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No, I'’d be drunk or dead before I hit my mid-30s
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Oh, Canada

No, I'’d be drunk or deadbefore I hit my mid-30s

No, I'’d be drunk or dead
before I hit my mid-30s

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No, I'’d be drunk or dead before I hit my mid-30s.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:10
Uploaded
Apr 05, 2025
Genres
drama
Production
Arclight Films,Vested Interest,Ottocento Films,Left Home Productions,Exemplary Films,Carte Blanche,One Two Twenty Entertainment,SIPUR,Northern Lights Films

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Movie Summary

Leonard Fife, one of sixty thousand draft evaders and deserters who fled to Canada to avoid serving in Vietnam, shares all his secrets to de-mythologize his mythologized life.
Oh, Dad barely spent five hours a day at Dr. Todd'’s. - Oh, Canada 00:05
Oh, Dad barely spent five hours a day at Dr. Todd'’s.
[Leo sighs] - Oh, Canada 00:07
[Leo sighs]
[male singer] ♪ A coward this morning ♪ - Oh, Canada 00:08
[male singer] ♪ A coward this morning ♪
♪ No explanation Could ever explain it away ♪ - Oh, Canada 00:52
♪ No explanation Could ever explain it away ♪
I mean, there'’s really no point - Oh, Canada 00:05
I mean, there'’s really no point
[Alicia chuckles] - Oh, Canada 00:05
[Alicia chuckles]
[male singer] ♪ Sometimesy ou have to be cruel ♪ - Oh, Canada 00:05
[male singer] ♪ Sometimesy ou have to be cruel ♪
♪ It'’s sad that it's sad ♪ - Oh, Canada 00:28
♪ It'’s sad that it's sad ♪
The anti-androgens and the Taxotere. - Oh, Canada 00:05
The anti-androgens and the Taxotere.
And the bisphosphonates - Oh, Canada 00:07
And the bisphosphonates
Okay, Leo, um, I think we'’ve gotten a little off track. - Oh, Canada 00:06
Okay, Leo, um, I think we'’ve gotten a little off track...
[sighs] - Oh, Canada 00:08
[sighs]
I'’d already been married, fathered a child, - Oh, Canada 00:06
I'’d already been married, fathered a child,
By the time I was your tender age, Sloane, - Oh, Canada 00:08
By the time I was your tender age, Sloane,
Imagine if everything good that could ever happen to you - Oh, Canada 00:07
Imagine if everything good that could ever happen to you
[scoffs] - Oh, Canada 00:06
[scoffs]
[Malcolm] Okay, let'’s pick up from when you arrived - Oh, Canada 00:07
[Malcolm] Okay, let'’s pick up from when you arrived
[hands clap] - Oh, Canada 00:11
[hands clap]
I had a cashier'’s check for $23,000 - Oh, Canada 00:08
I had a cashier'’s check for $23,000
The title to which was to be held - Oh, Canada 00:08
The title to which was to be held