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Oh, Ramona!

A teenager named Andrei transitions from a teenager into an adult.

Director

Cristina Jacob

Year

Genre

comedy, romance

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N/A

Production

Zazu Film

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Ramona

Alin

Basil Eidenbenz

Raluca

Anemona

Andrei

Bodyguard

Ioachim Ciobanu

Alfred (Andrei's Mother)

Andromeda Godfrey

Carla

Girl 2

Psychologist

Cop 3

Toby

Romulus Stoicescu

Cop 1

Girl in Alin's flat

Bartender Hotel

Nerd

Young Lady

Girl 1

Silviu

Leonardo Boudreau

Ramona's Classmate 4

Gay Guy

Ramona's Classmate 2

Bianca Vranceanu

Ramona's Sister

Party Goer

Paula

Veronika Despina Grammenou

Barman 2

Receptionist

Mircea Paul Petrescu

Fast Food Guy

Ramona's Classmate 3

Drunk Guy

Ramona's Classmate 1

Meyer Briceno Paulina

Copil

Cop 2

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Alfred (andrei's Mother)Andrei Ramona

It's probably the drink talking, - Oh, Ramona!

It's probably the drink talking,

Take a couple of puffs of this,
and you're set. - Oh, Ramona!

Take a couple of puffs of this, and you're set.

There could be cops in the audience
or even worse, children. - Oh, Ramona!

There could be cops in the audience or even worse, children.

So we totally were not doing drugs!
We were... - Oh, Ramona!

So we totally were not doing drugs! We were...

This is the night you hook up with her. - Oh, Ramona!

This is the night you hook up with her.

So, there I go, walking over to her,
full of confidence - Oh, Ramona!

So, there I go, walking over to her, full of confidence

Things were going well,
but fate reared its ugly head. - Oh, Ramona!

Things were going well, but fate reared its ugly head.

All that getting my groove on,
combined with being nervous and drunk, - Oh, Ramona!

All that getting my groove on, combined with being nervous a...

In that exact moment
I really had to go take a leak! - Oh, Ramona!

In that exact moment I really had to go take a leak!

Hey! Hey! How is it all going? - Oh, Ramona!

Hey! Hey! How is it all going?

Well... Probably not... - Oh, Ramona!

Well... Probably not...

Yo! Check this shit out! - Oh, Ramona!

Yo! Check this shit out!

No, literally, come check
this literal shit - Oh, Ramona!

No, literally, come check this literal shit

And that, my friends,
was a truly shitty first date. - Oh, Ramona!

And that, my friends, was a truly shitty first date.

They say a real man knows
how to deal with his problems. - Oh, Ramona!

They say a real man knows how to deal with his problems.

Was Dad successful with the girls? - Oh, Ramona!

Was Dad successful with the girls?

I'll come and shove
that fucking horn up your ass! Fuck! - Oh, Ramona!

I'll come and shove that fucking horn up your ass! Fuck...

Fucking stop honking that fucking horn! - Oh, Ramona!

Fucking stop honking that fucking horn!

Actually, she agreed
that I can come by your place - Oh, Ramona!

Actually, she agreed that I can come by your place

- Do you wanna suck on my titty?
- Yeah. Yeah, just like a little... - Oh, Ramona!

- Do you wanna suck on my titty? - Yeah. Yeah, just like a l...

Believe me, this wasn't even
the weirdest thing I did in this costume. - Oh, Ramona!

Believe me, this wasn't even the weirdest thing I did i...

Besides, everybody is looking at me like
I'm the guy who took the dump last time. - Oh, Ramona!

Besides, everybody is looking at me like I'm the guy wh...

You walk up to her, you grab her hand. - Oh, Ramona!

You walk up to her, you grab her hand.

You pretend to be interested in whatever
bullshit she spews, and you fuck her! - Oh, Ramona!

You pretend to be interested in whatever bullshit she spews,...

Wow, I looked like
I was jacking off angels. - Oh, Ramona!

Wow, I looked like I was jacking off angels.

They're very fine... fine hands. Just... - Oh, Ramona!

They're very fine... fine hands. Just...

So... Listen, there's something
I want to tell you. - Oh, Ramona!

So... Listen, there's something I want to tell you.

I know you're in love with me - Oh, Ramona!

I know you're in love with me

A lot of guys have been crazy for me, - Oh, Ramona!

A lot of guys have been crazy for me,

I... Look, I'm... - Oh, Ramona!

I... Look, I'm...

I'm... not like the other guys. - Oh, Ramona!

I'm... not like the other guys.

But I'm not that shallow
to just want to have sex with you. - Oh, Ramona!

But I'm not that shallow to just want to have sex with ...

It's not called being shallow,
it's called not being stupid. - Oh, Ramona!

It's not called being shallow, it's called not bei...

Something that...
that lasts into all of eternity. - Oh, Ramona!

Something that... that lasts into all of eternity.

I'm the hottest girl at school
and you're... you. - Oh, Ramona!

I'm the hottest girl at school and you're... you.

Rather than have you for one night - Oh, Ramona!

Rather than have you for one night

I'm giving you what any guy would kill
to have and you say "No thanks"? - Oh, Ramona!

I'm giving you what any guy would kill to have and you ...

I think I just made the biggest mistake of my life - Oh, Ramona!

I think I just made the biggest mistake of my life

Ah, yeah.
I'd move out of town if I were you. - Oh, Ramona!

Ah, yeah. I'd move out of town if I were you.

- You wanna do it or should I?
- Oh, you've known him longer. - Oh, Ramona!

- You wanna do it or should I? - Oh, you've known him l...

I would take a science test every day
for the rest of my life - Oh, Ramona!

I would take a science test every day for the rest of my lif...

Ramona was now Silviu's girlfriend, - Oh, Ramona!

Ramona was now Silviu's girlfriend,

Day after day - Oh, Ramona!

Because retarded people don't understand
the concept of getting away with lies. - Oh, Ramona!

Because retarded people don't understand the concept of...

Make it fast,
I'm busy with my math homework. - Oh, Ramona!

Make it fast, I'm busy with my math homework.

...for the sake
of our long-lasting friendship, - Oh, Ramona!

...for the sake of our long-lasting friendship,

Yeah, it's only fair for you to not be
caught between me and Ramona - Oh, Ramona!

Yeah, it's only fair for you to not be caught between m...

So I'm just a loser - Oh, Ramona!

So I'm just a loser

He says you only got with me
to get back at him. - Oh, Ramona!

He says you only got with me to get back at him.

It's better that you confess to Silviu now
that you got mad at me because... - Oh, Ramona!

It's better that you confess to Silviu now that you got...

I didn't want to have sex with you
that night - Oh, Ramona!

I didn't want to have sex with you that night

Silviu is the only man
I would ever want to... - Oh, Ramona!

Silviu is the only man I would ever want to...

And by the way...
I didn't want Silviu to know, - Oh, Ramona!

And by the way... I didn't want Silviu to know,

- No, she's lying!
- So you're calling my girlfriend a liar! - Oh, Ramona!

- No, she's lying! - So you're calling my girlfrie...

If I didn't say no to her, she wouldn't
even be your fucking girlfriend! - Oh, Ramona!

If I didn't say no to her, she wouldn't even be yo...

If you've got a girl pregnant, - Oh, Ramona!

If you've got a girl pregnant,

Why didn't you say so?
Scaring me like that. - Oh, Ramona!

Why didn't you say so? Scaring me like that.

...because I refused to have sex
with her. - Oh, Ramona!

...because I refused to have sex with her.

- What... with Silviu?
- No, Mom! With Ramona! - Oh, Ramona!

- What... with Silviu? - No, Mom! With Ramona!

Well, good then.
That was very wise of you to do that. - Oh, Ramona!

Well, good then. That was very wise of you to do that.

You have absolutely no idea what it
takes to actually disappoint a woman. - Oh, Ramona!

You have absolutely no idea what it takes to actually disapp...

But believe me,
between now and your fifties, - Oh, Ramona!

But believe me, between now and your fifties,

I was embarrassed and tired, - Oh, Ramona!

I was embarrassed and tired,

But that all changed the moment
I laid my eyes upon... her! - Oh, Ramona!

But that all changed the moment I laid my eyes upon... her!

You go. I wanna check out the place. - Oh, Ramona!

You go. I wanna check out the place.

Listen. Do you know the girl
at the front desk? - Oh, Ramona!

Listen. Do you know the girl at the front desk?

Now that I had my intro, - Oh, Ramona!

Now that I had my intro,

Do you believe in love at first sight? - Oh, Ramona!

Do you believe in love at first sight?

What I meant to say is that you are the
most beautiful woman in the whole hotel, - Oh, Ramona!

What I meant to say is that you are the most beautiful woman...

Congrats! You've earned the chance
to ask me my name. - Oh, Ramona!

Congrats! You've earned the chance to ask me my name.

And I would very much like
to take you out. - Oh, Ramona!

And I would very much like to take you out.

The guy at the bar actually told me - Oh, Ramona!

The guy at the bar actually told me

I think my mom would rather me be doing
video chat than working in a hotel. - Oh, Ramona!

I think my mom would rather me be doing video chat than work...

So... what does your dad do? - Oh, Ramona!

So... what does your dad do?

Well, you know...
Dates usually end with a kiss. - Oh, Ramona!

Well, you know... Dates usually end with a kiss.

Wise men say - Oh, Ramona!

If I can't help - Oh, Ramona!

If I can't help

Like a river flows - Oh, Ramona!

Like a river flows

That one kiss from her gave me
a pocket rocket so strong - Oh, Ramona!

That one kiss from her gave me a pocket rocket so strong

I HAVE NO REGRETS - Oh, Ramona!

I HAVE NO REGRETS

Failure to properly warm up the engine - Oh, Ramona!

Failure to properly warm up the engine

In winter, run the engine
for at least five minutes - Oh, Ramona!

In winter, run the engine for at least five minutes

Then, run the engine at a low speed - Oh, Ramona!

Then, run the engine at a low speed

Dead leaves, paper dust
and oil stains - Oh, Ramona!

Dead leaves, paper dust and oil stains

Remove all such debris
before commencing operation. - Oh, Ramona!

Remove all such debris before commencing operation.

But I swear it was as sweet
and delicious as a heavenly dessert. - Oh, Ramona!

But I swear it was as sweet and delicious as a heavenly dess...

You know that moment - Oh, Ramona!

You know that moment

Or when you're enjoying
a fluffy juicy cake - Oh, Ramona!

Or when you're enjoying a fluffy juicy cake

Then, you feel like going
for the cupcakes. - Oh, Ramona!

Then, you feel like going for the cupcakes.

And you play
with those perfect cherries. - Oh, Ramona!

And you play with those perfect cherries.

Oh, Ramona! poster

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A teenager named Andrei transitions from a teenager into an adult.

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Director: Cristina Jacob

Writer: Andrei Ciobanu, Alex Cotet, Cristina Jacob

Production: Zazu Film

Genre: comedy, romance

Year: 2019

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 4.9

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 01 Jun 2019

Awards: N/A

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