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[Jack] No, like, she still has it. Like, Caitlyn has tits and a dick,
and is that why you say "they"? - [Mike] I get what you're saying.
- Look, I'm not saying I'd bang Caitlyn. But, I mean, tell me that's not
a better person to watch a game with. That's fucking Bruce Jenner. I wonder, like, every four years
when the Summer Olympics come up, who's the first one
to call Caitlyn and be like, -"You wanna watch the decathlon today?"
- Yeah. [laughs] [Travis] I feel super fucking bad
for all your wives. Let me ask you something, Travis.
You ever been married? - No, I haven't.
- Well, there you go. Why don't you go up to a Marine now
and tell him what it's like in battle? Did you set that camera up?
You fucking snitch
and is that why you say "they"? - [Mike] I get what you're saying.
- Look, I'm not saying I'd bang Caitlyn. But, I mean, tell me that's not
a better person to watch a game with. That's fucking Bruce Jenner. I wonder, like, every four years
when the Summer Olympics come up, who's the first one
to call Caitlyn and be like, -"You wanna watch the decathlon today?"
- Yeah. [laughs] [Travis] I feel super fucking bad
for all your wives. Let me ask you something, Travis.
You ever been married? - No, I haven't.
- Well, there you go. Why don't you go up to a Marine now
and tell him what it's like in battle? Did you set that camera up?
You fucking snitch
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[Jack] No, like, she still has it.
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Like, Caitlyn has tits and a dick,
and is that why you say "they"?
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- [Mike] I get what you're saying.
- Look, I'm not saying I'd bang Caitlyn.
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But, I mean, tell me that's not
a better person to watch a game with.
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That's fucking Bruce Jenner.
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I wonder, like, every four years
when the Summer Olympics come up,
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who's the first one
to call Caitlyn and be like,
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-"You wanna watch the decathlon today?"
- Yeah. [laughs]
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[Travis] I feel super fucking bad
for all your wives.
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Let me ask you something, Travis.
You ever been married?
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- No, I haven't.
- Well, there you go.
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Why don't you go up to a Marine now
and tell him what it's like in battle?
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Did you set that camera up?
You fucking snitch.
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Movie Summary
Three best friends become fathers later in life and find themselves battling preschool principals, millennial CEOs, and anything created after 1987.