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On the Count of Three

Be a fucking dad

Be a fucking dad

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Be a fucking dad.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
45
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:07
Uploaded
May 04, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Valparaiso Pictures,Werner Entertainment,Morningside Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Jerrod Carmichael makes his directorial debut and stars in On the Count of Three, a darkly comic feature about two best friends, Val (Carmichael) and Kevin (Christopher Abbott), on the last day of their lives.
But I'm not gonna let you pay off your guilt by giving me - On the Count of Three 00:07
But I'm not gonna let you pay off your guilt by giving ...
[Natasha scoffs] - On the Count of Three 00:09
[Natasha scoffs]
You always get stuck in some bullshit, - On the Count of Three 00:07
You always get stuck in some bullshit,
[singing along] ♪ Losing my sight, losing my mind ♪ - On the Count of Three 00:31
[singing along] ♪ Losing my sight, losing my mind ♪
BRENNER: I saw you eyeing the fish tank out there. - On the Count of Three 00:08
BRENNER: I saw you eyeing the fish tank out there.
If they get happiness too easily, - On the Count of Three 00:10
If they get happiness too easily,
Your journey, your search is never going to be easy, Kevin. - On the Count of Three 00:05
Your journey, your search is never going to be easy, Kevin.
You've got an itch that you just can't scratch. - On the Count of Three 00:05
You've got an itch that you just can't scratch.
And at this moment, it might not seem like it, - On the Count of Three 00:12
And at this moment, it might not seem like it,
Happiness is overrated. - On the Count of Three 00:05
Happiness is overrated.
It is not a recipe to an extraordinary life. - On the Count of Three 00:05
It is not a recipe to an extraordinary life.
Why do you think Galileo spent all that time - On the Count of Three 00:06
Why do you think Galileo spent all that time
Beethoven, Newton, Darwin... - On the Count of Three 00:04
Beethoven, Newton, Darwin...
All of them diagnosed with depression. - On the Count of Three 00:04
All of them diagnosed with depression.
But trust me when I say they were really important men, - On the Count of Three 00:12
But trust me when I say they were really important men,
Someone to help you manage your pain. - On the Count of Three 00:06
Someone to help you manage your pain.
Someone to help you explore - On the Count of Three 00:07
Someone to help you explore
Those wonderful moments of pleasure. - On the Count of Three 00:04
Those wonderful moments of pleasure.
[Leah chuckles] - On the Count of Three 00:05
[Leah chuckles]
Uh, grab the, uh, stuff. - On the Count of Three 00:04
Uh, grab the, uh, stuff.