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Old Dads

I mean, look at it this way.You got really strong sperm

[doo-wop music continues] I mean, look at it this way.
You got really strong sperm

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I mean, look at it this way. You got really strong sperm.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:12
Uploaded
Apr 21, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
All Things Comedy,Miramax,All of Us Productions

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Movie Summary

Three best friends become fathers later in life and find themselves battling preschool principals, millennial CEOs, and anything created after 1987.
Seriously. I mean, guys our age, our cum is usually, like, asthmatic, you know, - Old Dads 00:11
Seriously. I mean, guys our age, our cum is usually, like, a...
Mike, this is gonna be great, okay? And remember, kids keep you young. - Old Dads 00:05
Mike, this is gonna be great, okay? And remember, kids keep ...
In the morning, he comes running in. "Pull my finger. Pull my finger." - Old Dads 00:08
In the morning, he comes running in. "Pull my finger. P...
How many places do you walk in and people just freak out - Old Dads 00:14
How many places do you walk in and people just freak out
Jack, you've aged ten years since Nate was born. - Old Dads 00:06
Jack, you've aged ten years since Nate was born.
Connor, I don't know what's up with you 'cause you don't fucking age. - Old Dads 00:06
Connor, I don't know what's up with you 'caus...
I don't know what kind of Botox shit you're on, - Old Dads 00:06
I don't know what kind of Botox shit you're on,
All right, dude. Ease up. Okay? I didn't fucking get you pregnant. - Old Dads 00:06
All right, dude. Ease up. Okay? I didn't fucking get yo...
Just... If you don't want the baby, just get an abortion. - Old Dads 00:06
Just... If you don't want the baby, just get an abortio...
She said she didn't wanna have kids. - Old Dads 00:05
She said she didn't wanna have kids.
You're not gonna have a heart attack. You go to the gym. - Old Dads 00:06
You're not gonna have a heart attack. You go to the gym...
[bell ringing] - Old Dads 00:06
[bell ringing]
Oh, it's for the whole community. Yeah, it's an olive tree. - Old Dads 00:05
Oh, it's for the whole community. Yeah, it's an ol...
Very drought-friendly. And an eternal symbol of peace. - Old Dads 00:05
Very drought-friendly. And an eternal symbol of peace.
I thought it'd be a nice way to cultivate the kids', uh, social-emotional growth. - Old Dads 00:07
I thought it'd be a nice way to cultivate the kids'...
But this tree is incompatible with our ecosystem. - Old Dads 00:05
But this tree is incompatible with our ecosystem.
The insects that it would attract - Old Dads 00:06
The insects that it would attract
[Lois laughing] - Old Dads 00:11
[Lois laughing]
I find it so apropos that you have brought the plant version of yourself. - Old Dads 00:06
I find it so apropos that you have brought the plant version...
But fortunately, I am here to guide you. - Old Dads 00:06
But fortunately, I am here to guide you.