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On the Count of Three

If I had any ideas,I wouldn't have asked you to blow my brains out 35 minutes ago

If I had any ideas,
I wouldn't have asked you to blow my brains out 35 minutes ago

Full Transcript

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If I had any ideas, I wouldn't have asked you
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to blow my brains out 35 minutes ago.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
83
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:23
Uploaded
May 04, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Valparaiso Pictures,Werner Entertainment,Morningside Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Jerrod Carmichael makes his directorial debut and stars in On the Count of Three, a darkly comic feature about two best friends, Val (Carmichael) and Kevin (Christopher Abbott), on the last day of their lives.
We're playing with house money here, - On the Count of Three 00:08
We're playing with house money here,
You can... you can reconcile with your dad. - On the Count of Three 00:04
You can... you can reconcile with your dad.
Forgive him for beating the hell out of you and your mom - On the Count of Three 00:07
Forgive him for beating the hell out of you and your mom
♪ Now that she's back from that soul vacation ♪ - On the Count of Three 00:09
♪ Now that she's back from that soul vacation ♪
Holy shit! It's been so long. - Mm. - On the Count of Three 00:05
Holy shit! It's been so long. - Mm.
I mean, don't get me wrong, - On the Count of Three 00:09
I mean, don't get me wrong,
Hey, you got to meet my wife, Leah. - On the Count of Three 00:06
Hey, you got to meet my wife, Leah.
[Leah chuckles] - So crazy - On the Count of Three 00:04
[Leah chuckles] - So crazy
This is the one that me and the boys - On the Count of Three 00:04
This is the one that me and the boys
So did he really hit you with his car? [chuckles] - On the Count of Three 00:05
So did he really hit you with his car? [chuckles]
We weren't going that fast. [Leah chuckles] - On the Count of Three 00:05
We weren't going that fast. [Leah chuckles]
He'd get all red in the face, - On the Count of Three 00:06
He'd get all red in the face,
[Leah laughs] - On the Count of Three 00:05
[Leah laughs]
Fuck's the point of asking for a last day - On the Count of Three 00:05
Fuck's the point of asking for a last day
Fucking... fucking asshole. - On the Count of Three 00:04
Fucking... fucking asshole.
You stupid fuck! You stupid fuck! - On the Count of Three 00:05
You stupid fuck! You stupid fuck!
Big fucking deal. Thank you. [keys clink] - On the Count of Three 00:10
Big fucking deal. Thank you. [keys clink]
- Huh? - I know it's real fucked-up - On the Count of Three 00:05
- Huh? - I know it's real fucked-up
Like you said, there's no point in a last day - On the Count of Three 00:06
Like you said, there's no point in a last day
We're not gonna see tomorrow, which means today we get to do - On the Count of Three 00:06
We're not gonna see tomorrow, which means today we get ...