"On Her Majesty's Secret Service" quotes

On Her Majesty's Secret Service poster
James Bond woos a mob boss' daughter and goes undercover to uncover the true reason for Ernst Stavro Blofeld's allergy research in the Swiss Alps involving beautiful women from around the wo... Read all

Director: Peter R. Hunt
Writer: Simon Raven, Richard Maibaum, Ian Fleming
Production: Danjaq Productions
Year: 1969
MetaScore: 61/100
ImdbRating: 6.7
BoxOffice: $22,774,493
Released: 19 Dec 1969
Awards: 1 win & 4 nominations

61 Clips

I've been saying for years - On Her Majesty's Secret Service 01:03
I've been saying for years
It is time for our massage - On Her Majesty's Secret Service 00:12
It is time for our massage
Is anything ze matter - On Her Majesty's Secret Service 00:22
Is anything ze matter
I'm superstitious - On Her Majesty's Secret Service 00:16
I'm superstitious
I'm Sir Hillary Bray - On Her Majesty's Secret Service 03:08
I'm Sir Hillary Bray
I'm relieving you from Operation Bedlam - On Her Majesty's Secret Service 01:07
I'm relieving you from Operation Bedlam
I will tell you what to do - On Her Majesty's Secret Service 00:46
I will tell you what to do
I used to hate chicken - On Her Majesty's Secret Service 00:25
I used to hate chicken
I know that we haven't always exactly seen - On Her Majesty's Secret Service 00:34
I know that we haven't always exactly seen
I know I'll never find another woman like you - On Her Majesty's Secret Service 00:20
I know I'll never find another woman like you
I hope my big end will stand up to this - On Her Majesty's Secret Service 00:15
I hope my big end will stand up to this
I find her fascinating - On Her Majesty's Secret Service 00:35
I find her fascinating
You've got sharp eyes and beautiful   ear lobes - On Her Majesty's Secret Service 00:17
You've got sharp eyes and beautiful ear lobes
You're very sure of yourself - On Her Majesty's Secret Service 00:30
You're very sure of yourself
You're hurting me - On Her Majesty's Secret Service 00:19
You're hurting me
You perverse British - On Her Majesty's Secret Service 00:17
You perverse British
You must give me the name of your oculist - On Her Majesty's Secret Service 00:15
You must give me the name of your oculist
You know your perfumes - On Her Majesty's Secret Service 00:32
You know your perfumes
I was always taught that mistakes should be remedied - On Her Majesty's Secret Service 00:25
I was always taught that mistakes should be remedied
He's branched off - On Her Majesty's Secret Service 00:11
He's branched off
Her Majesty's Secret Service - On Her Majesty's Secret Service 00:58
Her Majesty's Secret Service
Her Majesty's Secret Service is still my job - On Her Majesty's Secret Service 00:40
Her Majesty's Secret Service is still my job
He had a lot of guts - On Her Majesty's Secret Service 00:11
He had a lot of guts
Genealogy is all about ancestors and families - On Her Majesty's Secret Service 01:44
Genealogy is all about ancestors and families
For the time being - On Her Majesty's Secret Service 00:20
For the time being
Do you understand - On Her Majesty's Secret Service 00:50
Do you understand
Contessa Teresa - On Her Majesty's Secret Service 00:51
Contessa Teresa
Behind her bravado - On Her Majesty's Secret Service 00:40
Behind her bravado
At least not until we've had a drink - On Her Majesty's Secret Service 00:23
At least not until we've had a drink
Allergy vaccines - On Her Majesty's Secret Service 01:35
Allergy vaccines
A martini for our guest - On Her Majesty's Secret Service 00:12
A martini for our guest
You have connections not open to me - On Her Majesty's Secret Service 00:47
You have connections not open to me
Why are they looking for you - On Her Majesty's Secret Service 00:18
Why are they looking for you
Where have you been - On Her Majesty's Secret Service 00:49
Where have you been
Where are you going - On Her Majesty's Secret Service 00:37
Where are you going
When we authorize a coat of arms - On Her Majesty's Secret Service 00:54
When we authorize a coat of arms
What would I do without you - On Her Majesty's Secret Service 00:22
What would I do without you
What will you drink sir - On Her Majesty's Secret Service 00:18
What will you drink sir
We have all the time in the world - On Her Majesty's Secret Service 00:33
We have all the time in the world
We do look like an ad for a flower shop - On Her Majesty's Secret Service 00:15
We do look like an ad for a flower shop
We didn't even stop for the prize - On Her Majesty's Secret Service 00:14
We didn't even stop for the prize
Very nice to me - On Her Majesty's Secret Service 00:36
Very nice to me
Unusually small for a Nymphalis polychloros - On Her Majesty's Secret Service 00:27
Unusually small for a Nymphalis polychloros
This never happened to the other fellow - On Her Majesty's Secret Service 00:15
This never happened to the other fellow
The only thing you need know about me is that I pay my debts - On Her Majesty's Secret Service 00:25
The only thing you need know about me is that I pay my debts
The guest is not to be disturbed - On Her Majesty's Secret Service 00:42
The guest is not to be disturbed
The dame can't pay up - On Her Majesty's Secret Service 00:30
The dame can't pay up
Take me to the Alpine Room - On Her Majesty's Secret Service 00:45
Take me to the Alpine Room
Sorry about the accommodations - On Her Majesty's Secret Service 00:21
Sorry about the accommodations
Provide him with the usual comforts - On Her Majesty's Secret Service 00:14
Provide him with the usual comforts
Our methods are very exacting - On Her Majesty's Secret Service 00:49
Our methods are very exacting
Once they're warned - On Her Majesty's Secret Service 00:54
Once they're warned
On the day you marry her - On Her Majesty's Secret Service 00:56
On the day you marry her
O Master of the World - On Her Majesty's Secret Service 00:55
O Master of the World
Never mind that - On Her Majesty's Secret Service 00:18
Never mind that
My apologies for the way you were brought here - On Her Majesty's Secret Service 00:38
My apologies for the way you were brought here
Miss Moneypenny - On Her Majesty's Secret Service 00:42
Miss Moneypenny
Maybe he didn't see me - On Her Majesty's Secret Service 00:21
Maybe he didn't see me
Look's like we've hit the rush hour - On Her Majesty's Secret Service 00:14
Look's like we've hit the rush hour
Just keep my martini cool - On Her Majesty's Secret Service 00:12
Just keep my martini cool
I've taught you to love chickens - On Her Majesty's Secret Service 00:18
I've taught you to love chickens

Cast

James Bond - George Lazenby
Tracy - Diana Rigg
Blofeld - Telly Savalas
Irma Bunt - Ilse Steppat
Moneypenny - Lois Maxwell
Sir Hilary Bray - George Baker
Campbell - Bernard Horsfall
Grunther - Yuri Borienko
Toussaint - Geoffrey Cheshire
Che Che - Irvin Allen
Hammond - John Gay
Gebrüder Gumbold - James Bree
The Scandinavian Girl - Julie Ege
The Chinese Girl - Mona Chong
The Jamaican Girl - Sylvana Henriques
The American Girl (as Dani Sheridan) - Sally Sheridan
The English Girl - Joanna Lumley
The Indian Girl - Zaheera
The Australian Girl - Anouska Hempel
The German Girl - Ingrid Back
The Israeli Girl - Helena Ronee
The Irish Girl - Jenny Hanley
Piz Gloria Guard - Sam Ammon
Waitress - Carol Barnes
Pussy Galore (archive footage) - Honor Blackman
Piz Gloria Guard - David Brandon
Extra in Casino - Shakira Caine
Waiter - George Cooper
Piz Gloria Henchman - George Lane Cooper
Draco's Helicopter Pilot - John Crewdson
Draco (voice) - David de Keyser
Allergy Patient Piz Gloria - Judy Geeson
Blofeld's Man - Thomas Gould
Draco's Driver - Richard Graydon
Aide to Sir Hilary Bray - Brian Grellis
Waiter - Reg Harding
Man Reflected in Universal Export Sign - Peter R. Hunt
Hall Porter - Dudley Jones
Strangled SPECTRE Skier - George Leech
Chef de Jeu Hussier - Martin Leyden
Baccarat Player - Bessie Love
Janitor - Norman McGlen
Kleff, Draco's Man - Bill Morgan
Piz Gloria Guard - Willy Oehrli
Fiona Volpe (archive footage) - Luciana Paluzzi
Greek Tycoon - Steve Plytas
Casino Guest - Lenny Rabin
Casino Baccarat Official - Robert Rietty
Piz Gloria Guard - Andreas Schlunegger
Piz Gloria Guard - Hans Schlunegger
American Guest - Elliott Sullivan
Waiter - Salli Tomaso
Various (voice) - Nikki Van der Zyl
Piz Gloria Receptionist - Joseph Vasa
Hotel Bell Boy in Estoril - José Diogo Vieira
Piz Gloria Guard - Rudi Wehren
Manuel - Brian Worth
Piz Gloria Guard - Bruno Zryd
Piz Gloria Guard - Stefan Zürcher