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Chris Thorne:
Alvin, I was just thinking you've got enough vintage steel around here to make a few thousand Toyotas. Ever think of selling the whole place to the Japanese? J.P.:
There you go. Does the Pope wear a hat? Was Sergeant York's mother an angel? And will a banker grope for money? Chris Thorne:
I'm not a banker, I'm a financial publisher. J.P.:
Well, all I know is in '17 after they shipped me off to fight, some New York financier rolled in here one day and hog-glowsered and tub-wankled my grandfather into mining out the whole town in exchange for shares in something called the United Coke Company. Do you know what those stock certificates are worth today? [shouts] J.P.:
JUST ABOUT THE FINEST OUTHOUSE WALLPAPER YOU'VE EVER SEEN! We were forced to become what you drove through today; a burnt out coal field and the biggest icebox graveyard this side of the Ohio foundry belt! And that's why I *never* let a banker go! Fausto:
So your grandpa made a lousy deal, is that our problem? Diane Lightson:
Judge, that's a very tragic, tragic story. J.P.:
I believe it is. Renalda:
You should do a book
Alvin, I was just thinking you've got enough vintage steel around here to make a few thousand Toyotas. Ever think of selling the whole place to the Japanese? J.P.:
There you go. Does the Pope wear a hat? Was Sergeant York's mother an angel? And will a banker grope for money? Chris Thorne:
I'm not a banker, I'm a financial publisher. J.P.:
Well, all I know is in '17 after they shipped me off to fight, some New York financier rolled in here one day and hog-glowsered and tub-wankled my grandfather into mining out the whole town in exchange for shares in something called the United Coke Company. Do you know what those stock certificates are worth today? [shouts] J.P.:
JUST ABOUT THE FINEST OUTHOUSE WALLPAPER YOU'VE EVER SEEN! We were forced to become what you drove through today; a burnt out coal field and the biggest icebox graveyard this side of the Ohio foundry belt! And that's why I *never* let a banker go! Fausto:
So your grandpa made a lousy deal, is that our problem? Diane Lightson:
Judge, that's a very tragic, tragic story. J.P.:
I believe it is. Renalda:
You should do a book
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Alvin I was just thinking
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you've got enough uh vintage steel around here
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to make a few thousand Toyotas
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Ever think of selling the whole place to the Japanese
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There you go Does the Pope wear a hat
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Was Sergeant York's mother an angel
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And will a banker grope for money
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I'm not a banker I'm a financial publisher
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Yeah well all I know is in '17
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after they shipped me off to fight
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some New York financier rolled in here one day
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and hoglowsered and tubwangled my grandfather
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into mining the whole place out
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in exchange for shares in something called
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the United Coke Company
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Do you know what those stock certificates are worth today
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Just about the finest outhouse wallpaper you've ever seen
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We were forced to become what you drove through today
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a burnt out coal field and the biggest icebox graveyard
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east of the Ohio foundry belt
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And that's why I never let a banker go
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So your grandpa made a lousy deal Is that our problem
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Judge that's a very tragic tragic story
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I believe it is
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You should do a book
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Movie Summary
A businessman and his friends are captured by a sadistic judge and his equally odd family in a bizarre mansion in the backwoods.
Actors
Chris Thorne
Diane Lightson
Judge Alvin 'j.p' Valkenheiser
