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CONJUGAL VISITS NOT THAT I KNOW OFA MINIMUM SECURITY PRISON IS NO PICNICI HAVE A CLIENT IN THERE RIGHT NOWHE SAYS THE TRICK IS KICK SOMEONE'S ASS THE FIRST DAYOR BECOME SOMEONE'S BITCHTHEN

Kick someone's ass the first day, or become someone's bitch. Then everything will be all...

Office Space • 1999

Rob Newhouse:
Conjugal visits? Mmmm. Not that I know of. Y'know, minimum-security prison is no picnic. I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is: kick someone's ass the first day, or become someone's bitch. Then everything will be all right. W-Why do you ask, anyway?

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CONJUGAL VISITS NOT THAT I KNOW OF

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A MINIMUM SECURITY PRISON IS NO PICNIC

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I HAVE A CLIENT IN THERE RIGHT NOW

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HE SAYS THE TRICK IS KICK SOMEONE'S ASS THE FIRST DAY

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OR BECOME SOMEONE'S BITCH

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THEN EVERYTHING'LL BE ALL RIGHT

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WHY DO YOU ASK ANYWAY

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زيارة زوجية لا وجود لها

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سجن الحراسة الغير مشدده ليس مكان للنزهة

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لدي زبون في ذلك السجن

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يقول الأمر كتالي

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أضرب أحد ما في أول يوم في السجن

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وإلا ستصبح ملك لأحدهم

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وسيكون كل شي على ما يرام

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لماذا تسأل بأي حال

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Tak Det var så lidt

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Ægteskabeligt samkvem Det tror jeg ikke

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Et åbent fængsel er ingen dans på roser

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Ifølge en af mine klienter skal man sætte sig igennem fra starten

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Så skal det nok gå

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Hvorfor spørger I

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Tietääkseni naisvieraita ei sallita

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Avovankila ei ole leikin asia Eräs päämieheni on sellaisessa

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Siellä pitää hakata joku heti aluksi tai joutuu vaimoksi

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Sen jälkeen sujuu hyvin

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Miksi kysytte sitä Tuli vain mieleen Anteeksi

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Des visites conjugales Pas que je sache

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Une prison à sécurité minimum ce n est pas un piquenique

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J ai un client qui y est en ce moment même

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Il dit que le truc

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c est d en planter un la première journée ou d être le serin de quelqu un

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Alors tout se passe bien Pourquoi vous demandez

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Frauenbesuche Nicht dass ich wüsste

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Ein Gefängnis mit minimaler Sicherheit ist kein Zuckerschlecken

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Ein Klient von mir ist gerade drin

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Er sagt der Trick sei

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am ersten Tag jemanden verprügeln sonst wirst du zur Braut gemacht

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Dann ist alles klar

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Warum fragen Sie

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여자 면회요 못 들어 봤는데요

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저 경비 감옥도 만만치 않아요

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내 고객이 지금 거기에 있는데

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그 안에서도 요령이 있대요

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첫날에 누구를 죽도록 패던지 아님 누구 마누라가 되는 거라네요

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그럼 모든 게 괜찮다는군요

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근데 그건 왜 물어보죠

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Å takk Bare hyggelig

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Ekteskapelige besøk Ikke så vidt jeg vet

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De fengslene er ikke feriesteder Jeg har en klient som sitter inne nå

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Han sier at trikset er å banke noen den første dagen ellers blir du noens dame

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Da ordner alt seg

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Hvorfor spør dere

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Obrigd Clro sem problems

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Visits conjugis Não que eu sib

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Prisão de segurnç mínim não é piquenique Eu tenho um cliente lá gor

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Ele diz que o segredo é

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Bt em lguém no primeiro di pr não virr nmord de outro

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Dí tudo ficrá bem

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Por que estão perguntndo

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Посещения родственников Не знаю

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Даже тюрьма с минимально строгим режимом всё же не пикник

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У меня есть один клиент

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Он говорит что главное

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Надрать кому нибудь задницу в первый день

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или стать чьей нибудь шлюхой

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И тогда всё будет в порядке

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А почему это вас интересует

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Gracias No hay problema

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Visitas conyugales No que yo sepa

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Una cárcel de mínima seguridad no es pavada Tengo un cliente ahí

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La clave dice es romper de entrada algún culo o ser perra de alguien

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Luego todo estará bien

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Por qué preguntan

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Tack Inga problem

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Äktenskapliga besök Inte så vitt jag vet

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Fängelser med låg säkerhetsklass är ingen picknick Jag har en klient där

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Han säger att man måste spöa någon den första dagen eller bli en bitch

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Sedan löser sig allting

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Varför frågar ni

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01:01:14

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Mar 17, 2026

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20th Century Fox

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Movie Summary

Three company workers who hate their jobs decide to rebel against their greedy boss.

Actors

Rob Newhouse

Kyle Scott Jackson