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On the Count of Three

And some ointment, too, Neosporin, everything that you need for a cut.- What the fuck you...

And some ointment, too, Neosporin, everything that you need for a cut.
- What the fuck you doing?

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And some ointment, too, Neosporin,
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everything that you need for a cut. - What the fuck you doing?
Duration
4 seconds
Views
46
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:19
Uploaded
May 04, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Valparaiso Pictures,Werner Entertainment,Morningside Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Jerrod Carmichael makes his directorial debut and stars in On the Count of Three, a darkly comic feature about two best friends, Val (Carmichael) and Kevin (Christopher Abbott), on the last day of their lives.
VAL: Come on, nigga! - When a customer is talking, - On the Count of Three 00:05
VAL: Come on, nigga! - When a customer is talking,
Let's go. [panting] [grunts] - On the Count of Three 00:05
Let's go. [panting] [grunts]
Read your Constitution Shit Shit - On the Count of Three 00:04
Read your Constitution Shit Shit
[tires screeching] - On the Count of Three 00:07
[tires screeching]
I just... I'm... just surprised. - On the Count of Three 00:04
I just... I'm... just surprised.
To forgive is to set a prisoner free - On the Count of Three 00:06
To forgive is to set a prisoner free
[door opens] - On the Count of Three 00:22
[door opens]
[whooshing stops] [tool clanks] - On the Count of Three 00:06
[whooshing stops] [tool clanks]
[laughs] - On the Count of Three 00:05
[laughs]
Sad little white boy riding around on that dirt bike - On the Count of Three 00:04
Sad little white boy riding around on that dirt bike
[R&B music playing quietly over speakers] - On the Count of Three 00:04
[R&B music playing quietly over speakers]
How about that mean son of a bitch who's always bruising her? - On the Count of Three 00:04
How about that mean son of a bitch who's always bruisin...
You know, been a long time - On the Count of Three 00:06
You know, been a long time
Yeah, about since when you stole $2,300 from me. - On the Count of Three 00:04
Yeah, about since when you stole $2,300 from me.
See, uh, back then, I was a mess. - On the Count of Three 00:05
See, uh, back then, I was a mess.
I'm cleaner than angel pubic hair. - On the Count of Three 00:05
I'm cleaner than angel pubic hair.
Yeah, getting myself back together. - On the Count of Three 00:04
Yeah, getting myself back together.
How about I take you boys over to Five Guys - On the Count of Three 00:07
How about I take you boys over to Five Guys
Come on, Val. I don't walk around - On the Count of Three 00:05
Come on, Val. I don't walk around
[chuckling softly] - On the Count of Three 00:06
[chuckling softly]