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On the Count of Three

Holy shit! It's been so long.- Mm

Holy shit! It's been so long.
- Mm

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Holy shit! It's been so long. - Mm.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
55
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:24
Uploaded
May 04, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Valparaiso Pictures,Werner Entertainment,Morningside Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Jerrod Carmichael makes his directorial debut and stars in On the Count of Three, a darkly comic feature about two best friends, Val (Carmichael) and Kevin (Christopher Abbott), on the last day of their lives.
I mean, don't get me wrong, - On the Count of Three 00:09
I mean, don't get me wrong,
Hey, you got to meet my wife, Leah. - On the Count of Three 00:06
Hey, you got to meet my wife, Leah.
[Leah chuckles] - So crazy - On the Count of Three 00:04
[Leah chuckles] - So crazy
This is the one that me and the boys - On the Count of Three 00:04
This is the one that me and the boys
So did he really hit you with his car? [chuckles] - On the Count of Three 00:05
So did he really hit you with his car? [chuckles]
We weren't going that fast. [Leah chuckles] - On the Count of Three 00:05
We weren't going that fast. [Leah chuckles]
He'd get all red in the face, - On the Count of Three 00:06
He'd get all red in the face,
[Leah laughs] - On the Count of Three 00:05
[Leah laughs]
Fuck's the point of asking for a last day - On the Count of Three 00:05
Fuck's the point of asking for a last day
Fucking... fucking asshole. - On the Count of Three 00:04
Fucking... fucking asshole.
You stupid fuck! You stupid fuck! - On the Count of Three 00:05
You stupid fuck! You stupid fuck!
Big fucking deal. Thank you. [keys clink] - On the Count of Three 00:10
Big fucking deal. Thank you. [keys clink]
- Huh? - I know it's real fucked-up - On the Count of Three 00:05
- Huh? - I know it's real fucked-up
Like you said, there's no point in a last day - On the Count of Three 00:06
Like you said, there's no point in a last day
We're not gonna see tomorrow, which means today we get to do - On the Count of Three 00:06
We're not gonna see tomorrow, which means today we get ...
So let's use that opportunity to do some good. - On the Count of Three 00:04
So let's use that opportunity to do some good.
Make sure he never hurts another kid again. - On the Count of Three 00:04
Make sure he never hurts another kid again.
Homicide's a real fucked up gift Kevin - On the Count of Three 00:04
Homicide's a real fucked up gift Kevin
It's hard not to feel like a hypocrite - On the Count of Three 00:06
It's hard not to feel like a hypocrite
It's like your sad-looking eyes got purpose all of a sudden. - On the Count of Three 00:04
It's like your sad-looking eyes got purpose all of a su...