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No one. I'm sorry. My emotionsare all over the place. I was forceful, tryingto show good...

Ocean's Twelve • 2004

No one. I'm sorry. My emotionsare all over the place. I was forceful, tryingto show good leadership... - For fuck's sake. Let's go.- You're a good leader. Thanks. All right, well, let's goover the list again. - Swinging Priest?- Not enough people. - Crazy Larry?- Not enough people. - Soft Shoulder?- Not enough people. - Baker's Dozen?- No woman and not enough people. Hell in a Handbasket? We can't train a cat that quickly.And not enough people. - What about Tess?- What about her? Well, you know how shekind of looks like... - So what?- Yeah, what's your point? So we do a Lookie-loo. - It's a Lookie-loo with a Bundle of Joy.- A Lookie-loo with Tess......and a Bundle of Joy? You've gone right out of your tree,my son. He's mad. It's crazy. It's Italian-television crazy,and we're still one short. Think about it.She can get near the egg......during daylightwith half the system down. I mean, that's a trifecta

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No one

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I'm sorry My emotions are all over the place

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I was forceful trying to show good leadership

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For fuck's sake Let's go You're a good leader

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Thanks

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All right well let's go over the list again

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Swinging Priest Not enough people

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Crazy Larry Not enough people

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Soft Shoulder Not enough people

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Baker's Dozen No woman and not enough people

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Hell in a Handbasket

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We can't train a cat that quickly And not enough people

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What about Tess What about her

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Well you know how she kind of looks like

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So what Yeah what's your point

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So we do a Lookie loo

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It's a Lookie loo with a Bundle of Joy A Lookie loo with Tess

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and a Bundle of Joy

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You've gone right out of your tree my son He's mad

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It's crazy It's Italian television crazy and we're still one short

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Think about it She can get near the egg

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during daylight with half the system down

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I mean that's a trifecta

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لا أحد

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آسف يا رجل أنا فقدت السيطرة على مشاعري

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كنت ضاغطا كثيرا لأني كنت أحاول أن أبين عن علاقة جيدة

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بحق السماء هيا بنا انت قائد جيد

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شكرا

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حسنا لنراجع اللائحة من جديد

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الكاهن المتأرجح لا يوجد أشخاص كفاية

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لاري المجنون لا يوجد أشخاص كفاية

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الكتف الناعم لا يوجد أشخاص كفاية

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دزينة بايكر ما من نساء ولا يوجد أشخاص كفاية

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الجحيم في هاندباسكيت

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لا يمكننا تدريب هر بهذه السرعة ولا يوجد أشخاص كفاية

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ماذا بشأن تيس ماذا بشأنها

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حسنا تعلم كيف يكون مظهرها

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ماذا يعني هذا أجل ما مقصدك

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نقوم بخدعة الناظر

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إنها في الحقيقة خدعة الناظر مع رزمة سعيدة خدعة الناظر مع تيس

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حاملة الرزمة السعيدة

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أجل فقدت رشدك يا بني هو مجنون هذا جنون

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أجل هذا جنون إنه التلفاز الإيطالي المجنون وما يزال ينقصنا شخص

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لا لكن فكر بالأمر يمكنها التقرب من البيضة خلال ساعات النهار مع نصف أجهزة الإنذار مطفئة

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هذا إنجاز ثلاثي

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Personne

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Pardon je contrôle plus mes émotions

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Non j'en faisais trop pour m'imposer

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Laissez tomber Enchaînons

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Revoyons cette liste

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Joyeux Curé On est trop peu

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Larry le Dingue Trop peu

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Epaule Tendre Trop peu

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13 à la Douzaine Pas de femme trop peu

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Ticket pour l'Enfer

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On a pas le temps de dresser un chat Et on est trop peu

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Et Tess

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Elle ressemble un peu à

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Oû veux tu en venir

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On fait un Z yeutez moi ça

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En fait Z yeutez moi ça plus Polichinelle Un Z yeutez moi ça avec Tess

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et un Polichinelle

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T'es tombé sur la tête fiston Il est dingue

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Dingue style télé italienne et il manque un mec

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Pensez y Elle peut approcher l' uf de jour avec la moitié du système éteint

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C'est un tiercé gagnant

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Nein

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Tut mir Leid Ich bin gefühlsmäßig total durch den Wind

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Ich war ein bisschen zu forsch weil ich meine Führungsqualitäten

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Verflixte Kacke Los Du bist ein guter Anführer

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Danke

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Also gehen wir noch mal die Liste durch

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Falscher Priester Sind wir zu wenig

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Irrer Larry Sind wir zu wenig

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Fang den Hut Sind wir zu wenig

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Bella Italia Keine Frau Und wir sind zu wenig

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Hölle im Weidenkörbchen

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So schnell kriegen wir keine Katze abgerichtet Und wir sind zu wenige

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Was ist mit Tess Was soll mit der sein

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Na ja die Ähnlichkeit mit ihr wisst schon

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Na und Ja Worauf willst du hinaus

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Wir bringen einen Hingucker

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Einen Hingucker in froher Erwartung Einen Hingucker mit Tess

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in froher Erwartung

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Du hast ja 'nen Knoten im Gewölbe Alter Er ist wahnsinnig

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Total verrückt Italo TV pur und uns fehlt immer noch einer

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Sie kann an das Ei ran während geöffnet und das halbe System abgeschaltet ist

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Das ist eine Dreifach Chance

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Tak ada

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Maaf Emosiku tak terkendali

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Tidak aku yang terlalu memaksa

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Astaga Sudahlah Ayo kita kembali ke masalah

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Terima kasih

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Baiklah Kita periksa daftarnya lagi

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Pendeta Berayun Orangnya tidak cukup banyak

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Larry Gilla Orangnya tidak cukup banyak

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Bahu Lembut Orangnya tak cukup

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Baker's Dozen Tak ada wanita dan orangnya tak cukup

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Ke Neraka Naik Keranjang

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Kita tak bisa melatih kucing secepat itu Dan orangnya tak cukup banyak

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Bagaimana dengan Tess Memang mengapa

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Yah kau tahu dia mirip siapa

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Lalu Ya Apa maksudmu

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Jadi kita melakukan permainan Mirip

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Si Mirip itu sedang hamil Mirip dengan Tess

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dan kandungannya

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Kau pasti sudah gila nak Gila Kegilaan

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Sinting Kegilaan TV Italia dan kita masih kurang satu

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Tetapi pikirkanlah Dia bisa mendekati Telur pada siang hari dengan sedikitnya setengan sistem dimatikan

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Maksudku itu luar biasa

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Хей

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Защото Ламарк го е откраднал през 1980 г а 23 ма други са се провалили

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Защото Нощната лисица се опитва да докаже че е по добър от Робърт Райън и приятелите му

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Това е смешно Казвате че яйцето ще бъде откраднато

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а после казвате че Ламарк вече го е откраднал преди 24 години

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Кое е вярното И двете

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Какво

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Жената на Ламрк го накарала да върне яйцето

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Когато подписах заповед 1077

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за вас и случаят Булгари вие взехте 30 от хората ми за 3 месеца

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и не направихте нито един арест

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Nadie

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Lo siento Estoy un poco perturbado

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No fui muy enérgico

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Por un demonio Vámonos Eres un buen líder

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Gracias

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De acuerdo Repasemos la lista otra vez

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El Cura Oscilante No hay suficientes

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El Loco Larry No somos suficientes

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El Hombro Suave No somos suficientes

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La Docena del Panadero No hay mujer y no somos suficientes

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El Infierno en una Canasta

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No podemos entrenar a un gato tan rápido Y no somos suficientes

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Y Tess Qué tiene

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Bueno ella se parece un poco a

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Y qué Sí Qué tiene que ver

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Pondremos a alguien en la mira

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En la mira con un Biscocho en el Horno En la mira con Tess

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y un Biscocho en el Horno

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Te caíste del árbol hijo Está loco Es una locura

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Es una locura Es algo salido de la televisión italiana y además nos falta uno

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Piénsenlo Puede acercarse al Huevo durante el día

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con la mitad del sistema desconectado

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Es una trifecta

Available in 7 languages

Duration

62 seconds

Views

1,795

Timestamp in Movie

01:20:45

Uploaded

Feb 19, 2026

Genres

crime, thriller

Production

Warner Bros. Pictures,Village Roadshow Pictures,Jerry Weintraub Productions,Section Eight,WV Films III

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Movie Summary

Daniel Ocean recruits one more team member so he can pull off three major European heists in this sequel to Ocean's Eleven (2001).