"Old School" quotes
Three friends attempt to recapture their glory days by opening up a fraternity near their alma mater.
Director: Todd Phillips
Writer: Court Crandall, Todd Phillips, Scot Armstrong
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 2003
MetaScore: 54/100
ImdbRating: 7.1
BoxOffice: $75,585,093
Released: 21 Feb 2003
Awards: 5 nominations
80 Clips
00:11 The sunshine state
00:19 That's a piece of crap
00:32 You won't be laughing when someone prematurely pops in...
00:14 It takes a man to give away an angel
00:16 Didn't we lock you in the dumpster one time
00:33 'cause you won't be laughing when somebody...
00:29 What are you gonna do
00:19 This is me leaving
00:22 This is my house
01:00 Who are these people
00:19 From the guy who probably won't get in
00:35 I didn't know that
00:17 We've been waiting all semester for you to ask us
00:10 You're the lady
00:16 Mitch is a lawyer
00:18 I'd like to jump in and take that one
00:22 Good luck to everybody
00:21 You are beautiful
00:19 For the Godfather
00:21 That party that we had last night has given us a lot of...
00:17 So what are you
00:45 Girls love a guy who's in your situation
00:16 All I want to do is get some fucking sleep
00:27 I fuckin' need you more than ever
00:29 He left me with a little something called herpes
00:37 An old navy vet who hangs around my store a lot
00:31 Can you earmuff for me
00:18 Do I seem like a happy guy to you
00:13 You think KFC is still open
00:27 The house has been boarded up
00:13 All we are is dust in the wind
00:59 Can you earmuff it for me
00:36 This is a very special occasion
00:28 I'm cool either way
00:22 So what do you guys like better
00:12 I'm here for the gangbang
00:11 He looks glorious
00:25 You already work at Red Lobster
00:28 I'm sorry I didn't call you on your birthday
00:32 I wasn't looking for a girl like that
01:13 Which I then gave to the dog
00:11 Bring your green hat
00:25 You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hangout with...
01:18 Now for those of you who don't know who Mitch Martin is
00:55 You may be asking yourself
00:44 If that would be agreeable
00:15 What do you think
00:45 Whose life is ruined
00:15 Don't say sorry to me
00:16 That's how you do it
00:34 But it's not exactly street legal
00:27 What's going on
00:20 How come there's no ice in my lemonade
00:40 Because this is a very big idea
00:23 It's not your fault
00:48 What the hell are you doing
00:45 Frank's divorced
00:11 It's a motherfucker
00:26 You gotta fucking dart in your neck
01:11 I got a student alt rock band coming on next
00:41 I see you guys haven't changed much
00:21 A little housewarming gift
00:39 Tell me this is the first time this has ever happened
03:05 Ladies and gentleman
00:32 We're going streaking
00:19 Are you sure you're ok with this
01:37 What kind of gun is this
00:18 Fill it up again
00:57 This is a serious situation
02:40 This is a safe place
00:59 I told my wife I wouldn't drink tonight
00:41 Do you trust that I do not want to see you die here tonight
00:55 And all I want to do is get some fucking sleep
00:57 True love is hard to find
Cast
Mitch - Luke Wilson
Frank - Will Ferrell
Beanie - Vince Vaughn
Pritchard - Jeremy Piven
Nicole - Ellen Pompeo