Fuck these animals stink! *Bring me a washcloth!*
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Walters:
ACTION! Michael Jennings:
[to the cardholder]
Lift the cards up, I *can't* see them down there! Michael Jennings:
[to the camera, in a charming, but insincere tone]
Every year, hundreds of thousands of porcupine caribou make their way down from the Ogilvy Mountains to the coastal plains of Alaska. The come to feed off the tundra grasses, and to have their children. Children like, these little guys right here. [pets the caribou] Michael Jennings:
You see, we At Aegis Oil believe in protecting our natural treasures. We believe in keeping them safe, for future generations to enjoy. After all, the Earth, is our home too. Who cares? We do. At Aegis Oil. Walters:
CUT! Michael Jennings:
[Standing next to a caribou]
Fuck these animals stink! *Bring me a washcloth!*
ACTION! Michael Jennings:
[to the cardholder]
Lift the cards up, I *can't* see them down there! Michael Jennings:
[to the camera, in a charming, but insincere tone]
Every year, hundreds of thousands of porcupine caribou make their way down from the Ogilvy Mountains to the coastal plains of Alaska. The come to feed off the tundra grasses, and to have their children. Children like, these little guys right here. [pets the caribou] Michael Jennings:
You see, we At Aegis Oil believe in protecting our natural treasures. We believe in keeping them safe, for future generations to enjoy. After all, the Earth, is our home too. Who cares? We do. At Aegis Oil. Walters:
CUT! Michael Jennings:
[Standing next to a caribou]
Fuck these animals stink! *Bring me a washcloth!*
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Lift the cards up I can't see them down there
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Every year
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Hundreds of thousands of porcupine caribou
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Make their way down from the Ogilvie mountains
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To the coastal plains of Alaska
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They come to feed off the tundra grasses
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And to have their children
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Children like these little guys
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Right here
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You see we at aegis oll believe
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In protecting our natural treasures
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We believe in keeping them safe
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For future generations to enjoy
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After all
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The earth is our home too
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Who cares
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We do at aegis oll
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Cut
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Fuck these animals stink Bring me a washcloth
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Movie Summary
A mystical martial artist/environmental Agent takes on a ruthless oil corporation.
Actors
Walters
Michael Jennings
