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Obituary

Look, I'm a thief, okay?Not a murderer

Obituary • S01E02 • 2023
Look, I'm a thief, okay?
Not a murderer

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Look, I'm a thief, okay? Not a murderer.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:19
Uploaded
Apr 17, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
APC Studios,Magamedia

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Movie Summary

A small-town obituarist resorts to murder when local work dries up.
S01 • E04 Imagine her dead. Then write about it. - Obituary 00:05
Imagine her dead. Then write about it.
S01 • E03 But you and your little 'kill-me' bullshit-- Bullshit? - Obituary 00:05
But you and your little 'kill-me' bullshit-- Bulls...
S01 • E01 How's nine sound? It sounds a lot better than 'no'. - Obituary 00:05
How's nine sound? It sounds a lot better than 'no&...
S01 • E02 (angry groan) - Obituary 00:08
(angry groan)
S01 • E03 And I don't have it. He said he'll post the videos tomorrow. - Obituary 00:05
And I don't have it. He said he'll post the videos...
S01 • E04 This morning as I made my way here from the rectory, - Obituary 00:23
This morning as I made my way here from the rectory,
S01 • E01 V/O: Tonight was to be Sylvester's last night on earth. - Obituary 00:05
V/O: Tonight was to be Sylvester's last night on earth.
S01 • E02 (gagging) - Obituary 00:07
(gagging)
S01 • E01 'Looks like we both got lucky.' - Obituary 00:08
'Looks like we both got lucky.'
S01 • E06 I can't remember anything from that day. - Obituary 00:05
I can't remember anything from that day.
S01 • E05 'No, I can't kill Mal!' - Obituary 00:06
'No, I can't kill Mal!'
S01 • E02 (groaning) - Obituary 00:07
(groaning)
S01 • E03 A former reporter from where I work died. This is my pay. - Obituary 00:06
A former reporter from where I work died. This is my pay.
S01 • E03 I want it back. How? - Obituary 00:05
I want it back. How?
S01 • E05 (heaving) - Obituary 00:08
(heaving)
S01 • E04 Letting Leonard speak, not a good idea. - Obituary 00:05
Letting Leonard speak, not a good idea.
S01 • E03 Any time PE goes to the pool, - Obituary 00:06
Any time PE goes to the pool,
S01 • E06 And then-- It's okay, Sandy. We don't need to talk about those men. - Obituary 00:06
And then-- It's okay, Sandy. We don't need to talk...
S01 • E01 'Since she's having what I'm having.' - Obituary 00:07
'Since she's having what I'm having.'
S01 • E05 (gagging) - Obituary 00:06
(gagging)