Damn! That shit's whack!
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Jake:
What about her? [indicating hunchback girl walking by] Austin:
So baby's got a little back. Hunch, that is. Naah, way too easy. Jake:
OK. [indicates hippy albino girl playing guitar] Albino Folk Singer:
[singing]
I have no pigment... Austin:
Any girl with a guitar is hot. Albino Folk Singer:
[continues singing]
I need sunscreen... Austin:
Granted, she's a hippy albino. She could still be prom queen. Jake:
OK, uh, what about the Fratelli sisters? [indicates awkward Siamese twins conjoined at the head] Austin:
So they're slightly disfigured and connected at the head. But combined, those two make up one pretty decent chick. Reggie Ray:
Yeah, I'd do 'em. Austin:
I know you would, Reggie Ray. But no, I'm looking for somebody who's really messed up. I'm talking about a real shitbomb. [Janie Briggs walks by] Austin:
Well, bombs away! Jake:
No, no, no, no, anyone but her! Not... Janey Briggs! Guys, she's got glasses and a ponytail! Aw, look at that, she's got paint on her overalls, what is that? Guys, there's no way she could be prom queen! Malik:
Damn! That shit's whack!
What about her? [indicating hunchback girl walking by] Austin:
So baby's got a little back. Hunch, that is. Naah, way too easy. Jake:
OK. [indicates hippy albino girl playing guitar] Albino Folk Singer:
[singing]
I have no pigment... Austin:
Any girl with a guitar is hot. Albino Folk Singer:
[continues singing]
I need sunscreen... Austin:
Granted, she's a hippy albino. She could still be prom queen. Jake:
OK, uh, what about the Fratelli sisters? [indicates awkward Siamese twins conjoined at the head] Austin:
So they're slightly disfigured and connected at the head. But combined, those two make up one pretty decent chick. Reggie Ray:
Yeah, I'd do 'em. Austin:
I know you would, Reggie Ray. But no, I'm looking for somebody who's really messed up. I'm talking about a real shitbomb. [Janie Briggs walks by] Austin:
Well, bombs away! Jake:
No, no, no, no, anyone but her! Not... Janey Briggs! Guys, she's got glasses and a ponytail! Aw, look at that, she's got paint on her overalls, what is that? Guys, there's no way she could be prom queen! Malik:
Damn! That shit's whack!
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What about her
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Baby's got back Hunch that is
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No way too easy
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I have no pigment
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any girl with a guitar is hot
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I need sunscreen
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even a hippie albino She could be prom queen
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What about the fratelli sisters
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So they're slightly disfigured and connected
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But combined those two make up one pretty decent chick
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I'd do them I know Reggie ray
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I'm looking for somebody really messed up
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I'm talking about a real shitbomb
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Well bombs away
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No no no anyone but her Not janey Briggs
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Guys she's got glasses and a ponytail
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She's got paint on her overalls What is that
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There's no way she could be prom queen
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Damn that shit's whack
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Movie Summary
A sendup of all the teen movies that have accumulated in the past two decades.
Actors
Austin
Albino Folk Singer
Reggie Ray
Malik
Jake Wyler
