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On the Count of Three

If you're looking for somebody,that's just fine, but I must tell you,these are private...

If you're looking for somebody,
that's just fine, but I must tell you,
these are private offices

Full Transcript

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If you're looking for somebody, that's just fine,
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but I must tell you, these are private offices.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
66
Timestamp in Movie
01:01:51
Uploaded
May 04, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Valparaiso Pictures,Werner Entertainment,Morningside Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Jerrod Carmichael makes his directorial debut and stars in On the Count of Three, a darkly comic feature about two best friends, Val (Carmichael) and Kevin (Christopher Abbott), on the last day of their lives.
Um, it's been a while since my last visit. - On the Count of Three 00:04
Um, it's been a while since my last visit.
You were supposed to help me, - On the Count of Three 00:06
You were supposed to help me,
Right now, you don't want to do anything in this mind space. - On the Count of Three 00:04
Right now, you don't want to do anything in this mind s...
Oh, shit, Val. [Val panting] - On the Count of Three 00:07
Oh, shit, Val. [Val panting]
I fucking got to get out of here. [pressing button] - On the Count of Three 00:05
I fucking got to get out of here. [pressing button]
WOMAN: Oh, my God. [whimpers] - On the Count of Three 00:16
WOMAN: Oh, my God. [whimpers]
Oh, my God. Well, I mean, technically you did it. - On the Count of Three 00:04
Oh, my God. Well, I mean, technically you did it.
Goddamn it, I wish I did it. Fuck. - On the Count of Three 00:04
Goddamn it, I wish I did it. Fuck.
You're a... a true friend. - On the Count of Three 00:05
You're a... a true friend.
A lot of people say, like, "I'll kill for you," - On the Count of Three 00:09
A lot of people say, like, "I'll kill for you,&quo...
Well, all right. - On the Count of Three 00:04
Well, all right.
I'm having a kid. I'm gonna be there for it. - On the Count of Three 00:04
I'm having a kid. I'm gonna be there for it.
I'm not trying to take the wind out of your sails, but... - On the Count of Three 00:05
I'm not trying to take the wind out of your sails, but....
[indistinct police radio chatter] - On the Count of Three 00:08
[indistinct police radio chatter]
[siren wailing] - On the Count of Three 00:04
[siren wailing]
[truck horn blaring] - On the Count of Three 00:05
[truck horn blaring]
[tires screeching] - On the Count of Three 00:10
[tires screeching]
[siren wailing] - On the Count of Three 00:08
[siren wailing]
[sirens wailing] - On the Count of Three 00:06
[sirens wailing]
You move your finger just an inch, - On the Count of Three 00:06
You move your finger just an inch,