, Alfons developed this, like, paralysing fear of flying. - Northern Comfort 00:06
Out of nowhere, Alfons developed this, like, paralysing fear...
But he's got a great eye and it's great for the content. - Northern Comfort 00:06
But he's got a great eye and it's great for the co...
No! Älskling, the whole point of this was that you wouldn't rely on alcohol. - Northern Comfort 00:09
No! Älskling, the whole point of this was that you wouldn�...
The consumption of alcohol is entirely prohibited on the course. - Northern Comfort 00:05
The consumption of alcohol is entirely prohibited on the cou...
- She's not here and I'm shitting myself. - I understand. But I have to ask you... - Northern Comfort 00:06
- She's not here and I'm shitting myself. - I unde...
- Give me that fucking... - Alcohol can only make things worse. - Northern Comfort 00:06
- Give me that fucking... - Alcohol can only make things wor...
So if I want a drink, I'll have a fucking drink. - Northern Comfort 00:05
So if I want a drink, I'll have a fucking drink.
Feeling marvellous, actually. Yes. - Northern Comfort 00:05
Feeling marvellous, actually. Yes.