From my mother

Penelope Day:
I've been sailing my boat around the island. I wanted to see where the pirates camped last night. Jerry Day:
Do you keep your boat padlocked to the dock so the pirates won't steal it? Penelope Day:
No, Uncle George keeps it padlocked so I won't sail it alone. He's afraid. You see, I didn't really sail around the island, not honor bright. Jerry Day:
Honor bright? Penelope Day:
Yes, you can only say that when it's honest-to-goodness true. Jerry Day:
Where did you learn that? Penelope Day:
From my mother