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Jake:
Excuse me, everyone. There is a girl boarding a plane, right now, to Paris that I love. And if I don't get there in time and tell her how I really feel, I may never see her again. Man in Line:
Go get her, son! Woman in Line:
Good luck, young man! [Jake was allowed to cut in front of the line, but the Metal Detector buzzes when he walks through it] Security Guard:
Oh hell, just go! [the Security Guard lets Jake through without searching him, but then a woman walks through the Metal Detector next and it buzzes] Security Guard:
Freeze, Bitch!
Excuse me, everyone. There is a girl boarding a plane, right now, to Paris that I love. And if I don't get there in time and tell her how I really feel, I may never see her again. Man in Line:
Go get her, son! Woman in Line:
Good luck, young man! [Jake was allowed to cut in front of the line, but the Metal Detector buzzes when he walks through it] Security Guard:
Oh hell, just go! [the Security Guard lets Jake through without searching him, but then a woman walks through the Metal Detector next and it buzzes] Security Guard:
Freeze, Bitch!
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Excuse me everyone
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There's a girl boarding a plane right now to Paris that I love
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If I don't get there in time and tell her how I feel
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l may never see her again
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Go get her son
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Good luck young man
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Go get her Go for it
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Oh hell just go
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Freeze bitch
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Movie Summary
A sendup of all the teen movies that have accumulated in the past two decades.


