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Old Dads

Three best friends become fathers later in life and find themselves battling preschool principals, millennial CEOs, and anything created after 1987.

Director

Bill Burr

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Production

All Things Comedy,Miramax,All of Us Productions

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Homepage

https://www.netflix.com/title/81674327

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Jack Kelly

Connor Brody

Bobby Cannavale

Mike Richards

Bokeem Woodbine

Leah Kelly

Britney

Cara Brody

Aspen Bell

Dr. Lois Schmieckel-Turner

Nate Kelly

Travis Romine

Ed Cameron

C. Thomas Howell

Richie Jacobs

Colin Brody

Dominic Grey Gonzalez

Kelly - Parent

Natasha Leggero

Joanna - Parent

Mimi - Parent

Dana - Parent

Diamelle

Caprice

Amelia

Chantal

Cody Renee Cameron

Randy the Bouncer

Random Guy

Monica Crawford

Chelsea M. Davis

Brian Dodson

Soft Spoken Man

Hunter Lewis

Judy

20-Something Guy

Nurse

Scooter

Terrance Huffy-Schwinn

Card Dealer

James Lavon Miller

Steph

Tracy

Paul Walter Hauser

Casino Patron

Christopher Blanchard

Parent

Teacher

Bar Patron

Michael Heidemann

Angry Office Worker

Bartender

Leni Rico Maria Magdalena

Fabulous Gay Neighbor

Michael Sean McHale

Strip Club Deejay

Josh Adam Meyers

Patty

Katie Jewel Palacio

Old Dad

Nate the Bouncer

Casino Patron

Seth Allen Wright

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[man 1] This is the best part
of my day, every day. - Old Dads

[man 1] This is the best part of my day, every day.

[man 1] Unfortunately, I have no idea
what that is anymore. - Old Dads

[man 1] Unfortunately, I have no idea what that is anymore.

- What do you say there, Jackie boy?
- [boy screaming] - Old Dads

- What do you say there, Jackie boy? - [boy screaming]

[boy continues screaming] - Old Dads

[boy continues screaming]

Oh, is it? Listen, I'm trying to raise
a little man here, not a fucking pussy. - Old Dads

Oh, is it? Listen, I'm trying to raise a little man her...

But why don't you just go back
to your hard seltzer - Old Dads

But why don't you just go back to your hard seltzer

Don't tell your mother. She'll kill me.
I love you. Come on. Let's get up. - Old Dads

Don't tell your mother. She'll kill me. I love you...

[panting] - Old Dads

But, Dad, he pushed me first-- - Old Dads

But, Dad, he pushed me first--

- [man 2] Hey, come on. Don't cry.
- [screaming continues] - Old Dads

- [man 2] Hey, come on. Don't cry. - [screaming continu...

What you're feeling now
is what you're feeling, okay? - Old Dads

What you're feeling now is what you're feeling, ok...

[Colin screaming] - Old Dads

[Colin screaming]

You need to respect your son's autonomy - Old Dads

You need to respect your son's autonomy

Great, you know. He's comin' along.
Uh, how's your little one doing? - Old Dads

Great, you know. He's comin' along. Uh, how's...

- How fucking sad is that?
- He did it to himself. - Old Dads

- How fucking sad is that? - He did it to himself.

Did you see that? That kid is a maniac. - Old Dads

Did you see that? That kid is a maniac.

I'm gonna say something to Cara It's too much - Old Dads

I'm gonna say something to Cara It's too much

I told you. She doesn't wanna get married.
She doesn't wanna have kids. - Old Dads

I told you. She doesn't wanna get married. She doesn�...

All she wants to do
is fuck me and go to the gym. - Old Dads

All she wants to do is fuck me and go to the gym.

Goddamn, Mike.
You found a fucking unicorn. - Old Dads

Goddamn, Mike. You found a fucking unicorn.

[Colin screams] - Old Dads

[Colin screams]

♪ One life, I'm gonna live it up ♪ - Old Dads

♪ One life, I'm gonna live it up ♪

♪ I'm takin' flight
I said, I'll never get enough ♪ - Old Dads

♪ I'm takin' flight I said, I'll never get en...

♪ Stand tall, I'm young and kinda proud... ♪ - Old Dads

♪ Stand tall, I'm young and kinda proud... ♪

Jack, selling a business
and the owner staying on - Old Dads

Jack, selling a business and the owner staying on

Not to mention, the time to complain
was before we signed the deal. - Old Dads

Not to mention, the time to complain was before we signed th...

- [Jack laughs]
- [sarcastic laughter] - Old Dads

- [Jack laughs] - [sarcastic laughter]

Yo, you happen to check
that new joint from Lil Baby - Old Dads

Yo, you happen to check that new joint from Lil Baby

- Oh.
- Yeah, he's on fleek. Flickity-fleek. - Old Dads

- Oh. - Yeah, he's on fleek. Flickity-fleek.

All right, you two, lock it down.
We gotta impress this dude. - Old Dads

All right, you two, lock it down. We gotta impress this dude...

Wait. By "this dude," - Old Dads

Wait. By "this dude,"

I hear Aspen has
a real collaborative leadership style. - Old Dads

I hear Aspen has a real collaborative leadership style.

And if we wanna get paid,
we gotta keep our jobs. - Old Dads

And if we wanna get paid, we gotta keep our jobs.

Okay. Uh, guys.
Yeah, have a seat. Get comfortable. - Old Dads

Okay. Uh, guys. Yeah, have a seat. Get comfortable.

Wow! The trifecta behind Trifecta. - Old Dads

Wow! The trifecta behind Trifecta.

Look, this is your company, right? - Old Dads

Look, this is your company, right?

And I want you to know that I respect
the shit out of what you've done here. - Old Dads

And I want you to know that I respect the shit out of what y...

{\an8}You didn't just start the trend.
You perfected it. - Old Dads

{\an8}You didn't just start the trend. You perfected it...

Actually, it was sewn together
by some hardworking women in Koreatown. - Old Dads

Actually, it was sewn together by some hardworking women in ...

[Mike clears throat] - Old Dads

[Mike clears throat]

And I want you to know
that my door will always be open to you. - Old Dads

And I want you to know that my door will always be open to y...

But I'm gonna break some eggs
because I'm a disruptor. - Old Dads

But I'm gonna break some eggs because I'm a disrup...

This company is now a gender-neutral,
carbon-neutral, - Old Dads

This company is now a gender-neutral, carbon-neutral,

And the first step in that is
to liberate everyone born before 1988. - Old Dads

And the first step in that is to liberate everyone born befo...

Whoa, whoa, whoa. What the fuck?
That's, like, half the company. - Old Dads

Whoa, whoa, whoa. What the fuck? That's, like, half the...

Hey, what happened to two weeks' notice?
You can't just kick 'em out. - Old Dads

Hey, what happened to two weeks' notice? You can't...

And we signed them up for Zip Recruiter.
They're gonna have a new job in no time. - Old Dads

And we signed them up for Zip Recruiter. They're gonna ...

Look, we are living in an exponential era. - Old Dads

Look, we are living in an exponential era.

Jack, change and growth,
these things happen faster than they did - Old Dads

Jack, change and growth, these things happen faster than the...

Success does not care
about the way that you feel. - Old Dads

Success does not care about the way that you feel.

I want people to come in here
with a smile on their face, - Old Dads

I want people to come in here with a smile on their face,

If that's too much to ask, - Old Dads

If that's too much to ask,

She's an old friend of my mom.
She has had a lot of success - Old Dads

She's an old friend of my mom. She has had a lot of suc...

"I appreciate you." "I appreciate you." - Old Dads

"I appreciate you." "I appreciate you."

I'll fucking knock you out,
throw you in a bag of laundry, - Old Dads

I'll fucking knock you out, throw you in a bag of laund...

- Oh my God!
- [car horn honks] - Old Dads

- Oh my God! - [car horn honks]

Oh, look at this fucking asshole. - Old Dads

Oh, look at this fucking asshole.

Fucking 30-year-old man riding a kids' toy
right in the middle of the fucking street! - Old Dads

Fucking 30-year-old man riding a kids' toy right in the...

What's he doing now? Is he freestyling?
Is he making a YouTube video? - Old Dads

What's he doing now? Is he freestyling? Is he making a ...

Oh my God!
How fucking self-involved are you? - Old Dads

Oh my God! How fucking self-involved are you?

So, why don't you get up onto
the fucking sidewalk where you belong? - Old Dads

So, why don't you get up onto the fucking sidewalk wher...

Oh, is that for me?
Oh, you a tough guy now, huh? Huh? - Old Dads

Oh, is that for me? Oh, you a tough guy now, huh? Huh?

- [tires squeal]
- [car horn honks] - Old Dads

- [tires squeal] - [car horn honks]

When was the last time you saw
one of those bastards stop at a stop sign? - Old Dads

When was the last time you saw one of those bastards stop at...

Then they get hit and frost the thing
like some unforeseen tragedy happened. - Old Dads

Then they get hit and frost the thing like some unforeseen t...

[woman] Uh, we do 17-- - Old Dads

[woman] Uh, we do 17--

- You were late for pickup.
- I'm sorry. There was no parking spots. - Old Dads

- You were late for pickup. - I'm sorry. There was no p...

- Daddy! Daddy!
- Nate! Hey, little buddy. - Old Dads

- Daddy! Daddy! - Nate! Hey, little buddy.

- You were late for pickup.
- Yeah, I told you I couldn't find a spot. - Old Dads

- You were late for pickup. - Yeah, I told you I couldn'...

Really? Well, why didn't you tell me that
before I put my kid down? - Old Dads

Really? Well, why didn't you tell me that before I put ...

Well, if you'd actually read the guidebook
instead of just saying you did, - Old Dads

Well, if you'd actually read the guidebook instead of j...

- Is there, like, a problem here, miss?
- Well, actually-- - Old Dads

- Is there, like, a problem here, miss? - Well, actually--

Oh. Well, we here
at Little Hearts and Minds - Old Dads

Oh. Well, we here at Little Hearts and Minds

And once again, you'd know that
if you'd picked up the guidebook and-- - Old Dads

And once again, you'd know that if you'd picked up...

[Jack] Somebody that gives you shit
for being two seconds late for pickup. - Old Dads

[Jack] Somebody that gives you shit for being two seconds la...

All right. Nothing but happiness
when we go in there, okay? Awesome. - Old Dads

All right. Nothing but happiness when we go in there, okay? ...

- Hey, how was your meeting, honey?
- Oh, it was good! How was pickup? - Old Dads

- Hey, how was your meeting, honey? - Oh, it was good! How w...

Uneventful? I just got off the phone
with Doctor Lois Shmieckel-Turner. - Old Dads

Uneventful? I just got off the phone with Doctor Lois Shmiec...

What is uneventful about calling
Nate's principal a stumpy "C"? - Old Dads

What is uneventful about calling Nate's principal a stu...

If you saw the way she was talking to me,
it was a perfectly normal response. - Old Dads

If you saw the way she was talking to me, it was a perfectly...

[TV playing] - Old Dads

Okay, she was talking to me
like some deadbeat dad - Old Dads

Okay, she was talking to me like some deadbeat dad

This has everything
to do with our son's academic future. - Old Dads

This has everything to do with our son's academic futur...

Do you know how powerful
Doctor Lois Shmieckel-Turner is? - Old Dads

Do you know how powerful Doctor Lois Shmieckel-Turner is?

Her kindergarten recommendation - Old Dads

Her kindergarten recommendation

Great! Then it's public school.
That place wasn't that bad, and it's free. - Old Dads

Great! Then it's public school. That place wasn't ...

[whispers] That one was that bad.
And you said it was that bad. Okay? - Old Dads

[whispers] That one was that bad. And you said it was that b...

We have been over this.
We've looked at all the data. - Old Dads

We have been over this. We've looked at all the data.

Oh, Jesus Christ with the fucking data!
Your generation and the data. - Old Dads

Oh, Jesus Christ with the fucking data! Your generation and ...

But tomorrow,
you're gonna go into that school, - Old Dads

But tomorrow, you're gonna go into that school,

Old Dads poster

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Three best friends become fathers later in life and find themselves battling preschool principals, millennial CEOs, and anything created after 1987.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Bill Burr

Writer: Bill Burr, Ben Tishler

Production: All Things Comedy,Miramax,All of Us Productions

Genre: comedy

Year: 2023

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 6.2

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 20 Oct 2023

Awards: N/A

Homepage: https://www.netflix.com/title/81674327

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