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Old Dads

But remember,the real metric for the party is what it does for the children

But remember,
the real metric for the party is what it does for the children

Full Transcript

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But remember, the real metric for the party
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is what it does for the children.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:53:28
Uploaded
Apr 21, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
All Things Comedy,Miramax,All of Us Productions

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Movie Summary

Three best friends become fathers later in life and find themselves battling preschool principals, millennial CEOs, and anything created after 1987.
If it doesn't, we can always auction off some of our dumb jewelry. - Old Dads 00:05
If it doesn't, we can always auction off some of our du...
You know, turn on that charm - Old Dads 00:06
You know, turn on that charm
[chuckles] - Old Dads 00:05
[chuckles]
- Right. Right. All right. - Oh, uh, Connor gave me a note. - Old Dads 00:05
- Right. Right. All right. - Oh, uh, Connor gave me a note.
Actually, he gave someone else a note to give to me to give to you. - Old Dads 00:06
Actually, he gave someone else a note to give to me to give ...
[Connor] Dear Jack, this situation sucks. But I'm here for you, bro. - Old Dads 00:21
[Connor] Dear Jack, this situation sucks. But I'm here ...
All right, ladies and gentlemen. Uh, just a little quick reminder. - Old Dads 00:05
All right, ladies and gentlemen. Uh, just a little quick rem...
There's only 45 minutes left in our silent auction. - Old Dads 00:06
There's only 45 minutes left in our silent auction.
That's still plenty of time to bid on some incredible items, - Old Dads 00:11
That's still plenty of time to bid on some incredible i...
[crowd cheering] - Old Dads 00:07
[crowd cheering]
[crowd laughs] - Old Dads 00:11
[crowd laughs]
The next item we have up for bids is something very special. - Old Dads 00:06
The next item we have up for bids is something very special.
You're thinking, "Jack, how the heck are you gonna top two floor seats - Old Dads 00:13
You're thinking, "Jack, how the heck are you gonna...
We are about ready to bid... Get ready for this. - Old Dads 00:05
We are about ready to bid... Get ready for this.
We're about ready to bid on two hours of uninterrupted, - Old Dads 00:13
We're about ready to bid on two hours of uninterrupted,
Two hours to glean an entire lifetime of parental knowledge - Old Dads 00:11
Two hours to glean an entire lifetime of parental knowledge
I don't know, but since I'm having so much fun at this "no theme" theme event - Old Dads 00:08
I don't know, but since I'm having so much fun at ...
I'm gonna start it off at $2,000, huh?! - Old Dads 00:05
I'm gonna start it off at $2,000, huh?!
Yeah! So, who's gonna have fun with me, huh? All right. - Old Dads 00:06
Yeah! So, who's gonna have fun with me, huh? All right.
Do I hear $2,100? Who's got 21? I got $2,100 right there. - Old Dads 00:06
Do I hear $2,100? Who's got 21? I got $2,100 right ther...