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Old School poster
Three friends attempt to recapture their glory days by opening up a fraternity near their alma mater.

Director: Todd Phillips
Writer: Court Crandall, Todd Phillips, Scot Armstrong
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 2003
MetaScore: 54/100
ImdbRating: 7.1
BoxOffice: $75,585,093
Released: 21 Feb 2003
Awards: 5 nominations
The sunshine state - Old School 00:11 The sunshine state That's a piece of crap - Old School 00:19 That's a piece of crap You won't be laughing when someone prematurely pops in your face - Old School 00:32 You won't be laughing when someone prematurely pops in... It takes a man to give away an angel - Old School 00:14 It takes a man to give away an angel Didn't we lock you in the dumpster one time - Old School 00:16 Didn't we lock you in the dumpster one time 'cause you won't be laughing when somebody prematurely pops in your face - Old School 00:33 'cause you won't be laughing when somebody... What are you gonna do - Old School 00:29 What are you gonna do This is me leaving - Old School 00:19 This is me leaving This is my house - Old School 00:22 This is my house Who are these people - Old School 01:00 Who are these people From the guy who probably won't get in - Old School 00:19 From the guy who probably won't get in I didn't know that - Old School 00:35 I didn't know that We've been waiting all semester for you to ask us - Old School 00:17 We've been waiting all semester for you to ask us You're the lady - Old School 00:10 You're the lady Mitch is a lawyer - Old School 00:16 Mitch is a lawyer I'd like to jump in and take that one - Old School 00:18 I'd like to jump in and take that one Good luck to everybody - Old School 00:22 Good luck to everybody You are beautiful - Old School 00:21 You are beautiful For the Godfather - Old School 00:19 For the Godfather That party that we had last night has given us a lot of street cred - Old School 00:21 That party that we had last night has given us a lot of... So what are you - Old School 00:17 So what are you Girls love a guy who's in your situation - Old School 00:45 Girls love a guy who's in your situation All I want to do is get some fucking sleep - Old School 00:16 All I want to do is get some fucking sleep I fuckin' need you more than ever - Old School 00:27 I fuckin' need you more than ever He left me with a little something called herpes - Old School 00:29 He left me with a little something called herpes An old navy vet who hangs around my store a lot - Old School 00:37 An old navy vet who hangs around my store a lot Can you earmuff for me - Old School 00:31 Can you earmuff for me Do I seem like a happy guy to you - Old School 00:18 Do I seem like a happy guy to you You think KFC is still open - Old School 00:13 You think KFC is still open The house has been boarded up - Old School 00:27 The house has been boarded up All we are is dust in the wind - Old School 00:13 All we are is dust in the wind Can you earmuff it for me - Old School 00:59 Can you earmuff it for me This is a very special occasion - Old School 00:36 This is a very special occasion I'm cool either way - Old School 00:28 I'm cool either way So what do you guys like better - Old School 00:22 So what do you guys like better I'm here for the gangbang - Old School 00:12 I'm here for the gangbang He looks glorious - Old School 00:11 He looks glorious You already work at Red Lobster - Old School 00:25 You already work at Red Lobster I'm sorry I didn't call you on your birthday - Old School 00:28 I'm sorry I didn't call you on your birthday I wasn't looking for a girl like that - Old School 00:32 I wasn't looking for a girl like that Which I then gave to the dog - Old School 01:13 Which I then gave to the dog Bring your green hat - Old School 00:11 Bring your green hat You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hangout with nineteen year old girls everyday - Old School 00:25 You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hangout with... Now for those of you who don't know who Mitch Martin is - Old School 01:18 Now for those of you who don't know who Mitch Martin is You may be asking yourself - Old School 00:55 You may be asking yourself If that would be agreeable - Old School 00:44 If that would be agreeable What do you think - Old School 00:15 What do you think Whose life is ruined - Old School 00:45 Whose life is ruined Don't say sorry to me - Old School 00:15 Don't say sorry to me That's how you do it - Old School 00:16 That's how you do it But it's not exactly street legal - Old School 00:34 But it's not exactly street legal What's going on - Old School 00:27 What's going on How come there's no ice in my lemonade - Old School 00:20 How come there's no ice in my lemonade Because this is a very big idea - Old School 00:40 Because this is a very big idea It's not your fault - Old School 00:23 It's not your fault What the hell are you doing - Old School 00:48 What the hell are you doing Frank's divorced - Old School 00:45 Frank's divorced It's a motherfucker - Old School 00:11 It's a motherfucker You gotta fucking dart in your neck - Old School 00:26 You gotta fucking dart in your neck I got a student alt rock band coming on next - Old School 01:11 I got a student alt rock band coming on next I see you guys haven't changed much - Old School 00:41 I see you guys haven't changed much A little housewarming gift - Old School 00:21 A little housewarming gift Tell me this is the first time this has ever happened - Old School 00:39 Tell me this is the first time this has ever happened Ladies and gentleman - Old School 03:05 Ladies and gentleman We're going streaking - Old School 00:32 We're going streaking Are you sure you're ok with this - Old School 00:19 Are you sure you're ok with this What kind of gun is this - Old School 01:37 What kind of gun is this Fill it up again - Old School 00:18 Fill it up again This is a serious situation - Old School 00:57 This is a serious situation This is a safe place - Old School 02:40 This is a safe place I told my wife I wouldn't drink tonight - Old School 00:59 I told my wife I wouldn't drink tonight Do you trust that I do not want to see you die here tonight - Old School 00:41 Do you trust that I do not want to see you die here tonight And all I want to do is get some fucking sleep - Old School 00:55 And all I want to do is get some fucking sleep True love is hard to find - Old School 00:57 True love is hard to find

Cast

Mitch - Luke Wilson
Frank - Will Ferrell
Beanie - Vince Vaughn
Pritchard - Jeremy Piven
Nicole - Ellen Pompeo