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Office Uprising

Desmond, I assure youthis would be a lot funnier if your voice even remotelyresembled Mr....

Desmond, I assure you
this would be a lot funnier if your voice even remotely
resembled Mr. Nusbaum's

Full Transcript

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Desmond, I assure you this would be a lot funnier
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if your voice even remotely resembled Mr. Nusbaum's.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
85
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:03
Uploaded
Jun 22, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror, action
Production
Mind the GAP Productions,Lydiard Films,Rumble Riot Pictures

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Movie Summary

The compound of an arms manufacturer turns into a zombie nightmare when its workers are given the wrong formula.
We'll split one. In honor of this shitty day, I'll buy. - Office Uprising 00:05
We'll split one. In honor of this shitty day, I'll...
Due to the number of personal calls made on company time, - Office Uprising 00:06
Due to the number of personal calls made on company time,
Seriously. Listen, I know you don't care - Office Uprising 00:05
Seriously. Listen, I know you don't care
Look, I get all the free coffee I can consume, - Office Uprising 00:06
Look, I get all the free coffee I can consume,
- Oh, Stoner Snatch? - That was the working title, - Office Uprising 00:07
- Oh, Stoner Snatch? - That was the working title,
"Dezzy Des. Sammy Sam." - Office Uprising 00:06
"Dezzy Des. Sammy Sam."
Would everyone please report - Office Uprising 00:05
Would everyone please report
Okay, can you just listen like an adult for ten seconds? - Office Uprising 00:05
Okay, can you just listen like an adult for ten seconds?
I know you'd rather be playing Mario Kart, - Office Uprising 00:06
I know you'd rather be playing Mario Kart,
I'm setting an alarm as a little reminder - Office Uprising 00:08
I'm setting an alarm as a little reminder
...to introduce Ammotech CEO - Office Uprising 00:06
...to introduce Ammotech CEO
Why are we having a motivational seminar - Office Uprising 00:05
Why are we having a motivational seminar
...the best defense manufacturer on the planet, - Office Uprising 00:06
...the best defense manufacturer on the planet,
And now, onto our newest product, - Office Uprising 00:08
And now, onto our newest product,
I told you, I will pay rent - Office Uprising 00:05
I told you, I will pay rent
Those fucks at the Make-A-Wish Foundation - Office Uprising 00:05
Those fucks at the Make-A-Wish Foundation
Dude, I'm telling you, I got a report due in the morning, - Office Uprising 00:06
Dude, I'm telling you, I got a report due in the mornin...
I heard a report on the news today, Desmond, - Office Uprising 00:10
I heard a report on the news today, Desmond,
Dirt, Desmond, - Office Uprising 00:05
Dirt, Desmond,
We could make our own pancakes out of fried dirt, - Office Uprising 00:08
We could make our own pancakes out of fried dirt,