Oh Jake, you had me at "Janey, thank God I got to you in time. Listen, I'm not gonna let...
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[In an Alternated Ending] Janey Briggs:
Jake? Jake:
Janey, thank God I got to you in time. Jake:
Listen, I'm not gonna let you get on that plane and go to Paris. Janey Briggs:
Why not? Janey Briggs, Jake:
[Jake thinks of something to say to Janey] Janey Briggs:
Is there something you want to say? Jake:
Yes, Janey, there is. Listen, I made that bet before I knew you. Before I really knew me. Janey Briggs:
Wait a second, that sounds a lot like a line from She's All That. I masturbate to that movie. [Jake thinks of something else to say to Janey] Jake:
Janey, you told me you couldn't believe in someone who didn't believe in you. Well I believed in you. I always believed in you. Janey Briggs:
Jake, you don't need to use some sappy line from a movie to tell me how you feel. Just say what's in your heart. Jake:
You're right. Jake:
Janey, you complete me. Janey Briggs:
Oh Jake, you had me at "Janey, thank God I got to you in time. Listen, I'm not gonna let you get on that plane and go to Paris."
Jake? Jake:
Janey, thank God I got to you in time. Jake:
Listen, I'm not gonna let you get on that plane and go to Paris. Janey Briggs:
Why not? Janey Briggs, Jake:
[Jake thinks of something to say to Janey] Janey Briggs:
Is there something you want to say? Jake:
Yes, Janey, there is. Listen, I made that bet before I knew you. Before I really knew me. Janey Briggs:
Wait a second, that sounds a lot like a line from She's All That. I masturbate to that movie. [Jake thinks of something else to say to Janey] Jake:
Janey, you told me you couldn't believe in someone who didn't believe in you. Well I believed in you. I always believed in you. Janey Briggs:
Jake, you don't need to use some sappy line from a movie to tell me how you feel. Just say what's in your heart. Jake:
You're right. Jake:
Janey, you complete me. Janey Briggs:
Oh Jake, you had me at "Janey, thank God I got to you in time. Listen, I'm not gonna let you get on that plane and go to Paris."
Full Transcript
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Hi Jake Catherine
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Can I ask you a question
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Why is it when I tell a guy to put it anywhere
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they always stick it in my ass Damn
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Way too much information
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Oh no Too much information would be telling you
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that after they're done I take a huge dump
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Shit
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On their chest
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Oh that is whack
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Movie Summary
A sendup of all the teen movies that have accumulated in the past two decades.
Actors
Janey Briggs
Jake Wyler
