The secret to a good BJ is focus. I don't care if we're talking about your husband of 10...
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Barry, Oral Sex Instructor:
The secret to a good BJ is focus. I don't care if we're talking about your husband of 10 years or just some hot sailor you met at TJI Fridays a couple of months ago who never did call me back but did leave me with a little something called herpes... which I then gave to the dog. But that's neither here nor there. Grab your vegetables!
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Who never did call me back.
But did leave me
with a little something called "herpes."
Which I then gave to the dog.
But that's neither here nor there.
Grab your vegetables.
Who's hungry? Who's hungry?
Come on. Is this guy for real?
Yeah, he's fine. He's the best there is.
Ladies, our thumbs are down,
our wrists are flexed,
and we're positioning ourselves
for insertion.
Ready? Do it.
Good, Marissa.
You can use a little teeth,
but you don't want to be a biter.
You're gonna do the work, ladies.
These carrots
won't ejaculate themselves.
Get into it. Very good.
Good. Good. Not so good.
Please, you're not Romulus
sucking on the teats of the mother wolf.
If you know your Greek mythology.
We are giving head,
not breast-feeding
from a mythological beast.
Clip duration: 73 seconds
Views: 320
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 10 January, 2021
Genres: comedy
Summary: Three friends attempt to recapture their glory days by opening up a fraternity near their alma mater.
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00:32 I wasn't looking for a girl like that
00:28 I'm sorry I didn't call you on your birthday
00:25 You already work at Red Lobster
00:11 He looks glorious
00:12 I'm here for the gangbang
00:22 So what do you guys like better
00:28 I'm cool either way
00:36 This is a very special occasion
00:59 Can you earmuff it for me
00:13 All we are is dust in the wind
00:27 The house has been boarded up
00:13 You think KFC is still open
00:18 Do I seem like a happy guy to you
00:31 Can you earmuff for me
00:37 An old navy vet who hangs around my store a lot
00:29 He left me with a little something called herpes
00:27 I fuckin' need you more than ever
00:16 All I want to do is get some fucking sleep
00:45 Girls love a guy who's in your situation
00:17 So what are you