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[man 1] Unfortunately, I have no idea
what that is anymore. For some reason,
I can't leave my kid in the car to run into a convenience store, but that same store
can sell him food so full of hormones he'll be able to grow a beard
by the third grade. But nobody gives a shit because they're too busy
jerking off to Internet porn. Buddy
what that is anymore. For some reason,
I can't leave my kid in the car to run into a convenience store, but that same store
can sell him food so full of hormones he'll be able to grow a beard
by the third grade. But nobody gives a shit because they're too busy
jerking off to Internet porn. Buddy
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[man 1] Unfortunately, I have no idea
what that is anymore.
00:00:04.671 --> 00:00:06.798
For some reason,
I can't leave my kid in the car
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to run into a convenience store,
00:00:08.591 --> 00:00:11.803
but that same store
can sell him food so full of hormones
00:00:11.803 --> 00:00:14.139
he'll be able to grow a beard
by the third grade.
00:00:15.515 --> 00:00:16.558
But nobody gives a shit
00:00:16.558 --> 00:00:19.102
because they're too busy
jerking off to Internet porn.
00:00:19.686 --> 00:00:20.603
Buddy.
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Movie Summary
Three best friends become fathers later in life and find themselves battling preschool principals, millennial CEOs, and anything created after 1987.