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On the Count of Three

Fucking... fucking asshole

Fucking... fucking asshole

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Fucking... fucking asshole.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
85
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:32
Uploaded
May 04, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Valparaiso Pictures,Werner Entertainment,Morningside Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Jerrod Carmichael makes his directorial debut and stars in On the Count of Three, a darkly comic feature about two best friends, Val (Carmichael) and Kevin (Christopher Abbott), on the last day of their lives.
You stupid fuck! You stupid fuck! - On the Count of Three 00:05
You stupid fuck! You stupid fuck!
Big fucking deal. Thank you. [keys clink] - On the Count of Three 00:10
Big fucking deal. Thank you. [keys clink]
- Huh? - I know it's real fucked-up - On the Count of Three 00:05
- Huh? - I know it's real fucked-up
Like you said, there's no point in a last day - On the Count of Three 00:06
Like you said, there's no point in a last day
We're not gonna see tomorrow, which means today we get to do - On the Count of Three 00:06
We're not gonna see tomorrow, which means today we get ...
So let's use that opportunity to do some good. - On the Count of Three 00:04
So let's use that opportunity to do some good.
Make sure he never hurts another kid again. - On the Count of Three 00:04
Make sure he never hurts another kid again.
Homicide's a real fucked up gift Kevin - On the Count of Three 00:04
Homicide's a real fucked up gift Kevin
It's hard not to feel like a hypocrite - On the Count of Three 00:06
It's hard not to feel like a hypocrite
It's like your sad-looking eyes got purpose all of a sudden. - On the Count of Three 00:04
It's like your sad-looking eyes got purpose all of a su...
They give insecure men the illusion of power - On the Count of Three 00:04
They give insecure men the illusion of power
[exhales] - On the Count of Three 00:05
[exhales]
VAL: Hey, nigga, you even got a plan, - On the Count of Three 00:05
VAL: Hey, nigga, you even got a plan,
VAL Hey nigga you even got a plan - On the Count of Three 00:14
VAL Hey nigga you even got a plan
The-the hardest part about killing someone - On the Count of Three 00:04
The-the hardest part about killing someone
I'm just saying, you ain't seen - On the Count of Three 00:04
I'm just saying, you ain't seen
I mean, like, once he goes, we go. - On the Count of Three 00:04
I mean, like, once he goes, we go.
[music playing faintly] [woman humming along] - On the Count of Three 00:04
[music playing faintly] [woman humming along]
[door closes] - On the Count of Three 00:04
[door closes]
Oh. You couldn't have come to a better place. [laughs] - On the Count of Three 00:05
Oh. You couldn't have come to a better place. [laughs]