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On the Count of Three

I got nothing new or interesting to say, so I fill the silencetelling stories from my day,...

I got nothing new or interesting to say, so I fill the silence
telling stories from my day, reliving moments I wish I hadn't lived in the first fucking place

Full Transcript

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I got nothing new or interesting to say,
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so I fill the silence telling stories from my day,
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reliving moments I wish I hadn't lived
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in the first fucking place.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
52
Timestamp in Movie
00:34:37
Uploaded
May 04, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Valparaiso Pictures,Werner Entertainment,Morningside Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Jerrod Carmichael makes his directorial debut and stars in On the Count of Three, a darkly comic feature about two best friends, Val (Carmichael) and Kevin (Christopher Abbott), on the last day of their lives.
You can't just disappear on someone like that - On the Count of Three 00:05
You can't just disappear on someone like that
Look her in the eye and tell her I think - On the Count of Three 00:04
Look her in the eye and tell her I think
Yeah, or maybe you're just depressed. - On the Count of Three 00:04
Yeah, or maybe you're just depressed.
Maybe you haven't gotten help for yourself - On the Count of Three 00:06
Maybe you haven't gotten help for yourself
You've had a rough, abusive childhood, - On the Count of Three 00:05
You've had a rough, abusive childhood,
You know, you weren't allowed to have any mental health issues, - On the Count of Three 00:06
You know, you weren't allowed to have any mental health...
Can you stop... A, stop yelling at me, - On the Count of Three 00:09
Can you stop... A, stop yelling at me,
[imitating dirt bike revving] - On the Count of Three 00:07
[imitating dirt bike revving]
[imitating dirt bike revving] - On the Count of Three 00:06
[imitating dirt bike revving]
[continues imitating dirt bike] - On the Count of Three 00:05
[continues imitating dirt bike]
- Yeah, and all of them terrible. - No, that's not true. - On the Count of Three 00:04
- Yeah, and all of them terrible. - No, that's not true...
Remember on slow days, we used to log on the computer - On the Count of Three 00:06
Remember on slow days, we used to log on the computer
From the bottom of my heart, - On the Count of Three 00:05
From the bottom of my heart,
I call you faggot out of love. Huh? - On the Count of Three 00:05
I call you faggot out of love. Huh?
You the one giving the word all the power, - On the Count of Three 00:05
You the one giving the word all the power,
Look, he-he... he don't understand the nuances. - On the Count of Three 00:04
Look, he-he... he don't understand the nuances.
You come to beat his ass? [imitating dirt bike revving] - On the Count of Three 00:04
You come to beat his ass? [imitating dirt bike revving]
Two! Pussy! - Hey! Don't call me a pussy, - On the Count of Three 00:06
Two! Pussy! - Hey! Don't call me a pussy,
[panting] - On the Count of Three 00:07
[panting]
[electronic entry bell chimes] [music playing over speakers] - On the Count of Three 00:05
[electronic entry bell chimes] [music playing over speakers]