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On the Count of Three

From the bottom of my heart, I deeply regret not shooting youin the face earlier

From the bottom of my heart, I deeply regret not shooting you
in the face earlier

Full Transcript

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From the bottom of my heart,
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I deeply regret not shooting you in the face earlier.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
60
Timestamp in Movie
00:36:48
Uploaded
May 04, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Valparaiso Pictures,Werner Entertainment,Morningside Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Jerrod Carmichael makes his directorial debut and stars in On the Count of Three, a darkly comic feature about two best friends, Val (Carmichael) and Kevin (Christopher Abbott), on the last day of their lives.
I call you faggot out of love. Huh? - On the Count of Three 00:05
I call you faggot out of love. Huh?
You the one giving the word all the power, - On the Count of Three 00:05
You the one giving the word all the power,
Look, he-he... he don't understand the nuances. - On the Count of Three 00:04
Look, he-he... he don't understand the nuances.
You come to beat his ass? [imitating dirt bike revving] - On the Count of Three 00:04
You come to beat his ass? [imitating dirt bike revving]
Two! Pussy! - Hey! Don't call me a pussy, - On the Count of Three 00:06
Two! Pussy! - Hey! Don't call me a pussy,
[panting] - On the Count of Three 00:07
[panting]
[electronic entry bell chimes] [music playing over speakers] - On the Count of Three 00:05
[electronic entry bell chimes] [music playing over speakers]
We just need some of that medical stuff that you got - On the Count of Three 00:05
We just need some of that medical stuff that you got
I got to switch over this register, - On the Count of Three 00:05
I got to switch over this register,
So if you could just chill the fuck out, - On the Count of Three 00:07
So if you could just chill the fuck out,
Now I got to start over. All right? - On the Count of Three 00:04
Now I got to start over. All right?
Fucking ramen-noodle-headed motherfucker. - On the Count of Three 00:04
Fucking ramen-noodle-headed motherfucker.
And some ointment, too, Neosporin, - On the Count of Three 00:04
And some ointment, too, Neosporin,
VAL: Come on, nigga! - When a customer is talking, - On the Count of Three 00:05
VAL: Come on, nigga! - When a customer is talking,
Let's go. [panting] [grunts] - On the Count of Three 00:05
Let's go. [panting] [grunts]
Read your Constitution Shit Shit - On the Count of Three 00:04
Read your Constitution Shit Shit
[tires screeching] - On the Count of Three 00:07
[tires screeching]
I just... I'm... just surprised. - On the Count of Three 00:04
I just... I'm... just surprised.
To forgive is to set a prisoner free - On the Count of Three 00:06
To forgive is to set a prisoner free
[door opens] - On the Count of Three 00:22
[door opens]