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On the Count of Three

?? I got rice cooking in the microwave ♪ ♪ Got a three-day beardI don't plan to shave ♪ ♪...

�� I got rice cooking in the microwave ♪ ♪ Got a three-day beard
I don't plan to shave ♪ ♪ And it's a goofy thing,
but I just gotta say, hey ♪ ♪ I'm doing all right ♪ ♪ And it's a great day to be alive ♪ ♪ I know the sun's still shining... ♪ There you are, pal

Full Transcript

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♪ I got rice cooking in the microwave ♪
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♪ Got a three-day beard I don't plan to shave ♪
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♪ And it's a goofy thing, but I just gotta say, hey ♪
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♪ I'm doing all right ♪
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♪ And it's a great day to be alive ♪
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♪ I know the sun's still shining... ♪
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There you are, pal.
Duration
24 seconds
Views
55
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:52
Uploaded
May 04, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Valparaiso Pictures,Werner Entertainment,Morningside Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Jerrod Carmichael makes his directorial debut and stars in On the Count of Three, a darkly comic feature about two best friends, Val (Carmichael) and Kevin (Christopher Abbott), on the last day of their lives.
[coughs] - On the Count of Three 00:05
[coughs]
Uh, they're really trying to crack the whip - On the Count of Three 00:09
Uh, they're really trying to crack the whip
Used them up already, huh? [chuckles] - On the Count of Three 00:06
Used them up already, huh? [chuckles]
What I find works for me is - On the Count of Three 00:05
What I find works for me is
That way, if something unforeseen comes up - On the Count of Three 00:08
That way, if something unforeseen comes up
Again, just 'cause they're really cracking the whip - On the Count of Three 00:07
Again, just 'cause they're really cracking the whi...
[knock on door] - On the Count of Three 00:07
[knock on door]
[shells cracking] - On the Count of Three 00:06
[shells cracking]
That's why, starting next week, - On the Count of Three 00:06
That's why, starting next week,
You'll be overseeing the mulch. - On the Count of Three 00:04
You'll be overseeing the mulch.
[chuckles softly] - On the Count of Three 00:07
[chuckles softly]
And he does have a good solid - On the Count of Three 00:05
And he does have a good solid
A couple years, at the rate you're growing... - On the Count of Three 00:04
A couple years, at the rate you're growing...
Like I said, you got some kind of shine to you. - On the Count of Three 00:05
Like I said, you got some kind of shine to you.
[breathes deeply] - On the Count of Three 00:04
[breathes deeply]
[belt creaking] [grunting] - On the Count of Three 00:06
[belt creaking] [grunting]
TODD: ♪ I got rice cooking in the microwave ♪ - On the Count of Three 00:49
TODD: ♪ I got rice cooking in the microwave ♪
Thought that was you. [toilet flushes] - On the Count of Three 00:12
Thought that was you. [toilet flushes]
We got to get you out of here. - No, I can't leave. - On the Count of Three 00:04
We got to get you out of here. - No, I can't leave.
They're not gonna clear me for at least... I don't know. - On the Count of Three 00:04
They're not gonna clear me for at least... I don't...