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"Office Space" quotes

Office Space poster
Three company workers who hate their jobs decide to rebel against their greedy boss.

Director: Mike Judge
Writer: Mike Judge
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 1999
MetaScore: 68/100
ImdbRating: 7.7
BoxOffice: $10,827,810
Released: 19 Feb 1999
Awards: 1 win & 2 nominations

122 video clips

Peter GibbonsBob PorterBob SlydellSamirMichael BoltonTom SmykowskiMilton WaddamsDr. SwansonJoannaBill LumberghLawrenceStan, Chotchkie's ManagerDom PortwoodMexican WaiterNinaFemale TempBrian, Chotchkie's WaiterDrewSteveRob NewhouseJudgePeter
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The thing is Bob it's not that I'm lazy - Office Space 00:36 The thing is Bob it's not that I'm lazy No one in this country can pronounce my name right - Office Space 00:29 No one in this country can pronounce my name right Well look I already told you - Office Space 00:16 Well look I already told you And I said I don't care if they lay me off either - Office Space 00:34 And I said I don't care if they lay me off either It's not just about me and my dream of doing nothing - Office Space 00:34 It's not just about me and my dream of doing nothing So I was sitting in my cubicle today - Office Space 00:27 So I was sitting in my cubicle today You've been missing a lot of work lately - Office Space 00:07 You've been missing a lot of work lately Well so what do you want to do - Office Space 00:24 Well so what do you want to do It was a Jump to Conclusions mat - Office Space 00:30 It was a Jump to Conclusions mat Hello Peter What's happening - Office Space 00:37 Hello Peter What's happening Lawrence what would you do if you had a million dollars - Office Space 00:36 Lawrence what would you do if you had a million dollars What Peter you're in deep shit - Office Space 00:14 What Peter you're in deep shit You see what we're actually trying to do here - Office Space 00:36 You see what we're actually trying to do here If you want me to wear thirty seven pieces of flair - Office Space 00:24 If you want me to wear thirty seven pieces of flair Hi Peter - Office Space 00:36 Hi Peter Let me ask you something - Office Space 00:21 Let me ask you something Excuse me Excuse me se or - Office Space 00:34 Excuse me Excuse me se or This isn't so bad huh - Office Space 00:16 This isn't so bad huh Corporate accounts payable Nina speaking - Office Space 00:06 Corporate accounts payable Nina speaking We'll be getting rid of these people - Office Space 00:13 We'll be getting rid of these people I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are - Office Space 00:06 I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are You're gonna layoff Samir and Michael - Office Space 00:23 You're gonna layoff Samir and Michael Uh Milton Waddams Who's he - Office Space 00:35 Uh Milton Waddams Who's he Now Milton don't be greedy - Office Space 00:27 Now Milton don't be greedy Samir and I are the best programmers they got - Office Space 00:10 Samir and I are the best programmers they got Milt we're gonna go ahead - Office Space 00:31 Milt we're gonna go ahead Before we go any further all right - Office Space 00:19 Before we go any further all right I mean he did help Anne lose weight - Office Space 00:09 I mean he did help Anne lose weight Lawrence you awake - Office Space 00:11 Lawrence you awake We need to talk about your flair - Office Space 00:36 We need to talk about your flair I don't know It just seems wrong - Office Space 00:26 I don't know It just seems wrong I would sit on my ass all day - Office Space 00:04 I would sit on my ass all day Hey guys - Office Space 00:15 Hey guys So when the subroutine compounds the interest - Office Space 00:36 So when the subroutine compounds the interest Would you bear with me for just a second please - Office Space 00:35 Would you bear with me for just a second please Oh and remember next Friday - Office Space 00:14 Oh and remember next Friday Our high school guidance counsellor - Office Space 00:36 Our high school guidance counsellor No Not again I - Office Space 00:18 No Not again I Just remember if you hang in there long enough - Office Space 00:11 Just remember if you hang in there long enough We get caught laundering money - Office Space 00:10 We get caught laundering money Yeah I know him I know him - Office Space 00:16 Yeah I know him I know him Ha ha To be honest with you - Office Space 00:12 Ha ha To be honest with you Uh I don't know - Office Space 00:25 Uh I don't know How dare you judge me - Office Space 00:17 How dare you judge me What am I gonna do with forty subscriptions to Vibe - Office Space 00:05 What am I gonna do with forty subscriptions to Vibe Watch out for your cornhole bud - Office Space 00:04 Watch out for your cornhole bud Hey isn't that the girl that works over at Chotchkie's - Office Space 00:34 Hey isn't that the girl that works over at... Get a room you two Ha ha - Office Space 00:10 Get a room you two Ha ha I'm thinking I might take that new chick from logistics - Office Space 00:13 I'm thinking I might take that new chick from logistics We still goin' fishin' this weekend - Office Space 00:34 We still goin' fishin' this weekend Conjugal visits Not that I know of - Office Space 00:20 Conjugal visits Not that I know of You think the pet rock was a really great idea - Office Space 00:35 You think the pet rock was a really great idea Is there some way to just give the money back - Office Space 00:12 Is there some way to just give the money back Come on This isn't Riyadh - Office Space 00:23 Come on This isn't Riyadh I lied - Office Space 00:26 I lied Hey Peter man Check out channel nine - Office Space 00:06 Hey Peter man Check out channel nine Right so there's three more people - Office Space 00:12 Right so there's three more people Doesn't that chick look like Anne - Office Space 00:28 Doesn't that chick look like Anne What if we're still doin' this when we're fifty - Office Space 00:09 What if we're still doin' this when we're... What you do at Initech - Office Space 00:37 What you do at Initech Peter Gibbons - Office Space 00:11 Peter Gibbons I must have put a decimal point in the wrong place or something - Office Space 00:12 I must have put a decimal point in the wrong place or... Damn it Lawrence can't you just pretend - Office Space 00:14 Damn it Lawrence can't you just pretend The ratio of people to cake is too big - Office Space 00:05 The ratio of people to cake is too big I'd like to move us right along to a Peter Gibbons - Office Space 00:17 I'd like to move us right along to a Peter Gibbons So Peter - Office Space 00:41 So Peter Shit This is a fuck - Office Space 00:07 Shit This is a fuck But I was told that I could listen - Office Space 00:32 But I was told that I could listen Then Mr Lumbergh told me to talk to payroll - Office Space 00:18 Then Mr Lumbergh told me to talk to payroll Back up in your ass with the resurrection - Office Space 00:09 Back up in your ass with the resurrection Boy I tell ya some days - Office Space 00:21 Boy I tell ya some days If you could just move a little bit to the left - Office Space 00:16 If you could just move a little bit to the left I have a question Yes - Office Space 00:22 I have a question Yes Good evening sir My name is Steve - Office Space 00:13 Good evening sir My name is Steve So you're going to fire Michael and Samir - Office Space 00:11 So you're going to fire Michael and Samir So you're going to fire Michael and Samir - Office Space 00:18 So you're going to fire Michael and Samir That's what I'm talkin' about when I talk about America - Office Space 00:07 That's what I'm talkin' about when I talk... How dare you judge me - Office Space 00:12 How dare you judge me Every week you say you're gonna lose your job - Office Space 00:17 Every week you say you're gonna lose your job
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Cast

Peter - Ron Livingston
Joanna - Jennifer Aniston
Michael Bolton - David Herman
Samir - Ajay Naidu
Lawrence - Diedrich Bader
All Cast