"Old School" quotes

Old School poster
Three friends attempt to recapture their glory days by opening up a fraternity near their alma mater.

Director: Todd Phillips
Writer: Court Crandall, Todd Phillips, Scot Armstrong
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 2003
MetaScore: 54/100
ImdbRating: 7.1
BoxOffice: $75,585,093
Released: 21 Feb 2003
Awards: 5 nominations

80 Clips

The sunshine state - Old School 00:11
The sunshine state
That's a piece of crap - Old School 00:19
That's a piece of crap
You won't be laughing when someone prematurely pops in your face - Old School 00:32
You won't be laughing when someone prematurely pops in your...
It takes a man to give away an angel - Old School 00:14
It takes a man to give away an angel
Didn't we lock you in the dumpster one time - Old School 00:16
Didn't we lock you in the dumpster one time
'cause you won't be laughing when somebody prematurely pops in your face - Old School 00:33
'cause you won't be laughing when somebody prematurely pops...
What are you gonna do - Old School 00:29
What are you gonna do
This is me leaving - Old School 00:19
This is me leaving
This is my house - Old School 00:22
This is my house
Who are these people - Old School 01:00
Who are these people
From the guy who probably won't get in - Old School 00:19
From the guy who probably won't get in
I didn't know that - Old School 00:35
I didn't know that
We've been waiting all semester for you to ask us - Old School 00:17
We've been waiting all semester for you to ask us
You're the lady - Old School 00:10
You're the lady
Mitch is a lawyer - Old School 00:16
Mitch is a lawyer
I'd like to jump in and take that one - Old School 00:18
I'd like to jump in and take that one
If you don't mind - Old School 00:18
If you don't mind
Good luck to everybody - Old School 00:22
Good luck to everybody
You are beautiful - Old School 00:21
You are beautiful
For the Godfather - Old School 00:19
For the Godfather
And don't worry - Old School 00:19
And don't worry
That party that we had last night has given us a lot of street cred - Old School 00:21
That party that we had last night has given us a lot of...
So what are you - Old School 00:17
So what are you
Girls love a guy who's in your situation - Old School 00:45
Girls love a guy who's in your situation
All I want to do is get some fucking sleep - Old School 00:16
All I want to do is get some fucking sleep
I fuckin' need you more than ever - Old School 00:27
I fuckin' need you more than ever
He left me with a little something called herpes - Old School 00:29
He left me with a little something called herpes
An old navy vet who hangs around my store a lot - Old School 00:37
An old navy vet who hangs around my store a lot
Can you earmuff for me - Old School 00:31
Can you earmuff for me
Do I seem like a happy guy to you - Old School 00:18
Do I seem like a happy guy to you
You think KFC is still open - Old School 00:13
You think KFC is still open
The house has been boarded up - Old School 00:27
The house has been boarded up
All we are is dust in the wind - Old School 00:13
All we are is dust in the wind
Can you earmuff it for me - Old School 00:59
Can you earmuff it for me
This is a very special occasion - Old School 00:36
This is a very special occasion
This is his damn house - Old School 00:36
This is his damn house
I'm cool either way - Old School 00:28
I'm cool either way
So what do you guys like better - Old School 00:22
So what do you guys like better
I'm here for the gangbang - Old School 00:12
I'm here for the gangbang
He looks glorious - Old School 00:11
He looks glorious
You already work at Red Lobster - Old School 00:25
You already work at Red Lobster
I'm sorry I didn't call you on your birthday - Old School 00:28
I'm sorry I didn't call you on your birthday
What do you mean - Old School 00:28
What do you mean
I wasn't looking for a girl like that - Old School 00:32
I wasn't looking for a girl like that
Which I then gave to the dog - Old School 01:13
Which I then gave to the dog
Bring your green hat - Old School 00:11
Bring your green hat
You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hangout with nineteen year old girls everyday - Old School 00:25
You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hangout with...
Now for those of you who don't know who Mitch Martin is - Old School 01:18
Now for those of you who don't know who Mitch Martin is
You may be asking yourself - Old School 00:55
You may be asking yourself
If that would be agreeable - Old School 00:44
If that would be agreeable
What do you think - Old School 00:15
What do you think
Whose life is ruined - Old School 00:45
Whose life is ruined
Don't say sorry to me - Old School 00:15
Don't say sorry to me
Say it to the baby - Old School 00:15
Say it to the baby
That's how you do it - Old School 00:16
That's how you do it
But it's not exactly street legal - Old School 00:34
But it's not exactly street legal
What's going on - Old School 00:27
What's going on
How come there's no ice in my lemonade - Old School 00:20
How come there's no ice in my lemonade
Because this is a very big idea - Old School 00:40
Because this is a very big idea
It's not your fault - Old School 00:23
It's not your fault
What the hell are you doing - Old School 00:48
What the hell are you doing
Frank's divorced - Old School 00:45
Frank's divorced
It's a motherfucker - Old School 00:11
It's a motherfucker
You gotta fucking dart in your neck - Old School 00:26
You gotta fucking dart in your neck
I got a student alt rock band coming on next - Old School 01:11
I got a student alt rock band coming on next
I see you guys haven't changed much - Old School 00:41
I see you guys haven't changed much
A little housewarming gift - Old School 00:21
A little housewarming gift
Tell me this is the first time this has ever happened - Old School 00:39
Tell me this is the first time this has ever happened
Ladies and gentleman - Old School 03:05
Ladies and gentleman
We're going streaking - Old School 00:32
We're going streaking
What are you doing - Old School 00:32
What are you doing
Are you sure you're ok with this - Old School 00:19
Are you sure you're ok with this
What kind of gun is this - Old School 01:37
What kind of gun is this
Fill it up again - Old School 00:18
Fill it up again
This is a serious situation - Old School 00:57
This is a serious situation
This is a safe place - Old School 02:40
This is a safe place
I told my wife I wouldn't drink tonight - Old School 00:59
I told my wife I wouldn't drink tonight
Do you trust that I do not want to see you die here tonight - Old School 00:41
Do you trust that I do not want to see you die here tonight
And all I want to do is get some fucking sleep - Old School 00:55
And all I want to do is get some fucking sleep
True love is hard to find - Old School 00:57
True love is hard to find

Cast

Mitch - Luke Wilson
Frank - Will Ferrell
Beanie - Vince Vaughn
Pritchard - Jeremy Piven
Nicole - Ellen Pompeo
Marissa - Perrey Reeves
Walsh - Matt Walsh
Booker - Artie Lange
Megan - Sara Tanaka
Mr. Springbrook - Harve Presnell
Julie - Phe Caplan
Erica - Sarah Shahi
Wedding Singer - Dan Finnerty
Caterer - Ashley Jones
Waiter - Bryan Callen
Gang Bang Guy - Todd Phillips
Taxi Driver - Stuart Cornfeld
Jeanie - Lisa Donatz
Convention Speaker - David Moreland
Priest - Chris Hendrie
Archer's Wife - Rachel Winfree
Mindy - Nathalie Fay
Naked Woman - Kristina Hughes
Naked Man - Nicholas Hosking
Amanda - Sara Bryan
Amanda - Sydney Bryan
Student #1 - Noel Gugliemi
Student #2 - Robert Baker
Marissa's Dad - Bob Lazar
Professor - Arthur Taxier
The Dan Band - Darryl Armbruster
The Dan Band - Gene Reed
The Dan Band - David Arana
The Dan Band - David Hughes
The Dan Band - Marc Thaldorf
The Dan Band - Jimi Englund
Self - Snoop Dogg
Self - Warren G
Self - Kokane
Weensie - Jerod Mixon
Spanish - Rick Gonzalez
Warren - Rob Corddry
Mr. Ma - Raymond Ma
Budnick - Jesse Heiman
Gonzo - Joe Gonzales
Jarvi - Jake Jarvi
Airplane Ticket Buyer - Allen Bloomfield
Teacher - Ray Buffer
College Student - Candice T. Cain
Wedding Guest - Katie Carlin
Trustee - Ellen Cleghorne
Man at Conference - Al Collado
Barry - Oral Sex Instructor - Andy Dick
Pledge - Amos Goss
College Student - Erin Grindler
Party Girl - Katie Harker
Church Organist - Josephine Hinds
Attorney at Meeting - Dava Hulsey
Mother at Pool Party - Heide Lytle
College Student - Devin McGovern
Goldberg - Terry O'Quinn
Extra - Trent Olsen
Marissa's Brother - Jami Philbrick
College Student - Dina Rosenmeier
College Student - Robert Scheid
Big Shev - Todd Shevchik
Hotel Guest - Ray Uhler
Bullpen Pledge - David Michael White
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