"Not Another Teen Movie" quotes

00:17 Malik could you hold these books 00:17 I read Sylvia Plath listen to Bikini Kill and eat tofu 00:34 That's right 00:34 Here's Ricky 00:08 Guys she's got glasses and a ponytail 00:30 I'm going to go Okay 00:23 Hey I'll be late to pick you up 00:16 Oh my God it's Jake 00:30 Hi Jake Catherine 00:34 You'll always wonder What if I'm a hero 00:25 Can I ask you a question 00:15 We are the North Compton Wildcats 00:08 Who's that 00:16 Give me an H give me a U 00:48 I remember it like it was yesterday 00:13 You also put the brat in bratwurst 00:33 Hey Janey What's up Excuse me 00:18 What are you doing here 01:03 What about her 00:06 Look you can't just start a slow clap at any old time 00:30 I am not going to let you hurt Janey again okay Besides I... 00:39 We were just sitting here 00:07 But if you go out there and you give it your all 00:06 She's wearing the same outfit as me It looks much... 00:07 Well then you better bring it 00:07 It's funny 00:38 Want another one Yes 00:15 I want you 00:12 So what if we have the same mother 00:31 Maybe you should get on that plane and go to Paris 00:09 How did you get in here I deadbolted the door 00:15 All I said was 00:26 It was raining really hard that night 00:13 No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused 00:23 That's for taking Janey to the prom You put the 00:36 I left some money on the kitchen counter 00:16 I knew it That was a line from She's All That 00:10 I don't screw every pathetic guy that gives me a letter 00:38 Oh God I can't believe you fell for that crap 00:05 It's a good night for smoking 00:05 She said she was going out to get my dad a bottle of gin 00:07 Where's Janey Miss Run Home To My Daddy 00:07 Look at me my breasts are perky yes 00:07 Can he play He's in a coma 00:17 We're down a cheerleader for Friday's game against... 00:04 I also replace the urinal cakes 00:12 Jake I need some T to the fourth power Y 00:05 Coach says it's okay to bleed from the ears 00:07 Welcome to the party 00:32 How could Priscilla dump me Jake Wyler 00:05 You always had a thing for ugly girls 00:06 That's it 00:10 Hi my name is Catherine 00:04 Bling bling 00:24 All right goddamn it Hit the showers goddamn it 00:37 Excuse me everyone 00:07 Girl go pee pee not what I want to see see 00:06 I'm only in the song Because I'm a black guy 00:06 We all know where this is going 00:06 What up my yellow brothers Chinks in the house 00:26 Catch you guy later 00:33 Think you'll be prom queen Well think again Janey 00:06 Congratulations You just got your first slow motion entrance 00:14 What the hell are you doing here 00:12 Sure Why not I am the token black guy 00:09 Not scoring any cock either 00:18 When I was a freshman I threw 176 touchdown passes 00:15 I'm getting pussy no matter what 00:11 You never saw me as the girl in glasses 00:11 And now the moment every popular guy who's made a bet 00:25 Jake Wyler 00:16 But I think I can help you 00:07 That has to be the worst pass I've ever seen ever 00:08 You call this a party 00:05 Wham bam What the fuck just happened 00:06 I'd say you're one big fucking train wreck 00:04 Stop being such a little bitch 00:04 I'm not ordinary 00:21 Thanks Malik 00:14 We're down a cheerleader for Friday's game against... 00:16 Look you can't just start a slow clap at any old time 00:15 Excuse me 00:49 How many times have I said I'm not going to Princeton 00:10 Come on don't do this No I'll hang around 00:05 Give me a Y Y 00:15 All I said was 00:05 I say we make like a tree and branch 00:10 After all the shenanigans you pulled last season 00:05 I'm going to go fuck a complete stranger