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On Becoming a God in Central Florida

I bet you thinkI was pants-less for the first 44years of my life

I bet you think
I was pants-less for the first 44
years of my life

Full Transcript

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I bet you think I was pants-less
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for the first 44 years of my life.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:12
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Season
1
Episode
10
Genres
comedy
Production
Komuna,Dream Company

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Movie Summary

In 1992 Central Florida, a minimum-wage water park employee lies, schemes, and cons her way up the ranks of the cultish, multibillion-dollar pyramid scheme that drove her family to ruin.
S01 • E01 [Krystal] Oh, no, what I'm saying - On Becoming a God in Central Florida 00:05
[Krystal] Oh, no, what I'm saying
S01 • E05 Now, this book is a plan to franchise Splashercize - On Becoming a God in Central Florida 00:07
Now, this book is a plan to franchise Splashercize
S01 • E09 Quid pro quo. It's Latin. - On Becoming a God in Central Florida 00:04
Quid pro quo. It's Latin.
S01 • E04 What we're listening to when we die-- - On Becoming a God in Central Florida 00:07
What we're listening to when we die--
S01 • E01 [Founders rep] [on phone] Ma'am, your husband was not - On Becoming a God in Central Florida 00:05
[Founders rep] [on phone] Ma'am, your husband was not
S01 • E10 [chatter continues indistinctly] - On Becoming a God in Central Florida 00:08
[chatter continues indistinctly]
S01 • E05 Now, any idiot can see - On Becoming a God in Central Florida 00:04
Now, any idiot can see
S01 • E06 We're going to our families because of this man. - On Becoming a God in Central Florida 00:05
We're going to our families because of this man.
S01 • E05 And, Mr. Obie Garbeau II, I know you're no idiot. - On Becoming a God in Central Florida 00:06
And, Mr. Obie Garbeau II, I know you're no idiot.
S01 • E04 I should go. [laughs] - On Becoming a God in Central Florida 00:05
I should go. [laughs]
S01 • E06 We need more people like you in America. - On Becoming a God in Central Florida 00:04
We need more people like you in America.
S01 • E01 I can say with some confidence - On Becoming a God in Central Florida 00:07
I can say with some confidence
S01 • E05 The best part is, you don't even need to lift a pinky. - On Becoming a God in Central Florida 00:05
The best part is, you don't even need to lift a pinky.
S01 • E06 [indistinct police radio chatter] - On Becoming a God in Central Florida 00:06
[indistinct police radio chatter]
S01 • E03 -♪ Ding-dong ♪ -♪ Ding-dong ♪ - On Becoming a God in Central Florida 00:15
-♪ Ding-dong ♪ -♪ Ding-dong ♪
S01 • E04 To help people die better. - On Becoming a God in Central Florida 00:05
To help people die better.
S01 • E09 I was at the top of FAM, - On Becoming a God in Central Florida 00:06
I was at the top of FAM,
S01 • E01 [sighs] - On Becoming a God in Central Florida 00:05
[sighs]
S01 • E05 ♪ upbeat music ♪ - On Becoming a God in Central Florida 00:11
♪ upbeat music ♪
S01 • E09 That didn't stop Obie from parading me around - On Becoming a God in Central Florida 00:06
That didn't stop Obie from parading me around