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This is the best partof my day, every day. Still. And things are better now. We sent Nate...

Old Dads • 2023

[instrumental rock music playing] [Jack] This is the best part
of my day, every day. Still. And things are better now. We sent Nate to the local public school and threw a ripper down at the VFW
that raised a shitload of money for it. [cheering] [Jack] I'm sure some of the programs
aren't at the private school level, but they still play tackle football, and you can pick your kids up
whenever the fuck you get there. We never did get
our two hours with Doctor Lois. Turns out she was embezzling
all that money we raised for the school to keep her creditors at bay. {\an8}But at the end of the day,
she's a white woman, {\an8}so she's not going to jail. {\an8}She'll probably get a book deal. {\an8}Meanwhile, that crazy Ed Cameron
finally figured himself out. {\an8}He came out of the closet {\an8}and ended up marrying
the cute old guy from Judas Priest. {\an8}Mike sued the owners of Trifecta
for age discrimination, {\an8}and we got some of our equity back. Connor blew his share on a neck lift. Nice!

Full Transcript

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[instrumental rock music playing]

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[Jack] This is the best part of my day, every day. Still.

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And things are better now.

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We sent Nate to the local public school

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and threw a ripper down at the VFW that raised a shitload of money for it.

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[cheering]

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[Jack] I'm sure some of the programs aren't at the private school level,

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but they still play tackle football,

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and you can pick your kids up whenever the fuck you get there.

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We never did get our two hours with Doctor Lois.

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Turns out she was embezzling all that money we raised for the school

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to keep her creditors at bay.

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{\an8}But at the end of the day, she's a white woman,

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{\an8}so she's not going to jail.

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{\an8}She'll probably get a book deal.

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{\an8}Meanwhile, that crazy Ed Cameron finally figured himself out.

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{\an8}He came out of the closet

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{\an8}and ended up marrying the cute old guy from Judas Priest.

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{\an8}Mike sued the owners of Trifecta for age discrimination,

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{\an8}and we got some of our equity back.

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Connor blew his share on a neck lift.

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Nice!

Duration

60 seconds

Views

41

Timestamp in Movie

01:34:18

Uploaded

Apr 21, 2025

Genres

Production

All Things Comedy,Miramax,All of Us Productions

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Movie Summary

Three best friends become fathers later in life and find themselves battling preschool principals, millennial CEOs, and anything created after 1987.