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On the Count of Three

And if any of you knewhow to help me by now, you would have fucking done it

And if any of you knew
how to help me by now, you would have fucking done it

Full Transcript

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And if any of you knew how to help me by now,
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you would have fucking done it.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
56
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:03
Uploaded
May 04, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Valparaiso Pictures,Werner Entertainment,Morningside Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Jerrod Carmichael makes his directorial debut and stars in On the Count of Three, a darkly comic feature about two best friends, Val (Carmichael) and Kevin (Christopher Abbott), on the last day of their lives.
And why... why the fuck are you guys - On the Count of Three 00:07
And why... why the fuck are you guys
'Cause if you lived in my head for one minute, - On the Count of Three 00:06
'Cause if you lived in my head for one minute,
♪ I got rice cooking in the microwave ♪ - On the Count of Three 00:24
♪ I got rice cooking in the microwave ♪
[coughs] - On the Count of Three 00:05
[coughs]
Uh, they're really trying to crack the whip - On the Count of Three 00:09
Uh, they're really trying to crack the whip
Used them up already, huh? [chuckles] - On the Count of Three 00:06
Used them up already, huh? [chuckles]
What I find works for me is - On the Count of Three 00:05
What I find works for me is
That way, if something unforeseen comes up - On the Count of Three 00:08
That way, if something unforeseen comes up
Again, just 'cause they're really cracking the whip - On the Count of Three 00:07
Again, just 'cause they're really cracking the whi...
[knock on door] - On the Count of Three 00:07
[knock on door]
[shells cracking] - On the Count of Three 00:06
[shells cracking]
That's why, starting next week, - On the Count of Three 00:06
That's why, starting next week,
You'll be overseeing the mulch. - On the Count of Three 00:04
You'll be overseeing the mulch.
[chuckles softly] - On the Count of Three 00:07
[chuckles softly]
And he does have a good solid - On the Count of Three 00:05
And he does have a good solid
A couple years, at the rate you're growing... - On the Count of Three 00:04
A couple years, at the rate you're growing...
Like I said, you got some kind of shine to you. - On the Count of Three 00:05
Like I said, you got some kind of shine to you.
[breathes deeply] - On the Count of Three 00:04
[breathes deeply]
[belt creaking] [grunting] - On the Count of Three 00:06
[belt creaking] [grunting]
TODD: ♪ I got rice cooking in the microwave ♪ - On the Count of Three 00:49
TODD: ♪ I got rice cooking in the microwave ♪