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Old Dads

Fuck. Zero stars, Richie. Zero stars!- Go dodge a draft, asshole!

Fuck. Zero stars, Richie. Zero stars!
- [car horn honking] Go dodge a draft, asshole!

Full Transcript

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- Fuck. Zero stars, Richie. Zero stars! - [car horn honking]
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Go dodge a draft, asshole!
Duration
9 seconds
Views
63
Timestamp in Movie
01:26:47
Uploaded
Apr 21, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
All Things Comedy,Miramax,All of Us Productions

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Movie Summary

Three best friends become fathers later in life and find themselves battling preschool principals, millennial CEOs, and anything created after 1987.
[Connor] It's like a fucking skateboard. Just push it. Go! It's electric! - Old Dads 00:05
[Connor] It's like a fucking skateboard. Just push it. ...
Man, nobody gives a shit where you are. Get on! Come on! Come on! - Old Dads 00:06
Man, nobody gives a shit where you are. Get on! Come on! Com...
Whoo! These things are awesome. These fucking things are awesome! - Old Dads 00:06
Whoo! These things are awesome. These fucking things are awe...
[upbeat instrumental music playing] - Old Dads 00:06
[upbeat instrumental music playing]
[music fades] - Old Dads 00:07
[music fades]
[sniffles] 'Cause I messed up, buddy. I messed up. I messed up. - Old Dads 00:06
[sniffles] 'Cause I messed up, buddy. I messed up. I me...
[chuckles] - Old Dads 00:07
[chuckles]
[tender music playing] - Old Dads 00:10
[tender music playing]
Just a second. No skin-to-skin with the glitter. - Old Dads 00:05
Just a second. No skin-to-skin with the glitter.
- And you have every right to be. - [tape tearing] - Old Dads 00:07
- And you have every right to be. - [tape tearing]
And I'm so sorry I let things get the way they did between us. - Old Dads 00:06
And I'm so sorry I let things get the way they did betw...
[sniffles] - Old Dads 00:11
[sniffles]
[tender music continues] - Old Dads 00:06
[tender music continues]
And you came to this realization at a strip club? - Old Dads 00:06
And you came to this realization at a strip club?
[chuckles] - Old Dads 00:05
[chuckles]
[baby coos] - Old Dads 00:08
[baby coos]
Oh yeah. It's probably somewhere, like, in my lower intestine. - Old Dads 00:06
Oh yeah. It's probably somewhere, like, in my lower int...
Okay, okay, okay. Let's take that outside. - Old Dads 00:06
Okay, okay, okay. Let's take that outside.
In fact, anyone who is not an immediate member of the family, out. - Old Dads 00:07
In fact, anyone who is not an immediate member of the family...
Nope. [inhales deeply] - Old Dads 00:07
Nope. [inhales deeply]