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I'M NOT JOKING TESSI'M NOT LAUGHING DANNY
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Ocean's Eleven

I'm not laughing, Danny

Danny:I'm not joking, Tess.Tess:I'm not laughing, Danny

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I'M NOT JOKING TESS
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I'M NOT LAUGHING DANNY
Available in 6 languages
Duration
5 seconds
Views
970
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:19
Uploaded
Feb 07, 2026
Genres
crime, thriller
Production
Warner Bros. Pictures,Village Roadshow Pictures,NPV Entertainment,Jerry Weintraub Productions,Section Eight

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Movie Summary

Danny Ocean and his ten accomplices plan to rob three Las Vegas casinos simultaneously.

Actors

Julia Roberts
Tess Ocean
Julia Roberts
DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT I SAID TO YOU WHEN WE FIRST METYOU SAID THAT I BETTER KNOW WHAT I'M DOINGDO YOU NOWBECAUSE TRULY YOU SHOULDWALK OUT THE DOOR IF YOU DON'TI KNOW WHAT I'M DOINGWHAT ARE YOU DOING - Ocean's Eleven 00:17
DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT I SAID TO YOU WHEN WE FIRST METYOU SAID...
DANNY WAS WALKINGTHROUGH THE RESTAURANTAND SPOTTED MEIS THAT RIGHTYEAHIMAGINETHE ODDSOF ALL THE GIN JOINTSIN ALL THE WORLD - Ocean's Eleven 00:10
DANNY WAS WALKINGTHROUGH THE RESTAURANTAND SPOTTED MEIS THAT...
AH I KNOW EVERYTHINGTHAT'S HAPPENING IN MY HOTELSSO I SHOULDPUT THOSE TOWELS BACKNO THE TOWELS YOU CAN KEEP - Ocean's Eleven 00:11
AH I KNOW EVERYTHINGTHAT'S HAPPENING IN MY HOTELSSO I...
GOOD TO SEE YOU, TESS. - Ocean's Eleven 00:09
GOOD TO SEE YOU, TESS.
STINKIN'... - Ocean's Eleven 00:24
STINKIN'...
Stinking... - Ocean's Eleven 00:24
Stinking...
ONCE THE ELECTRICITY GOES, ALL ACCESS POINTS TO THE VAULT AND ITS ELEVATOR WILL AUTOMATICALLY SHUT DOWN FOR TWO MINUTES. - Ocean's Eleven 00:11
ONCE THE ELECTRICITY GOES, ALL ACCESS POINTS TO THE VAULT...
Once the electricity goes, access to the vault... - Ocean's Eleven 00:28
Once the electricity goes, access to the vault...
OKAY, IT PUTS YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM, TEN FEET FROM EVERYTHING. - Ocean's Eleven 00:16
OKAY, IT PUTS YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM, TEN FEET FROM...
WINDOW OR AISLE BOYSYEAHWE'RE IN DEEP SHIT - Ocean's Eleven 00:08
WINDOW OR AISLE BOYSYEAHWE'RE IN DEEP SHIT
THAT POXY DEMO CREWHAVEN'T USED A COAXIALTO BATTEN THE MAIN LINEHAVE THEYTHEY'VE ONLY NOSED UPTHE MAINFRAME COUPLETNOSED IT RIGHT UPDO YOU UNDERSTANDANY OF THISI'LL EXPLAIN LATER - Ocean's Eleven 00:13
THAT POXY DEMO CREWHAVEN'T USED A COAXIALTO BATTEN THE...
SO UNLESS WE INTENDTO DO THIS JOB IN RENOWE'RE IN BARNEYBARNEY RUBBLE TROUBLE - Ocean's Eleven 00:11
SO UNLESS WE INTENDTO DO THIS JOB IN RENOWE'RE IN...
HANG ON A MINUTEHANG ONWE COULD USE A PINCHWHAT'S A PINCHA PINCH IS A DEVICEWHICH CREATESLIKE A CARDIAC ARRESTFOR ANY BROADBANDELECTRICAL CIRCUITRYOR BETTER YETA PINCH IS A BOMBNOW BUT WITHOUT THE BOMBSEE WHEN A NUCLEAR WEAPONDETONATESIT UNLEASHESAN - Ocean's Eleven 00:42
HANG ON A MINUTEHANG ONWE COULD USE A PINCHWHAT'S A...
GO! BASHER, COME ON. WHOA! WHERE YOU GOING? I'M COMING WITH YOU. NO. UH, NO. NO! DON'T LEAVE ME WITH THESE GUYS! OH, FOR THE-- - Ocean's Eleven 00:13
GO! BASHER, COME ON. WHOA! WHERE YOU GOING? I'M COMING...
WHOA WHERE YOU GOINGI'M COMING WITH YOUNOUH NO NODON'T LEAVE MEWITH THESE GUYS - Ocean's Eleven 00:09
WHOA WHERE YOU GOINGI'M COMING WITH YOUNOUH NO...
I'LL START. - Ocean's Eleven 00:32
I'LL START.
ARE YOU A MANYES 19ARE YOU ALIVEYES 18EVEL KNIEVELSHIT - Ocean's Eleven 00:08
ARE YOU A MANYES 19ARE YOU ALIVEYES 18EVEL KNIEVELSHIT
ALL RIGHT. - Ocean's Eleven 00:08
ALL RIGHT.
I'm gonna need a score of car batteries... - Ocean's Eleven 00:08
I'm gonna need a score of car batteries...
THERE HE IS. - Ocean's Eleven 00:06
THERE HE IS.