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I haven't really been crying. I've been using
a performance-enhancing deodorant. There. I said it. Oh! That's right. My competition tears--
they were wet with lies. The truth is that Competitive Feelings
is simply not my thing. It's my best friend Max's thing. And a life without a thing … is better than a life without a Max. Oh, James!
a performance-enhancing deodorant. There. I said it. Oh! That's right. My competition tears--
they were wet with lies. The truth is that Competitive Feelings
is simply not my thing. It's my best friend Max's thing. And a life without a thing … is better than a life without a Max. Oh, James!
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I haven't really been crying.
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I've been using
a performance-enhancing deodorant.
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There. I said it.
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Oh!
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That's right. My competition tears--
they were wet with lies.
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The truth is that Competitive Feelings
is simply not my thing.
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It's my best friend Max's thing.
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And a life without a thing …
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is better than a life without a Max.
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Oh, James!
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Movie Summary
It tells the story of James. His observations on life fuel his comedic rants at everyday inconveniences and elevates them to absurd heights.
