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He was mortified. He never learned to swim
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Obituary

He was mortified.He never learned to swim 'cos he didn't want anyoneseeing his body

Obituary • S01E03 • 2023
He was mortified.
He never learned to swim 'cos he didn't want anyone
seeing his body

Full Transcript

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He was mortified. He never learned to swim
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'cos he didn't want anyone seeing his body.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:18
Uploaded
Apr 17, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
APC Studios,Magamedia

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Movie Summary

A small-town obituarist resorts to murder when local work dries up.
S01 • E05 But that's the thing about this job, - Obituary 00:06
But that's the thing about this job,
S01 • E01 (gulping) - Obituary 00:06
(gulping)
S01 • E06 (keys jangling) - Obituary 00:06
(keys jangling)
S01 • E04 You'll need to deal with him. I'm an old man. - Obituary 00:05
You'll need to deal with him. I'm an old man.
S01 • E03 We talked for hours. He's already like a totally different person. - Obituary 00:06
We talked for hours. He's already like a totally differ...
S01 • E01 If you want to get the DPP file off her, you'll need leverage. - Obituary 00:06
If you want to get the DPP file off her, you'll need le...
S01 • E04 An old dangerous man, remember? - Obituary 00:05
An old dangerous man, remember?
S01 • E03 Everything is good now. Not for me... it isn't. - Obituary 00:06
Everything is good now. Not for me... it isn't.
S01 • E04 Deal with Hughie Ward, - Obituary 00:06
Deal with Hughie Ward,
S01 • E02 I can tell you this, right? Yeah-- you can tell me anything. - Obituary 00:06
I can tell you this, right? Yeah-- you can tell me anything.
S01 • E04 'The first two shots hit, but the third spun from the rifle - Obituary 00:34
'The first two shots hit, but the third spun from the r...
S01 • E03 And I'm not the one who put the pills in the drink. - Obituary 00:05
And I'm not the one who put the pills in the drink.
S01 • E03 Along with his stupidity, but... not me. - Obituary 00:06
Along with his stupidity, but... not me.
S01 • E05 It's just another excuse for people not to believe - Obituary 00:07
It's just another excuse for people not to believe
S01 • E02 That it took someone dying for you to write something this good. - Obituary 00:05
That it took someone dying for you to write something this g...
S01 • E03 You say everything so matter of fact, it almost makes sense. - Obituary 00:05
You say everything so matter of fact, it almost makes sense.
S01 • E05 By the way, my offer still stands. Ah, you're very good. - Obituary 00:06
By the way, my offer still stands. Ah, you're very good...
S01 • E02 And? It's the best thing I've read in yonks. - Obituary 00:05
And? It's the best thing I've read in yonks.
S01 • E03 But the real fact is, you get off on this. - Obituary 00:06
But the real fact is, you get off on this.
S01 • E02 (chuckles) - Obituary 00:08
(chuckles)