No. Cancer
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Janey:
[talking about her dead mom]
I remember it like it was yesterday, Christmas 1989, Dad had just gotten fired from the Zippo factory, Mom was still pulling in tricks to make ends meet, Daniel Day Lewis won an Oscar for "My Left Foot", and all I wanted was one of those little Betsy Wetsy dolls. Jake:
I remember those. Push her belly and she'd piss all over herself. Janey:
She said she was going out to get my Dad a bottle of gin, but, I knew she was going to get me that present. It was raining really hard that night, the roads were... slippery. Jake:
Janey... a car accident. Janey:
No. Cancer
[talking about her dead mom]
I remember it like it was yesterday, Christmas 1989, Dad had just gotten fired from the Zippo factory, Mom was still pulling in tricks to make ends meet, Daniel Day Lewis won an Oscar for "My Left Foot", and all I wanted was one of those little Betsy Wetsy dolls. Jake:
I remember those. Push her belly and she'd piss all over herself. Janey:
She said she was going out to get my Dad a bottle of gin, but, I knew she was going to get me that present. It was raining really hard that night, the roads were... slippery. Jake:
Janey... a car accident. Janey:
No. Cancer
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I remember it like it was yesterday
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Christmas 1989 Dad had been fired from the zipper factory
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Mom was pulling in tricks to make ends meet
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Daniel day Lewis won an Oscar for my left foot
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And all I wanted was a little Betsy wetsy doll
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I remember those Push her belly she'd piss all over herself
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She said she was going out to get my dad a bottle of gin
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but I knew she was going to get me that present
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It was raining really hard that night
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and the roads were slippery
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Oh god janey A car accident
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No Cancer
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Movie Summary
A sendup of all the teen movies that have accumulated in the past two decades.
Actors
Jake Wyler
