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COME ON THIS ISN'T RIYADHTHEY'RE NOT GONNA SAW YOUR HANDS OFF HERE ALL RIGHTTHE WORST THEY WOULD EVER DO IS THEY WOULD PUT YOU FOR A COUPLE OF MONTHSINTO A WHITE COLLAR MINIMUM SECURITY RESORTSHIT WE

Shit. I'm a free man and I haven't had a conjugal visit in six months

Office Space • 1999

Peter Gibbons:
This isn't Riyadh. You know they're not gonna saw your hands off here, alright? The worst they would ever do is they would put you for a couple of months into a white-collar, minimum-security resort! Shit, we should be so lucky! Do you know, they have conjugal visits there?Samir:Really?Peter Gibbons:Yes.Michael Bolton:Shit. I'm a free man and I haven't had a conjugal visit in six months

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COME ON THIS ISN'T RIYADH

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THEY'RE NOT GONNA SAW YOUR HANDS OFF HERE ALL RIGHT

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THE WORST THEY WOULD EVER DO IS THEY WOULD PUT YOU FOR A COUPLE OF MONTHS

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INTO A WHITE COLLAR MINIMUM SECURITY RESORT

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SHIT WE SHOULD BE SO LUCKY

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DO YOU KNOW THEY HAVE CONJUGAL VISITS THERE REALLY

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YES Michael SHIT

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I'M A FREE MAN I HAVEN'T HAD A CONJUGAL VISIT IN SIX MONTHS

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هيا هذه ليس الرياض

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لن يقوموا بقطع يدك هنا

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في أسواء الأحوال ستدخل السجن لشهرين

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في سجن القبة البيضاء إنه منتجع مع حد أدنى من الحراسة

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اللعنه لابد أننا محظوظين يسمحون بالزيارات الزوجية هناك

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حقا نعم

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اللعنه

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انا رجل حر ولم أحظى بزيارة زوجية منذ 6 اشهر

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Sæt dig nu ned

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Kom Det er ikke Riyadh

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De skærer ikke dine hænder af

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Du risikerer højst at få et par måneder i et åbent fængsel

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Der er ægteskabeligt samkvem tilladt ved besøg

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Er det dét Ja

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Jeg har ikke haft ægteskabeligt samkvem i et halvt år

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Samir tämä on Amerikka Tule istumaan

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Tämä ei ole Riad Käsiäsi ei katkaista

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Voit joutua pariksi kuukaudeksi mukavaan valkokaulusvankilaan

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Sinne saa tulla naisvieraita

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Niinkö Kyllä

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Minulla ei ole ollut naisvieraita puoleen vuoteen

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Viens Assieds toi

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Allez Nous ne sommes pas à Riyad

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Personne ne te coupera les mains ici d accord

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Le pire qu on puisse faire c est de te mettre pendant quelques mois

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dans un centre de villégiature à sécurité minimum pour cols blancs

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Merde ce serait bien Tu sais qu ils ont droit à des visites conjugales

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Vraiment Oui

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Merde Je suis célibataire je n ai pas eu de visites conjugales depuis 6 mois

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Das ist nicht Riad

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Hier werden dir die Hände nicht abgesägt

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Das Schlimmste was dir blüht sind zwei Monate

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in einer netten Anstalt mit minimaler Sicherheit

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Wir könnten uns glücklich schätzen Man darf Frauenbesuch empfangen

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Wirklich Ja

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Scheiße

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Ich bin frei und hatte seit sechs Monaten keinen Frauenbesuch

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이리 와서 앉아봐

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이봐 여긴 리야드가 아니라고

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여기선 네 손목 자르는 일 없을 거야

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최악의 경우는 한두 달 감방에 들어가는 거야

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그것도 회사원 부정행위로 경비가 거의 없는 곳에

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운이 좋은 줄 알아

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거긴 아마 여자 면회도 될걸

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그래 그럼

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젠장

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난 자유의 몸인데도 6개월간을 여자 구경도 못 해봤는데

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Sett deg nå

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Kom igjen Dette er ikke Riyadh

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De kommer ikke til å hogge av deg hendene ok

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Det verste som kan skje er at du havner et par måneder

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i et feriefengsel for hvitsnippforbrytere

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Tenk så bra Vet dere at de har ekteskapelige besøk der

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Har de Ja

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Faen Jeg er en fri mann og har ikke hatt et ekteskapelig besøk på 6 måneder

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Vmos sente se í

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Vmos qui não é Ride

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Eles não vão serrr sus mãos está bem

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pior cois que podem fzer é colocá lo durnte dois meses

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num prisão de segurnç mínim por crime de colrinho brnco

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Seri té sorte noss

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Sbi que eles têm visits conjugis

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Sério É

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Crmb Sou um homem livre e não tenho visit conjugl há seis meses

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Давай Это не Рияд

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Тебе же не грозит смертная казнь за это

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Максимум что они смогут сделать это посадить тебя на пару месяцев

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на цепи По минимуму можно отделаться колонией общего режима

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Чёрт нам должно повезти для этого Там хотя бы посещения разрешены

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Правда Да

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Чёрт

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Я свободный человек Мне не хочется посещений родственников раз в полгода

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Vamos siéntate

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Vamos Esto no es Riad

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Aquí no te cortarán las manos De acuerdo

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Lo peor que harían es meterte unos meses

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en un complejo de mínima seguridad para oficinistas

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Mierda qué afortunados

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Sabes que tienen visitas conyugales

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En serio Sí

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Mierda Soy hombre libre y llevo seis meses sin una visita conyugal

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Kom igen sätt dig ned

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Kom igen Det här är inte Riyadh

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De kommer inte att såga av dina händer Okej

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I värsta fall får du några månader

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på ett hotell med låg säkerhetsklass

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Den som ändå hade sån tur Visste du att de har äktenskapliga besök där

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Verkligen Ja

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Jag är fri och jag har inte haft ett sånt besök på sex månader

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Duration

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Timestamp in Movie

00:50:39

Uploaded

Mar 17, 2026

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20th Century Fox

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Movie Summary

Three company workers who hate their jobs decide to rebel against their greedy boss.

Actors

Peter Gibbons

Samir

Michael Bolton