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Milton Waddams:
And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire
And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire
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AND I SAID I DON'T CARE IF THEY LAY ME OFF EITHER
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BECAUSE I TOLD BILL THAT IF THEY MOVE MY DESK ONE MORE TIME
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THEN I'M I'M QUITTING I'M GOING TO QUIT
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AND I TOLD DOM TOO BECAUSE THEY'VE MOVED MY DESK FOUR TIMES ALREADY THIS YEAR
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AND I USED TO BE OVER BY THE WINDOW
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AND I COULD SEE THE SQUIRRELS AND THEY WERE MARRIED
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BUT THEN THEY SWITCHED FROM THE SWINGLINE TO THE BOSTON STAPLER
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BUT I KEPT MY SWINGLINE STAPLER BECAUSE IT DIDN'T BIND UP AS MUCH
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AND I KEPT THE STAPLES FOR THE SWINGLINE STAPLER
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OKAY MILTON Milton On Phone AND OH NO IT'S NOT OKAY
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BECAUSE IF THEY MAKE ME IF THEY TAKE MY STAPLER
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THEN I'LL I'LL HAVE TO I'LL SET THE BUILDING ON FIRE
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Movie Summary
Three company workers who hate their jobs decide to rebel against their greedy boss.
