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THE RATIO OF PEOPLE TO CAKE IS
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The ratio of people to cake is too big

Milton Waddams:
The ratio of people to cake is too big

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THE RATIO OF PEOPLE TO CAKE IS
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Duration
5 seconds
Views
1,356
Timestamp in Movie
01:08:24
Uploaded
Mar 17, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
20th Century Fox

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Movie Summary

Three company workers who hate their jobs decide to rebel against their greedy boss.

Actors

Stephen Root
Milton Waddams
Stephen Root
I THINK THERE'S-- THERE'S A PIECE OF-- I COULD SET THE BUILDING ON FIRE. - Office Space 00:40
I THINK THERE'S-- THERE'S A PIECE OF-- I COULD SET...
I IS THERE SOME WAY TO JUST GIVE THE MONEY BACKWHAT DO YOU MEAN JUST HAND THEM A CHECK FOR THE EXACT AMOUNT THEY'RE MISSINGI THINK THEY'D FIGURE THAT OUT - Office Space 00:12
I IS THERE SOME WAY TO JUST GIVE THE MONEY BACKWHAT DO YOU...
I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT NERDS WE ARELOOKING UP MONEY LAUNDERING IN A DICTIONARY - Office Space 00:06
I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT NERDS WE ARELOOKING UP MONEY...
GOOD EVENING. - Office Space 00:48
GOOD EVENING.
ALL THAT STUFF I SAID ABOUT BEING A CRACKHEAD JUST HELPS ME SELL MAGAZINESI'M ACTUALLY AN UNEMPLOYED SOFTWARE ENGINEERYOU'RE A SOFTWARE ENGINEER YEPTHINGS UH MUST BE VERY ROUGH FOR YOUACTUALLY MAN I MAKE MORE MONEY SELLING MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTIONSTHAN I - Office Space 00:24
ALL THAT STUFF I SAID ABOUT BEING A CRACKHEAD JUST HELPS ME...
WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH 40 SUBSCRIPTIONS TO VIBE - Office Space 00:06
WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH 40 SUBSCRIPTIONS TO VIBE
WE GET CAUGHT LAUNDERING MONEY WE'RE NOT GOING TO WHITE COLLAR RESORT PRISONNO NO NO WE'RE GOING TO FEDERAL POUND ME IN THE ASS PRISONI I I DON'T WANT TO GO TO ANY PRISON - Office Space 00:12
WE GET CAUGHT LAUNDERING MONEY WE'RE NOT GOING TO WHITE...
LAWRENCE, YOU AWAKE? - Office Space 00:54
LAWRENCE, YOU AWAKE?
PETER GIBBONSYOU'VE LED A TRITE AND MEANINGLESS LIFEAND YOU'RE A VERY BAD PERSON - Office Space 00:12
PETER GIBBONSYOU'VE LED A TRITE AND MEANINGLESS LIFEAND...
WHOA! HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? GET A ROOM, YOU TWO! NYAH-NYAH-NYAH! I HATE THAT GUY. - Office Space 00:13
WHOA! HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? GET A ROOM, YOU TWO!...
Get a room you two Ha ha - Office Space 00:10
Get a room you two Ha ha
THEN MR LUMBERGH TOLD ME TO TALK TO PAYROLLAND THEN PAYROLL TOLD ME TO TALK TO MR LUMBERGHI STILL HAVEN'T RECEIVED MY PAYCHECK AND HE TOOK MY STAPLERHE NEVER BROUGHT IT BACKTHEN THEY MOVED BY DESK TO STORAGE ROOM B AND THERE WAS GARBAGE ON IT - Office Space 00:16
THEN MR LUMBERGH TOLD ME TO TALK TO PAYROLLAND THEN PAYROLL...
IT'S MY STAPLER. - Office Space 00:10
IT'S MY STAPLER.
LAWRENCE. - Office Space 00:46
LAWRENCE.
WATCH OUT FOR YOUR CORNHOLE BUD - Office Space 00:05
WATCH OUT FOR YOUR CORNHOLE BUD
STAY CLEAR, NOW! - Office Space 00:13
STAY CLEAR, NOW!
AND, UH-- I MEAN, CAN I-- I WAS HERE FIRST. - Office Space 00:09
AND, UH-- I MEAN, CAN I-- I WAS HERE FIRST.
WAIT A MINUTE. - Office Space 00:12
WAIT A MINUTE.
THIS ISN'T SO BAD HUHMAKING BUCKS GETTING EXERCISEWORKING OUTSIDEFUCKIN' AFUCKIN' A - Office Space 00:17
THIS ISN'T SO BAD HUHMAKING BUCKS GETTING...
Shit This is a fuck - Office Space 00:07
Shit This is a fuck