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Old Dads

You know what? I give you two-to-one there's no more baby,and there's no more Britney

You know what? I give you two-to-one there's no more baby,
and there's no more Britney

Full Transcript

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You know what? I give you two-to-one
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there's no more baby, and there's no more Britney.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:20
Uploaded
Apr 21, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
All Things Comedy,Miramax,All of Us Productions

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Movie Summary

Three best friends become fathers later in life and find themselves battling preschool principals, millennial CEOs, and anything created after 1987.
[scoffs] Ford Fusion SEL, fully loaded. - Old Dads 00:05
[scoffs] Ford Fusion SEL, fully loaded.
Delivered straight to my door. You wanna take it for a spin? - Old Dads 00:05
Delivered straight to my door. You wanna take it for a spin?
Me? Nah, I'm good. I'll just rent one the next time I go to Tampa. - Old Dads 00:05
Me? Nah, I'm good. I'll just rent one the next tim...
Why can't I be raising the kid and have the car of my dreams? - Old Dads 00:06
Why can't I be raising the kid and have the car of my d...
And pick up a Boyz II Men pinball machine on eBay. - Old Dads 00:05
And pick up a Boyz II Men pinball machine on eBay.
Well, fuck those people because I'm doing it. Huh? - Old Dads 00:06
Well, fuck those people because I'm doing it. Huh?
[laughs] - Old Dads 00:07
[laughs]
We get the booze at cost, and that just leaves the entertainment and the auction. - Old Dads 00:06
We get the booze at cost, and that just leaves the entertain...
Finger-banging for days. Miami Vice! - Old Dads 00:08
Finger-banging for days. Miami Vice!
Yeah. No socks. Remember? You fold over the pant, roll it up. - Old Dads 00:05
Yeah. No socks. Remember? You fold over the pant, roll it up...
How about "We Are the World"? That's an interesting song. Right? - Old Dads 00:06
How about "We Are the World"? That's an inter...
Deals with Africa. We got a lot of Black kids in the school. - Old Dads 00:05
Deals with Africa. We got a lot of Black kids in the school.
Uh-- Wha-- I... I mean, I guess it is kind of inclusive. - Old Dads 00:07
Uh-- Wha-- I... I mean, I guess it is kind of inclusive.
Inclusive adjacent, but some of us weren't even born in the '80s. - Old Dads 00:06
Inclusive adjacent, but some of us weren't even born in...
You know? Like, our whole vibe here at this school and this whole community - Old Dads 00:09
You know? Like, our whole vibe here at this school and this ...
I've got it. What about the United States of Gender? - Old Dads 00:05
I've got it. What about the United States of Gender?
We could have an entirely trans waitstaff. It'd be great! - Old Dads 00:05
We could have an entirely trans waitstaff. It'd be grea...
Okay. Wait, guys. There's gonna be a lot of different people here at this party. - Old Dads 00:05
Okay. Wait, guys. There's gonna be a lot of different p...
Maybe we should try to keep it a little more mainstream. - Old Dads 00:05
Maybe we should try to keep it a little more mainstream.
I don't know, like, you know, not turn it into, like, a tranny bar. - Old Dads 00:06
I don't know, like, you know, not turn it into, like, a...