"Office Space" quotes

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Three company workers who hate their jobs decide to rebel against their greedy boss.

Director: Mike Judge
Writer: Mike Judge
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 1999
MetaScore: 68/100
ImdbRating: 7.7
BoxOffice: $10,827,810
Released: 19 Feb 1999
Awards: 1 win & 2 nominations

155 Clips

Damn it Lawrence can't you just pretend - Office Space 00:14
Damn it Lawrence can't you just pretend
I must have put a decimal point in the wrong place or something - Office Space 00:12
I must have put a decimal point in the wrong place or...
Peter Gibbons - Office Space 00:11
Peter Gibbons
What you do at Initech - Office Space 00:37
What you do at Initech
What if we're still doin' this when we're fifty - Office Space 00:09
What if we're still doin' this when we're fifty
Every week you say you're gonna lose your job - Office Space 00:11
Every week you say you're gonna lose your job
Doesn't that chick look like Anne - Office Space 00:28
Doesn't that chick look like Anne
Right so there's three more people - Office Space 00:12
Right so there's three more people
How dare you judge me - Office Space 00:30
How dare you judge me
So you're going to fire Michael and Samir - Office Space 00:07
So you're going to fire Michael and Samir
Hey Peter man Check out channel nine - Office Space 00:06
Hey Peter man Check out channel nine
I lied - Office Space 00:26
I lied
That's what I'm talkin' about when I talk about America - Office Space 00:05
That's what I'm talkin' about when I talk about America
Come on This isn't Riyadh - Office Space 00:23
Come on This isn't Riyadh
So you're going to fire Michael and Samir - Office Space 00:05
So you're going to fire Michael and Samir
Is there some way to just give the money back - Office Space 00:12
Is there some way to just give the money back
You think the pet rock was a really great idea - Office Space 00:35
You think the pet rock was a really great idea
Conjugal visits Not that I know of - Office Space 00:20
Conjugal visits Not that I know of
We still goin' fishin' this weekend - Office Space 00:34
We still goin' fishin' this weekend
Good evening sir My name is Steve - Office Space 00:11
Good evening sir My name is Steve
I'm thinking I might take that new chick from logistics - Office Space 00:13
I'm thinking I might take that new chick from logistics
Get a room you two Ha ha - Office Space 00:10
Get a room you two Ha ha
Hey isn't that the girl that works over at Chotchkie's - Office Space 00:34
Hey isn't that the girl that works over at Chotchkie's
I have a question Yes - Office Space 00:15
I have a question Yes
Watch out for your cornhole bud - Office Space 00:04
Watch out for your cornhole bud
What am I gonna do with forty subscriptions to Vibe - Office Space 00:05
What am I gonna do with forty subscriptions to Vibe
How dare you judge me - Office Space 00:17
How dare you judge me
If you could just move a little bit to the left - Office Space 00:07
If you could just move a little bit to the left
Back up in your ass with the resurrection - Office Space 00:05
Back up in your ass with the resurrection
Boy I tell ya some days - Office Space 00:20
Boy I tell ya some days
Uh I don't know - Office Space 00:25
Uh I don't know
Ha ha To be honest with you - Office Space 00:12
Ha ha To be honest with you
Yeah I know him I know him - Office Space 00:16
Yeah I know him I know him
Then Mr Lumbergh told me to talk to payroll - Office Space 00:17
Then Mr Lumbergh told me to talk to payroll
So Peter - Office Space 00:34
So Peter
But I was told that I could listen - Office Space 00:29
But I was told that I could listen
We get caught laundering money - Office Space 00:10
We get caught laundering money
Shit This is a fuck - Office Space 00:05
Shit This is a fuck
Just remember if you hang in there long enough - Office Space 00:11
Just remember if you hang in there long enough
I'd like to move us right along to a Peter Gibbons - Office Space 00:13
I'd like to move us right along to a Peter Gibbons
No Not again I - Office Space 00:18
No Not again I
Our high school guidance counsellor - Office Space 00:36
Our high school guidance counsellor
Oh and remember next Friday - Office Space 00:14
Oh and remember next Friday
Would you bear with me for just a second please - Office Space 00:35
Would you bear with me for just a second please
Would you bear with me for just a second please - Office Space 00:32
Would you bear with me for just a second please
So when the subroutine compounds the interest - Office Space 00:36
So when the subroutine compounds the interest
Hey guys - Office Space 00:15
Hey guys
I would sit on my ass all day - Office Space 00:04
I would sit on my ass all day
She's the type of chick that just - Office Space 00:04
She's the type of chick that just
I don't know It just seems wrong - Office Space 00:26
I don't know It just seems wrong
We need to talk about your flair - Office Space 00:36
We need to talk about your flair
Lawrence you awake - Office Space 00:11
Lawrence you awake
I mean he did help Anne lose weight - Office Space 00:09
I mean he did help Anne lose weight
Before we go any further all right - Office Space 00:19
Before we go any further all right
Milt we're gonna go ahead - Office Space 00:31
Milt we're gonna go ahead
Samir and I are the best programmers they got - Office Space 00:10
Samir and I are the best programmers they got
Now Milton don't be greedy - Office Space 00:27
Now Milton don't be greedy
Uh Milton Waddams Who's he - Office Space 00:35
Uh Milton Waddams Who's he
You're gonna layoff Samir and Michael - Office Space 00:23
You're gonna layoff Samir and Michael
I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are - Office Space 00:06
I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are
We'll be getting rid of these people - Office Space 00:13
We'll be getting rid of these people
Corporate accounts payable Nina speaking - Office Space 00:06
Corporate accounts payable Nina speaking
This isn't so bad huh - Office Space 00:16
This isn't so bad huh
Excuse me Excuse me se or - Office Space 00:34
Excuse me Excuse me se or
Let me ask you something - Office Space 00:21
Let me ask you something
Hi Peter - Office Space 00:36
Hi Peter
The ratio of people to cake is too big - Office Space 00:05
The ratio of people to cake is too big
If you want me to wear thirty seven pieces of flair - Office Space 00:24
If you want me to wear thirty seven pieces of flair
You see what we're actually trying to do here - Office Space 00:36
You see what we're actually trying to do here
What Peter you're in deep shit - Office Space 00:14
What Peter you're in deep shit
Lawrence what would you do if you had a million dollars - Office Space 00:36
Lawrence what would you do if you had a million dollars
Hello Peter What's happening - Office Space 00:37
Hello Peter What's happening
It was a Jump to Conclusions mat - Office Space 00:30
It was a Jump to Conclusions mat
Well so what do you want to do - Office Space 00:24
Well so what do you want to do
Well so what do you want to do - Office Space 00:22
Well so what do you want to do
You've been missing a lot of work lately - Office Space 00:07
You've been missing a lot of work lately
So I was sitting in my cubicle today - Office Space 00:27
So I was sitting in my cubicle today
It's not just about me and my dream of doing nothing - Office Space 00:34
It's not just about me and my dream of doing nothing
And I said I don't care if they lay me off either - Office Space 00:34
And I said I don't care if they lay me off either
Well look I already told you - Office Space 00:16
Well look I already told you
No one in this country can pronounce my name right - Office Space 00:29
No one in this country can pronounce my name right
The thing is Bob it's not that I'm lazy - Office Space 00:36
The thing is Bob it's not that I'm lazy
Just come on over - Office Space 00:36
Just come on over
I must have put a decimal point in the wrong place or something - Office Space 00:39
I must have put a decimal point in the wrong place or...
You've led a trite and meaningless life - Office Space 00:14
You've led a trite and meaningless life
I'll tell you why - Office Space 01:46
I'll tell you why
Yes that's right - Office Space 01:46
Yes that's right
Doesn't that chick look like Anne - Office Space 01:06
Doesn't that chick look like Anne
What if we're still doing this when we're fifty - Office Space 00:30
What if we're still doing this when we're fifty
And then there's Tom Smykowski - Office Space 00:25
And then there's Tom Smykowski
Conjugal visits - Office Space 00:57
Conjugal visits
Check out channel 9 - Office Space 00:16
Check out channel 9
This isn't Riyadh - Office Space 01:10
This isn't Riyadh
Is there some way to just give the money back - Office Space 00:33
Is there some way to just give the money back
You think the pet rock was a really great idea - Office Space 01:07
You think the pet rock was a really great idea
We still goin' fishin' this weekend - Office Space 01:18
We still goin' fishin' this weekend
Lumbergh's gonna have me come in on Saturday - Office Space 01:18
Lumbergh's gonna have me come in on Saturday
I'm thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics - Office Space 00:37
I'm thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics
I hate that guy - Office Space 00:06
I hate that guy
Isn't that the girl that works over at Chotchkie's - Office Space 00:45
Isn't that the girl that works over at Chotchkie's
All that stuff I said about being a crack head - Office Space 01:02
All that stuff I said about being a crack head
Software engineer - Office Space 01:03
Software engineer
But I'm tired of being pushed around - Office Space 00:34
But I'm tired of being pushed around
What am I gonna do with 40 subscriptions to Vibe - Office Space 00:21
What am I gonna do with 40 subscriptions to Vibe
How dare you judge me - Office Space 00:42
How dare you judge me
Watch out for your cornhole - Office Space 00:13
Watch out for your cornhole
Disgusting pig of a boss - Office Space 00:34
Disgusting pig of a boss
Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam - Office Space 00:42
Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam
I'll be honest with you - Office Space 00:41
I'll be honest with you
And invariably what you'd say was supposed to be your career - Office Space 03:05
And invariably what you'd say was supposed to be your career
If you hang in there long enough - Office Space 00:20
If you hang in there long enough
We get caught laundering money - Office Space 00:37
We get caught laundering money
Is Hawaiian shirt day - Office Space 00:24
Is Hawaiian shirt day
Would you bear with me for just a second - Office Space 01:21
Would you bear with me for just a second
So we simplified the whole thing - Office Space 02:57
So we simplified the whole thing
You don't understand - Office Space 02:56
You don't understand
It just seems wrong - Office Space 01:19
It just seems wrong
Has thirty seven pieces of flair - Office Space 02:02
Has thirty seven pieces of flair
We need to talk about your flair - Office Space 02:02
We need to talk about your flair
I gotta get outta here - Office Space 00:42
I gotta get outta here
Want to go to Chotchkie's - Office Space 00:39
Want to go to Chotchkie's
You wanna come over - Office Space 00:23
You wanna come over
That would be terrific - Office Space 01:03
That would be terrific
He helped Anne lose weight - Office Space 00:20
He helped Anne lose weight
Don't worry about him - Office Space 00:35
Don't worry about him
Before we go any further - Office Space 00:40
Before we go any further
Don't be greedy - Office Space 00:29
Don't be greedy
I could set the building on fire - Office Space 00:38
I could set the building on fire
Squirrely looking guy - Office Space 02:05
Squirrely looking guy
Samir and I are the best programmers they got at that place - Office Space 00:38
Samir and I are the best programmers they got at that place
I do want to express myself - Office Space 01:06
I do want to express myself
I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are - Office Space 00:30
I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are
You're gonna lay off Samir and Michael - Office Space 01:21
You're gonna lay off Samir and Michael
Corporate accounts payable - Office Space 00:19
Corporate accounts payable
JUST  a moment - Office Space 00:19
JUST a moment
Not gonna work here anymore - Office Space 00:24
Not gonna work here anymore
This isn't so bad - Office Space 00:18
This isn't so bad
Let me ask you something - Office Space 00:55
Let me ask you something
Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays - Office Space 00:55
Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays
I asked for a mai tai - Office Space 01:46
I asked for a mai tai
Did you get that memo - Office Space 01:34
Did you get that memo
What's happening - Office Space 01:04
What's happening
You're in deep shit - Office Space 00:41
You're in deep shit
What we're actually trying to do here is - Office Space 01:44
What we're actually trying to do here is
I'll tell you what I'd do - Office Space 01:54
I'll tell you what I'd do
If you had a million dollars - Office Space 01:58
If you had a million dollars
Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately - Office Space 00:28
Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately
What do you do there - Office Space 03:23
What do you do there
It was a  Jump to Conclusions  mat - Office Space 00:55
It was a Jump to Conclusions mat
So I was sitting in my cubicle today - Office Space 01:05
So I was sitting in my cubicle today
It's not just about me and my dream of doing nothing - Office Space 02:08
It's not just about me and my dream of doing nothing
I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time - Office Space 01:56
I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time
I already told you - Office Space 00:55
I already told you
No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right - Office Space 01:29
No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right
It's not that I'm lazy - Office Space 01:56
It's not that I'm lazy

Cast

Michael Bolton - David Herman
Samir - Ajay Naidu
Lawrence - Diedrich Bader
Milton - Stephen Root
Bill Lumbergh - Gary Cole
Tom Smykowski - Richard Riehle
Dom Portwood - Joe Bays
Bob Slydell - John C. McGinley
Bob Porter - Paul Willson
Chotchkie's Waiter - Todd Duffey
Drew - Greg Pitts
Dr. Swanson - Michael McShane
Laura Smykowski - Linda Wakeman
Female Temp - Jennifer Jane Emerson
Rob Newhouse - Kyle Scott Jackson
Lumbergh's Secretary - Barbara George-Reiss
Construction Foreman - Tom Schuster
Mexican Waiter - Rupert Reyes
Swanson's Patient #1 - Jackie Belvin
Swanson's Patient #2 - Gabriel Folse
Cop at Fire - Jesse De Luna
Chotchkie's Manager - Mike Judge
Spectator - Justin Possenti
Judge - Jack Betts
Initech Security Guard - Josh Bond
Sleepy Office Worker - Bob Crain
Initech Employee - Natalie Denning
Office Worker - Gareth B. DePutron
Initech Employee - Samantha Inoue Harte
Rush Hour Driver - R.C. Keene
Initech Employee - Mark Kubiak
Rush Hour Driver - K. Todd Lytle
Rush Hour Driver - David Sharp
Pedestrian - Fabian Watkins
Driver in traffic - Jared B. Wells
Spectator - Heath Young
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