I have a dream most nights. It starts on a playground. There's kids swinging, laughing,...
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Ronnie Barnhardt:
I have a dream most nights. It starts on a playground. There's kids swinging, laughing, dogs barking, butterflies just flapping their little wings. And then you hear a rumbling, and over the horizon comes a black cloud and it's made of cancer and pus. And it starts sweeping over the playground and everyone starts screaming and clawing their eyes and pulling at their hair, and saying "Help! What do we do?" And you know what happens next? Out steps me wielding the biggest fucking shotgun you've ever seen in your whole life. And you know what I do? I blow every fucking thing away. And I am getting God's work done. When it's all over and the dust has settled, the whole world gathers below me and they say, "Thank you, Ronnie, thank you for helping, being a great man and doing this for us." And you know what I say? "You don't need to thank me. I'm just a guy with a gun. I'm just a cop."
I have a dream most nights. It starts on a playground. There's kids swinging, laughing, dogs barking, butterflies just flapping their little wings. And then you hear a rumbling, and over the horizon comes a black cloud and it's made of cancer and pus. And it starts sweeping over the playground and everyone starts screaming and clawing their eyes and pulling at their hair, and saying "Help! What do we do?" And you know what happens next? Out steps me wielding the biggest fucking shotgun you've ever seen in your whole life. And you know what I do? I blow every fucking thing away. And I am getting God's work done. When it's all over and the dust has settled, the whole world gathers below me and they say, "Thank you, Ronnie, thank you for helping, being a great man and doing this for us." And you know what I say? "You don't need to thank me. I'm just a guy with a gun. I'm just a cop."
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I have a dream
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most nights
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It starts on a playground
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And there's kids you know swinging and they're laughing
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There are dogs barking butterflies just flapping their little wings
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And then you hear a rumbling
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and over the horizon comes a black cloud
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and it's made of cancer
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and pus
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It starts sweeping over the playground
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And everyone starts screaming and clawing their eyes
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and pulling at their hair and saying Help What do we do
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And you know what happens next
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Out steps me
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wielding the biggest fucking shotgun you've ever seen in your life
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And you know what I do
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I blow every fucking thing away
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And I am getting God's work done
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When it's all over and the dust has settled the whole world gathers below me
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and they say Thank you Ronnie thank you for helping
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being a great man and doing this for us
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And you know what I say
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You don't need to thank me I'm just a guy with a gun
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I'm just a cop
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Movie Summary
Bi-polar mall security guard Ronnie Barnhardt is called into action to stop a flasher from turning shopper's paradise into his personal peep show. But when Barnhardt can't bring the culprit to justice, a surly police detective is ...
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Ronnie Barnhardt
Ronnie
