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Old Dads

- Where you going,you little cocksucker, huh?

[tires squeal]
- [car horn honks] Where you going,
you little cocksucker, huh?

Full Transcript

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- [tires squeal] - [car horn honks]
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Where you going, you little cocksucker, huh?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
78
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:09
Uploaded
Apr 21, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
All Things Comedy,Miramax,All of Us Productions

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Movie Summary

Three best friends become fathers later in life and find themselves battling preschool principals, millennial CEOs, and anything created after 1987.
When was the last time you saw one of those bastards stop at a stop sign? - Old Dads 00:05
When was the last time you saw one of those bastards stop at...
Then they get hit and frost the thing like some unforeseen tragedy happened. - Old Dads 00:06
Then they get hit and frost the thing like some unforeseen t...
[woman] Uh, we do 17-- - Old Dads 00:05
[woman] Uh, we do 17--
- You were late for pickup. - I'm sorry. There was no parking spots. - Old Dads 00:05
- You were late for pickup. - I'm sorry. There was no p...
- Daddy! Daddy! - Nate! Hey, little buddy. - Old Dads 00:05
- Daddy! Daddy! - Nate! Hey, little buddy.
- You were late for pickup. - Yeah, I told you I couldn't find a spot. - Old Dads 00:06
- You were late for pickup. - Yeah, I told you I couldn'...
Really? Well, why didn't you tell me that before I put my kid down? - Old Dads 00:06
Really? Well, why didn't you tell me that before I put ...
Well, if you'd actually read the guidebook instead of just saying you did, - Old Dads 00:08
Well, if you'd actually read the guidebook instead of j...
- Is there, like, a problem here, miss? - Well, actually-- - Old Dads 00:08
- Is there, like, a problem here, miss? - Well, actually--
Oh. Well, we here at Little Hearts and Minds - Old Dads 00:08
Oh. Well, we here at Little Hearts and Minds
And once again, you'd know that if you'd picked up the guidebook and-- - Old Dads 00:08
And once again, you'd know that if you'd picked up...
[Jack] Somebody that gives you shit for being two seconds late for pickup. - Old Dads 00:05
[Jack] Somebody that gives you shit for being two seconds la...
All right. Nothing but happiness when we go in there, okay? Awesome. - Old Dads 00:05
All right. Nothing but happiness when we go in there, okay? ...
- Hey, how was your meeting, honey? - Oh, it was good! How was pickup? - Old Dads 00:05
- Hey, how was your meeting, honey? - Oh, it was good! How w...
Uneventful? I just got off the phone with Doctor Lois Shmieckel-Turner. - Old Dads 00:06
Uneventful? I just got off the phone with Doctor Lois Shmiec...
What is uneventful about calling Nate's principal a stumpy "C"? - Old Dads 00:06
What is uneventful about calling Nate's principal a stu...
If you saw the way she was talking to me, it was a perfectly normal response. - Old Dads 00:06
If you saw the way she was talking to me, it was a perfectly...
[TV playing] - Old Dads 00:06
[TV playing]
Okay, she was talking to me like some deadbeat dad - Old Dads 00:06
Okay, she was talking to me like some deadbeat dad
This has everything to do with our son's academic future. - Old Dads 00:05
This has everything to do with our son's academic futur...