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"Nurse Betty" quotes

Nurse Betty poster
Comedy about a widow's post-traumatic obsession with a soap star.

Director: Neil LaBute
Writer: John C. Richards, James Flamberg
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, crime, drama
Year: 2000
MetaScore: 69/100
ImdbRating: 6.3
BoxOffice: $25,170,054
Released: 08 Sep 2000
Awards: 5 wins & 14 nominations
What about my feelings about all of this - Nurse Betty 00:39 What about my feelings about all of this What is the problem Just do that thing that you do - Nurse Betty 00:10 What is the problem Just do that thing that you do Hi Guess who I saw today - Nurse Betty 00:39 Hi Guess who I saw today This isn't fair you know - Nurse Betty 00:22 This isn't fair you know Consider yourself lucky Del - Nurse Betty 00:10 Consider yourself lucky Del Can we get down to business here please Jesus Christ - Nurse Betty 00:37 Can we get down to business here please Jesus Christ You gave me a look What fuckin' look - Nurse Betty 00:23 You gave me a look What fuckin' look Fucking great Wesley - Nurse Betty 00:17 Fucking great Wesley No So give me an example - Nurse Betty 00:48 No So give me an example Are you out of your fucking mind - Nurse Betty 00:29 Are you out of your fucking mind My son is dead because - Nurse Betty 00:16 My son is dead because Anchorwoman In a story that police say is bizarre even for Hollywood - Nurse Betty 00:21 Anchorwoman In a story that police say is bizarre even for... You're like a soap opera groupie right - Nurse Betty 01:02 You're like a soap opera groupie right She can do it now I said forget it - Nurse Betty 00:30 She can do it now I said forget it Actually there is - Nurse Betty 00:21 Actually there is I call it nutty as my shit after I eat an Almond Roca - Nurse Betty 00:09 I call it nutty as my shit after I eat an Almond Roca Leave her alone George Shut the fuck up You're a grip Go - Nurse Betty 00:09 Leave her alone George Shut the fuck up You're a grip... I will shoot that bitch like she'd scratched my car - Nurse Betty 00:14 I will shoot that bitch like she'd scratched my car It sucked Hasselhoff blew you off the screen - Nurse Betty 00:11 It sucked Hasselhoff blew you off the screen Nothin' like watching the tenpins fall huh - Nurse Betty 00:16 Nothin' like watching the tenpins fall huh Ellen So where you headed Betty - Nurse Betty 00:28 Ellen So where you headed Betty Did you have a good time - Nurse Betty 00:34 Did you have a good time Hey I'm the law - Nurse Betty 00:08 Hey I'm the law You know these actors are mainly models which are mainly faggots - Nurse Betty 00:26 You know these actors are mainly models which are mainly... You sure you wouldn't rather try a turkey burger - Nurse Betty 00:10 You sure you wouldn't rather try a turkey burger Gosh I haven't been this happy since I was 12 - Nurse Betty 00:54 Gosh I haven't been this happy since I was 12 What the hell does that mean Wesley - Nurse Betty 00:07 What the hell does that mean Wesley I got two kids and a dog Yeah Who don't - Nurse Betty 00:05 I got two kids and a dog Yeah Who don't I'm a garbageman of the human condition I deal with trash - Nurse Betty 00:12 I'm a garbageman of the human condition I deal with... I'm asking for an example of one of these dumb fucks being a dumb fuck - Nurse Betty 00:07 I'm asking for an example of one of these dumb fucks... No I have to do this or he'll die - Nurse Betty 00:07 No I have to do this or he'll die The people who get the calls are good not flashy good - Nurse Betty 00:23 The people who get the calls are good not flashy good How'd they describe her You know blonde thin whatever - Nurse Betty 00:12 How'd they describe her You know blonde thin whatever And where am I Purgatory Worse - Nurse Betty 00:08 And where am I Purgatory Worse That if you were any handsomer it'd be a crime - Nurse Betty 00:12 That if you were any handsomer it'd be a crime He's also on staff over at Loma Vista - Nurse Betty 00:15 He's also on staff over at Loma Vista

Cast

Charlie - Morgan Freeman
Wesley - Chris Rock
Dr. David Ravell - Greg Kinnear