Our high school guidance counselor used to ask us what you'd do if you had a million...
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[Peter, Michael, and Samir are chatting as they hang around the printer]
Peter Gibbons:
Our high school guidance counselor used to ask us what you'd do if you had a million dollars and you didn't have to work. And invariably what you'd say was supposed to be your career. So, if you wanted to fix old cars then you're supposed to be an auto mechanic.
Samir:
So what did you say?
Peter Gibbons:
I never had an answer. I guess that's why I'm working at Initech.
Michael Bolton:
No, you're working at Initech because that question is bullshit to begin with. If everyone listened to her, there'd be no janitors, because no one would clean shit up if they had a million dollars.
Samir:
You know what I would do if I had a million dollars? I would invest half of it in low risk mutual funds and then take the other half over to my friend Asadulah who works in securities...
Michael Bolton:
Samir, you're missing the point. The point of the exercise is that you're supposed to figure out what you would want to do if...
[printer starts beeping]
Michael Bolton:
"PC Load Letter"? What the fuck does that mean?
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Our high school guidance counsellor
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used to ask us what you would do if you had a million dollars
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didn't have to work
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and whatever you'd say was supposed to be your career
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So if you wanted to fix old cars
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then you're supposed to be an auto mechanic
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So what did you say
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I never had an answer
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I guess that's why I'm working at Initech
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No You're working at Initech
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'cause that question is bullshit to begin with
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If everyone listened to her there'd be no janitors
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because no one would clean shit if they had a million dollars
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You know what I would do if I had a million dollars
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I would invest half of it in glorious mutual funds
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and then take the other half to my friend Asadulah
Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 175
Timestamp in movie: 00h 12m 36s
Uploaded: 17 March, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: Three company workers who hate their jobs decide to rebel against their greedy boss.
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