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"Not Another Teen Movie" quotes

Not Another Teen Movie poster
A sendup of all the teen movies that have accumulated in the past two decades.

Director: Joel Gallen
Writer: Mike Bender, Adam Jay Epstein, Andrew Jacobson
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 2001
MetaScore: 32/100
ImdbRating: 5.7
BoxOffice: $38,252,284
Released: 14 Dec 2001
Awards: 5 nominations
I have no pigment - Not Another Teen Movie 00:08 I have no pigment Your mom was a Ho - Not Another Teen Movie 00:08 Your mom was a Ho If you do you'll always wonder What if - Not Another Teen Movie 00:05 If you do you'll always wonder What if Hey shithead that's mine - Not Another Teen Movie 00:06 Hey shithead that's mine I just jerked off in your French toast - Not Another Teen Movie 00:06 I just jerked off in your French toast Congratulations to the men and women nominated for prom queen - Not Another Teen Movie 00:05 Congratulations to the men and women nominated for prom... Want to dance Only if we're horizontal - Not Another Teen Movie 00:05 Want to dance Only if we're horizontal Well there is this popular boy Jake - Not Another Teen Movie 00:12 Well there is this popular boy Jake I'm going to go fuck a complete stranger - Not Another Teen Movie 00:05 I'm going to go fuck a complete stranger After all the shenanigans you pulled last season - Not Another Teen Movie 00:10 After all the shenanigans you pulled last season I say we make like a tree and branch - Not Another Teen Movie 00:05 I say we make like a tree and branch All I said was - Not Another Teen Movie 00:15 All I said was Give me a Y Y - Not Another Teen Movie 00:05 Give me a Y Y Come on don't do this No I'll hang around - Not Another Teen Movie 00:10 Come on don't do this No I'll hang around How many times have I said I'm not going to Princeton - Not Another Teen Movie 00:49 How many times have I said I'm not going to Princeton Excuse me - Not Another Teen Movie 00:15 Excuse me Look you can't just start a slow clap at any old time - Not Another Teen Movie 00:16 Look you can't just start a slow clap at any old time We're down a cheerleader for Friday's game against North Compton - Not Another Teen Movie 00:14 We're down a cheerleader for Friday's game against... Thanks Malik - Not Another Teen Movie 00:21 Thanks Malik I'm not ordinary - Not Another Teen Movie 00:04 I'm not ordinary Stop being such a little bitch - Not Another Teen Movie 00:04 Stop being such a little bitch I'd say you're one big fucking train wreck - Not Another Teen Movie 00:06 I'd say you're one big fucking train wreck Wham bam What the fuck just happened - Not Another Teen Movie 00:05 Wham bam What the fuck just happened You call this a party - Not Another Teen Movie 00:08 You call this a party That has to be the worst pass I've ever seen ever - Not Another Teen Movie 00:07 That has to be the worst pass I've ever seen ever But I think I can help you - Not Another Teen Movie 00:16 But I think I can help you Jake Wyler - Not Another Teen Movie 00:25 Jake Wyler And now the moment every popular guy who's made a bet - Not Another Teen Movie 00:11 And now the moment every popular guy who's made a bet You never saw me as the girl in glasses - Not Another Teen Movie 00:11 You never saw me as the girl in glasses I'm getting pussy no matter what - Not Another Teen Movie 00:15 I'm getting pussy no matter what When I was a freshman I threw 176 touchdown passes - Not Another Teen Movie 00:18 When I was a freshman I threw 176 touchdown passes Not scoring any cock either - Not Another Teen Movie 00:09 Not scoring any cock either Sure Why not I am the token black guy - Not Another Teen Movie 00:12 Sure Why not I am the token black guy What the hell are you doing here - Not Another Teen Movie 00:14 What the hell are you doing here Congratulations You just got your first slow motion entrance - Not Another Teen Movie 00:06 Congratulations You just got your first slow motion entrance Think you'll be prom queen Well think again Janey - Not Another Teen Movie 00:33 Think you'll be prom queen Well think again Janey Catch you guy later - Not Another Teen Movie 00:26 Catch you guy later What up my yellow brothers Chinks in the house - Not Another Teen Movie 00:06 What up my yellow brothers Chinks in the house We all know where this is going - Not Another Teen Movie 00:06 We all know where this is going I'm only in the song Because I'm a black guy - Not Another Teen Movie 00:06 I'm only in the song Because I'm a black guy Girl go pee pee not what I want to see see - Not Another Teen Movie 00:07 Girl go pee pee not what I want to see see Excuse me everyone - Not Another Teen Movie 00:37 Excuse me everyone All right goddamn it Hit the showers goddamn it - Not Another Teen Movie 00:24 All right goddamn it Hit the showers goddamn it Bling bling - Not Another Teen Movie 00:04 Bling bling Hi my name is Catherine - Not Another Teen Movie 00:10 Hi my name is Catherine That's it - Not Another Teen Movie 00:06 That's it You always had a thing for ugly girls - Not Another Teen Movie 00:05 You always had a thing for ugly girls How could Priscilla dump me Jake Wyler - Not Another Teen Movie 00:32 How could Priscilla dump me Jake Wyler Welcome to the party - Not Another Teen Movie 00:07 Welcome to the party Coach says it's okay to bleed from the ears - Not Another Teen Movie 00:05 Coach says it's okay to bleed from the ears Jake I need some T to the fourth power Y - Not Another Teen Movie 00:12 Jake I need some T to the fourth power Y I also replace the urinal cakes - Not Another Teen Movie 00:04 I also replace the urinal cakes We're down a cheerleader for Friday's game against North Compton - Not Another Teen Movie 00:17 We're down a cheerleader for Friday's game against... Can he play He's in a coma - Not Another Teen Movie 00:07 Can he play He's in a coma Look at me my breasts are perky yes - Not Another Teen Movie 00:07 Look at me my breasts are perky yes Where's Janey Miss Run Home To My Daddy - Not Another Teen Movie 00:07 Where's Janey Miss Run Home To My Daddy She said she was going out to get my dad a bottle of gin - Not Another Teen Movie 00:05 She said she was going out to get my dad a bottle of gin It's a good night for smoking - Not Another Teen Movie 00:05 It's a good night for smoking Oh God I can't believe you fell for that crap - Not Another Teen Movie 00:38 Oh God I can't believe you fell for that crap I don't screw every pathetic guy that gives me a letter - Not Another Teen Movie 00:10 I don't screw every pathetic guy that gives me a letter I knew it That was a line from She's All That - Not Another Teen Movie 00:16 I knew it That was a line from She's All That I left some money on the kitchen counter - Not Another Teen Movie 00:36 I left some money on the kitchen counter That's for taking Janey to the prom You put the - Not Another Teen Movie 00:23 That's for taking Janey to the prom You put the No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused - Not Another Teen Movie 00:13 No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused It was raining really hard that night - Not Another Teen Movie 00:26 It was raining really hard that night All I said was - Not Another Teen Movie 00:15 All I said was How did you get in here I deadbolted the door - Not Another Teen Movie 00:09 How did you get in here I deadbolted the door Maybe you should get on that plane and go to Paris - Not Another Teen Movie 00:31 Maybe you should get on that plane and go to Paris So what if we have the same mother - Not Another Teen Movie 00:12 So what if we have the same mother I want you - Not Another Teen Movie 00:15 I want you Want another one Yes - Not Another Teen Movie 00:38 Want another one Yes It's funny - Not Another Teen Movie 00:07 It's funny Well then you better bring it - Not Another Teen Movie 00:07 Well then you better bring it She's wearing the same outfit as me It looks much better on you - Not Another Teen Movie 00:06 She's wearing the same outfit as me It looks much... But if you go out there and you give it your all - Not Another Teen Movie 00:07 But if you go out there and you give it your all We were just sitting here - Not Another Teen Movie 00:39 We were just sitting here I am not going to let you hurt Janey again okay Besides I love her - Not Another Teen Movie 00:30 I am not going to let you hurt Janey again okay Besides I... Look you can't just start a slow clap at any old time - Not Another Teen Movie 00:06 Look you can't just start a slow clap at any old time What about her - Not Another Teen Movie 01:03 What about her

Cast

Janey Briggs - Chyler Leigh
Jake Wyler - Chris Evans
Priscilla - Jaime Pressly
Catherine Wyler - Mia Kirshner