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[Sherman and Denis are at a screening of the movie "Cape Fear" and someone in front of them is loudly heckling the movie and smoking a cigar... ala "Cape Fear"] Denise:
What's his problem? Sherman Klump:
I don't know, but enough is enough. Excuse me, sir. Young man, will you please keep it down just a little bit 'cause we're trying to watch... [the figure stands up and turns around, revealing himself to be Buddy Love] Buddy Love:
Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the theaters! [Sherman is terrified] Buddy Love:
Hello, fat-ass! [laughs maniacally] Sherman Klump:
[taking Denise by the hand and leading her out of the theater]
Maybe we should get going. I don't feel too good all of a sudden. Let's go. Come on, let's go somewhere else. Denise:
Sherman, who was that? Sherman Klump:
[exiting into the lobby]
I don't know. I didn't really get a good look at him. [Buddy has already beat them to the lobby] Buddy Love:
Sherman! Sherman Klump. You've still been hitting those Happy Meals? You haven't changed an *inch*! You remember me? Buddy Love. We used to chase that girl, Carla, at the same time. You ever hit that? Sherman Klump:
[flustered]
Miss Purty and I were just friends. Buddy Love:
"Just friends". I guess that means you didn't hit it, huh? [turns to Denise with interest] Buddy Love:
Who's your new friend? She sure is fine. Yes, fine. What's your name? Denise:
[disturbed]
Sherman, suddenly I don't feel so well. Can we leave, please? Sherman Klump:
Yes, let's go, please. Buddy Love:
Can I talk to Sherman for one second? Then you can have him. One second, please. Excuse us. [drags Sherman to the side] Buddy Love:
Sherman, how you doing, baby? Sherman Klump:
What do you want here? Buddy Love:
A little respect. [hugs Sherman] Buddy Love:
You left me all by myself in that test tube without a card or a letter, and now I want a divorce. And this is a community property state, so I want my share. Sherman Klump:
Want your share of what? [Buddy stops and thinks for a minute and claps his hands in realization, as if the idea has just come to him] Buddy Love:
The youth formula we invented! Sherman Klump:
You mean, The youth formula that *I* invented. Oh, no way, Buddy, no way. Buddy Love:
[turning aggressive]
Who you growling at, fat boy? Sherman Klump:
I haven't growled. Buddy Love:
You growling at me? Sherman Klump:
I have not growled. Buddy Love:
I was hoping we could do this like gentlemen. Denise:
[coming by to take Sherman by the hand]
Come on, Sherman. Buddy Love:
You gonna make me do something nasty to you, Sherman. I'll do something nasty. [loudly mocking] Buddy Love:
Sherman! See you soon, Sherman! Sherman! Sherman!
What's his problem? Sherman Klump:
I don't know, but enough is enough. Excuse me, sir. Young man, will you please keep it down just a little bit 'cause we're trying to watch... [the figure stands up and turns around, revealing himself to be Buddy Love] Buddy Love:
Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the theaters! [Sherman is terrified] Buddy Love:
Hello, fat-ass! [laughs maniacally] Sherman Klump:
[taking Denise by the hand and leading her out of the theater]
Maybe we should get going. I don't feel too good all of a sudden. Let's go. Come on, let's go somewhere else. Denise:
Sherman, who was that? Sherman Klump:
[exiting into the lobby]
I don't know. I didn't really get a good look at him. [Buddy has already beat them to the lobby] Buddy Love:
Sherman! Sherman Klump. You've still been hitting those Happy Meals? You haven't changed an *inch*! You remember me? Buddy Love. We used to chase that girl, Carla, at the same time. You ever hit that? Sherman Klump:
[flustered]
Miss Purty and I were just friends. Buddy Love:
"Just friends". I guess that means you didn't hit it, huh? [turns to Denise with interest] Buddy Love:
Who's your new friend? She sure is fine. Yes, fine. What's your name? Denise:
[disturbed]
Sherman, suddenly I don't feel so well. Can we leave, please? Sherman Klump:
Yes, let's go, please. Buddy Love:
Can I talk to Sherman for one second? Then you can have him. One second, please. Excuse us. [drags Sherman to the side] Buddy Love:
Sherman, how you doing, baby? Sherman Klump:
What do you want here? Buddy Love:
A little respect. [hugs Sherman] Buddy Love:
You left me all by myself in that test tube without a card or a letter, and now I want a divorce. And this is a community property state, so I want my share. Sherman Klump:
Want your share of what? [Buddy stops and thinks for a minute and claps his hands in realization, as if the idea has just come to him] Buddy Love:
The youth formula we invented! Sherman Klump:
You mean, The youth formula that *I* invented. Oh, no way, Buddy, no way. Buddy Love:
[turning aggressive]
Who you growling at, fat boy? Sherman Klump:
I haven't growled. Buddy Love:
You growling at me? Sherman Klump:
I have not growled. Buddy Love:
I was hoping we could do this like gentlemen. Denise:
[coming by to take Sherman by the hand]
Come on, Sherman. Buddy Love:
You gonna make me do something nasty to you, Sherman. I'll do something nasty. [loudly mocking] Buddy Love:
Sherman! See you soon, Sherman! Sherman! Sherman!
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Hello fat ass
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Maybe we should get going I don't feel too good all of a sudden Let's go
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Come on let's go somewhere else Sherman who was that
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I don't know I didn't really get a good look at him Sherman Sherman Klump
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You still been hitting them Happy Meals You haven't changed an inch
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You remember me Buddy Love We used to both chase that girl Carla at the same time
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You ever hit that Miss Purty and I were just friends
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Just friends I guess that means you didn't hit it huh
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Who's your new friend She sure is fii ne Yes fii ne What's your name
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Sherman suddenly I don't feel so well Can we leave please
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Yes let's go please Can I talk to Sherman for one second Then you can have him
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One second please I gotta talk to you We gonna have a little boy talk
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Excuse us Sherman how you doing baby What do you want here
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A little respect You left me all by myself in that test tube
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without a card or a letter and now I want a divorce
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And this is a community property state so I want my share
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Want your share of what The youth formula we invented
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You mean the youth formula that I invented Oh no way Buddy no way
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Who you grounding fat boy You grounding me I haven't grounded
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I was hoping we could do this like gentlemen Come on Sherman
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You're gonna make me do something nasty to you Sherman I'll do something nasty
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Sherman See you soon Sherman
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Movie Summary
Scientist Sherman Klump's inventions, his upcoming marriage to his pretty colleague Denise Gaines and his reputation are threatened by his evil clone Buddy Love.

